I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

seen a lot of zombie movies and frankly i do not get how the united states military keeps losing to these guys

CHAT I AM SCREAMING

creating affordable housing in washington dc by building condos in the yawning emptiness behind the vice president's eyes

uzbekistan more like oozeblecchistan

now that giannis has left for the heat, thanasis can really shine

sorry but i have too much self-respect to sit through a movie like minions and monsters. some load of crap that wants me to believe that a minion would stand a chance against a monster. hollywood is laughing in our faces and i'm sick of it.

i wonder if tony orlando knows that yo la tengo made one of the most beautiful songs of all time about him

"hi, i'm david. kapow!"

this is that good shit

watching the telemundo broadcast of mexico vs south korea and i spent the whole first half thinking there was a guy named correa on the mexico team before realizing they were saying korea

frog is the most underrated band in the country. eclectic, prolific, completely original. we love frog don't we folks. frog frog frog frog www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JYt...

week two of new job just going around being like what was your name again yes you told it to me before but i was in the middle of an intrusive thought about something unrelated

barack obama decrying cynicism lolololol

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

the algae is president now it just signed a bill dedicating 800 billion dollars to constructing large stagnant pools of water throughout the nation

the algae is president now it just signed a bill dedicating 800 billion dollars to constructing large stagnant pools of water throughout the nation

I think this essay Johnny wrote really gets to the core of who he was. The world can’t afford to lose people like this, we need as many as we can get johnnyro.substack.com/p/strength-f...

this is how bill mcneal from newsradio talks about his childhood

both argentina and algeria would be right in the top tier of soccer teams if they decided the world cup by alphabetical order

there's no way cristiano ronaldo is still any good right

Every time I see Jason Kelce, I'm like "There he is, there's human Bone Bone."

it's fine to do "clean comedy" who cares but that's a marketing decision not an artistic one

i wrote this as a love letter to minneapolis back in january and i still mean every word of it. there’s truly nothing new under the sun. we’ve always resisted injustice & the state has always slandered, criminalized, and killed us for it. do it anyway.

the world cup is such a cool thing and i wish there was a way to do it where the most corrupt organization on planet earth wasn't in charge but what can you do

sorry but everybody gotta see this parallel parking job from over the weekend

don't mistake my weakness for kindness (i hate your guts but i'm so scared!!)

after seeing some shots of him from the ufc event last night i am concerned that joe rogan is becoming more italian at a rate that is simply not sustainable

glad to hear he's still at it

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

damn paraguay national anthem is fun as fuck

rooting for canada because of nirvanna the band the show the movie

Thanks to the kind soul who uploaded this compilation of our inexcusable old “Artie Kendall the Ghost Crooner” sketches from “Late Night with Conan”. My apologies again to everyone. #FlashbackFriday youtube.com/watch?v=zetA...

tony binchcliffe

netflix social media manager trying to find a good clip to advertise the new tony hinchcliffe special

it's so funny that there are still people going "america is the greatest country in the world." oh yeah? name the last time we solved *a* problem

the mlb regular season is heating up

1st thing i saw when i woke up to my alarm clock this morning

scientifically! he shat all over the fucking vibes!! what is home court advantage?? 99% vibes!!!! hey let's put everyone through the world's worst TSA line and then show the worst person in the history of the world (dolan) next to the second worst one on the jumbotron!?!?? MY VIBES

i gotta be honest with you guys i think i have had enough of billionaires for awhile

this is a delayed result of the swag that eric adams brought to the office during his term. everybody knows it takes an extra six months to kick in. the 'swag lag,' they call it.

The Obama Presidential Library looks like the Jawas parked their car at a QuikTrip

idea for a freaky guy: guy who has the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap but he LOVES it

you don't have to like the president but you have to admit that his first lady has made huge headway against bullying with her "be best" project

i simply refuse to believe that high school bullies used to commit attempted murder as often as they do in every coming-of-age novel set before 1980

has anybody even tried to make an argument as to why a rigged election would take longer? if i were in charge of election rigging i would probably make sure i had my whole plan ready in advance just to cut down on headaches

This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a basketball player crashing into our old mayor to a person who's celebrating a new business that's opening

disclosure day, yet another win for people who think of aliens as being the skinny gray guys with the big eyes. the people who think of aliens as being a sentient ooze continue to wander the desert of cultural irrelevance.

*pretending to have ever had a real job voice* "getting human resources vibes from this"