Ordered a normally classic double parm but turned out to be more a reduced half chicken half eggplant not double parm. Its a 1x parm. This is what Trump has done to America.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Im sorry this is amazing I love it

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

Idek what that stuff on the left is supposed to be. Theres no excuse for this besides american swaglessness there are many preserved foods an armed forces could eat - bacalhau gabagool beans they got these MFs in the strait of hormuz eating straight up strips of rubber lol

Insane the smoking gun is that Rajkumar folks allegedly forged Cary Tiltons signature lmao Cary is involved in Orkin campaign+ was CM for Illapa22 & field coordinator for Claire24. Dangerous to allegedly fake signatures in neighborhood filled with DSA members www.cityandstateny.com/politics/202...

trying to post through it rn

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

Strictly pronouncing pied-a-terre, as God intended it, the Louisiane way

People ask me all the time for my favorite Onion headline, and there are like 200 of them, but my favorite recent print headline is easily this:

Cant explain why but "out of" versus "off of" is a preposition choice that gives me the feeling we are not dealing with a Man but a True Demon; we see not with His wretched Eyes

the only kinds of artist who are not marketing creations: - prolific power pop bands comprised of total losers - rappers from michigan who rap so far off beat it loops around to technical proficiency - jazz musicians of any age who smell like old people - hardcore/metal bands who DO NOT lift weights

DTF St Louis such an insanely good show about ppl trying to love each other

Dont care what dumb ass children think euphoria s3 premiere was banger - few shows go somewhere else entirely and the shit still fire, wire breaking bad twin peaks return; think about shows that stayed too the same or ones that pivoted like westworld to shit zendaya carrying it shes an A++ actor

When did ppl start walking into the subway so slowly? You cant get lost - its a single room dog

Never gonna complain if u put Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje on my TV again - fan since Adebisi days

Explore a detailed timeline and map of accomplishments from our first 100 days: nyc.gov/100days

I was elected as a democratic socialist, and will continue to govern as a democratic socialist. 100 days in — and we’re just getting started.

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

Imagine this an instagram reel and hero by Mariah Carey is playing - i cant talk enough about how like 50-150 ppl went all in on a leftist electoral & legislative project like 8-10 years ago & now we run the city - im so proud to know these ppl: also if u can make it here you can make it anywhere

Approximately 50000 ppl at the Zohran 100 day rally, Zohran apologized Bernie couldn't come and then "Big Dick Bernie Sanders" came out swinging his shit to Back in Black by ACDC

Zohran 100 Day Rally: we unlocked Reverse MAGA

RING THE BELL

Every day now im just giving ppl lil life lessons by quoting the 2017 film "Lady Bird"

Leaving cab in Queens to house heard a drunk woman leaving bar tell her friends "si ya sabes como me pongo pa que me invitan???" & I was reminded of a time when the internet wasnt an evil hell of monsters but a fun way to connect with fun catch phrases youtu.be/eqScsMgeY7M?...

There's a line of dudes dressed like they making their 1st Holy Communion outside Kelloggs Diner - what da fuck are we doing ??!?

Just walked past the location of the former east village Blockheads - kyrie eleison: dont know what u got till its gone

still funny to me 2025+ supporters call him Mamdani while OG fans premayor run from left & NY call him Zohran- is this true of any other politician where different cohorts use first versus last name for an elected? Were there like 1950s Massholes who loved him in congress who kept calling JFK Jack?

I'll never forget when this dude came out of nowhere and endorsed the 2019 Tiffany Caban for DA campaign ill stand with da Petes forever

I like Pope Leo cause his voice & accent are about just 30 degrees less sharp than a lot of my uncles growing up who had a very unique "grew up/born in US but lived in multilingual family/neighborhood & have an ambiguous unidentifiable ESL accent" it gives me nostalgia I miss them

Youre not a Real New Yorker if you haven't been to at least 3 weddings in the past 5 years between a French and/or North African person & an Albanian where they blasted this & both the grandmas & the children stormed the dance floor youtu.be/GCpvmHi1gxU?...

Welcome Newskies! 1st things 1st: we do things a lil bit differently on this social network (annoying as hell, bad posts)

Remember in 2018-2019 when people would insist West Virginians were actually more woke than New Yorkers they just didnt get to vote or some shit lol foh I gotta imagine 99% of ppl like that migrated from Twitter to bluseky so pls yell at me im wrong im nostalgic for pre covid world

Trump underwater in Utah Ohio Florida Kansas Indiana Mississippi South Carolina Texas Louisiana Alabama but still up 13 points in West Virginia lmao

Im watching the low budget French Canadian Euphoria get on my freakin level

Jim Caviezel IS a guy who somehow managed to get COVID a hundred and twenty eight times

[yelling over club music] I said sometimes love isn’t enough

This Pope is woke and you see it in his tenor but like ppl surprised the pope opposes war and not helping the poor kinda giving Never Paid Attention to a Pope Before. Jean Paul II was a legitimately right wing Pope- he opposed the Iraq War and Bush tax cuts lol

Not so hot take: this literally doesn't matter at all who cares? The US has a state controlled ballot line determined by primaries->general elections. If AOC & Rashida & Brad Lander win they are the party. Cant kick them out. If they dont they dont. DNC & (RNC too) platform is fake useless stuff

Youre mama so lumpen when she smoking on that shit she doesnt even mildly conceptualize it as an act of rebellion or withdrawal from the superstructure

Comforting Danny as he breaks down about coming out to his family -> suicidal priest getting comfort from nurse mom just emotion at the height of Emotion

"I was on top who the fuck is on top their first time" Saorise just spits fire this whole movie

We just got home think its time to put on Lady Bird and cry at how beautiful it all is

A lot of Eric Adams jokes but if youre not from here hard to understand that everyone from Brooklyn or the Bronx between roughly 1993-2011 (as long as youre not like one of those Girls type characters who strictly hung out with other white Americans) is kinda part Albanian.

Eric Adams is a joke, Albania is not; pls think 2x before you post your "jokes"

Yung me circa 2007-2008 fallin into a mixed Tirana/Pristina crew straddling south bk & the bronx just in time 4 The Glorious Kosovan Independence. Disa vite të jetës sonë janë të arta. Dy vende, një popull, një festë

Idk if its a woke2 thing or unrelated I think it at least tangentially so but I really like no one has to pretend that other cities have the shit new york does. In 2019 youd be like "only 24 hr trains in US baby" & some loser would reply "um Nashville has busses" & ppl would say that was "valid"

KinkedIn - a social network for people who are weirdly annoying about their honestly low level Freak Shit & use chatGPT to formulaically bloviate about it in the most Sexless way possible - im seeking angel investors dms are open

That 2006/7/8 period where every reggaeton artist felt they had to commit to also do 2-4 songs that sounded like they were disco or funk from the 70s >>>