He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.

slow spooky movie trailer version of "the boys are back in town"

help me help me i'm a character in a mike flanagan thing and these ghosts are saying stuff to me like "you don't care about anyone but yourself!" aaaagh so scary

major league baseball rocks, they're always like "hm how do we get more people to watch baseball" and then they schedule game one of the american league championship series on a monday afternoon

seein the beta band live on wednesday (please DO NOT say "the beta band? sounds like you should be onstage for that one, david!")

i like comics too but it's disturbing to me that none of these guys seem to read books that don't have pictures in them

i love fan photos with cal raleigh where the fan looks more like a pro athlete than cal raleigh does

um excuse me but in the past decade they have made two THE ACCOUNTANT movies

if a blair witch ever tried to do blair witch shit to me i would knock its ass out

the joker may laugh a lot but i don't think he's really that happy of a guy

it's so funny that now there's just a nonstop flaming lips concert outside the portland ice building

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

baseball is designed to make its fans feel like shit and that is what's good about it

anytime they announce a special guest referee for a pro wrestling match i'm like "oh great there goes professionalism right out the dang window"

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

i am not even a phillies fan and this made me want to die, how do you think this pitcher feels

dodgers fans going nuts for fly balls that end up dying like 100 feet short of the wall. fucking idiots.

"oh no, not my girlfriend!" - founder of antifa

why is terry o'quinn in this

would you believe me if i told you that this book of short stories based on stephen king's the stand had some really good stuff in it and was also way too long

evil regime run and supported entirely by people with brain parasites. animorphs predicted this.

this reminds me of the old kyle kinane bit about getting so drunk you think bob seger songs are the national anthem "come on man take your hat off, night moves is playing!"

In some ways this is the government now

wanna hear something sad? king tut has been in that position for 3350 years and he's still never been on a waterslide

the stupid thing about this is you know that the only reason the nfl would have booked bad bunny in the first place is because they already asked lee greenwood and he couldn't do it

dying with a spooky halloween profile name

saw one of those tech guys being like "artificial intelligence has potential to be the greatest invention in human history" like we are not the same species that invented the chair

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

it's a beautiful day here in portland oregon

breaking: president trump deploying a big dookie to the inside of his pants

imo there should be more movies called "octopussy"

aoc sprung her trap and stephen miller walked right into it. his denial here might not seem that important but if he's tried for any of his crimes later on this clip will make it very difficult for him to plead "just a little guy"

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jeff rosenstock / pup / me at the jeff rosenstock + pup concert

it's pathetic that no one in management here has the courage to say stuff like "there's no way around it — sports are having a moment!"

re: taylor swift, bad lyrics are one thing but for me it's the lack of originality. how can you expect to bring anything new to the table when there are already so many beloved pop songs about travis kelce's penis?

imo bad bunny and big chungus should swap names

how do you compete with stephen miller's powers of rhetoric and persuasion? how can anyone hear him raise his voice when he's making a point so that he sounds like a child playing a police officer in a school play and not think "i'll have what he's having"

the president is right portland is an incredibly scary place right now

“I am the terror on the night! I am: “

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

wizard frog is insane

what is that weezer song beverly hills about

i guess any fanbase probably looks like this from the outside but the aspect of taylor swift that really baffles me is the emphasis on her personal lore, which all seems to be the most boring fare imaginable. how many songs does this lady have about someone being kind of shitty to her one time?

"can chatgpt experience pain?" i dunno man, can my toaster get tired? can my nintendo switch regret a bad decision? if i uninstall an app on my phone, is that murder?

about to find out what kind of pedophile jeffrey epstein was

remember that one time when trump was giving a speech and nancy pelosi clapped kind of weird for a second

obviously kevin hart doesn't need the money from the riyadh comedy festival but breaking into saudi arabia is a crucial step towards his goal of ensuring that every human being alive knows who kevin hart is

was telling my friend about saudi arabia buying electronic arts and he was like "man madden sucks so bad i'm still playing espn nfl 2k5" and the wash of memories that hit me, goddamn. been a long time since i thought about a good football video game.