The Theme of the Met Gala this year is Rich People

Moron centrist pundits like "you cant run on left & win presidency" like we werent alive in 08/12. Obama hilariously ran as a progressive governed from center then ran re-election even more progressive. His campaign slogan was like "fat cat scumbag Mitt Romney will fire your dad"

Dont see anyone eating but there is suddenly a scent so strong on subway I think we dealing with the most mortadell smelling person to ever exist

Matt Yglesias looking up from a big old sandwich crumbs all over his disgusting face smiling thinking about posting something Stupid

Ok if I lived in Maine id probably **** ****** but only after I successfully cast my ballot for Graham Platner

I gaze out over a sea of whining Centrists & far Left cranks jacking each other off about absentionism & third parties secure in My Power & My Mission. I am the Strongest Vote Blue No Matter Who Democrat to ever walk the ground of the Planet Earth. My eyes full of light & glory

Big Day for Extremely Angry People on This Website - enjoy getting Angrier this is your Moment

Some socialist: with our Tribune of the people electoral model we will inspire Protagonism in the most advanced segments of the working class. Kevin "Mr. Wonderful" O'Leary: Im sorry there is absolutely nothing proprietary about this. Daymond John: Im out.

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My new most conservative take is that while I think you can be on drugs frequently & still be a productive member of society & that while addicts shouldn't be ostracized we really need a good 8 year period with less people who are constantly on amphetamines running the government

Planta Industrial should be bigger - all bangers they brought out the Muppets you can dance but it also feels like early 2000s grungy stuff give them the grammys

There a napulitan influencer who just walks around Naples asking dudes if they gay or straight & they all say straight then he goes & asks the next guy same question but shows photo of last guy too and 99% of them say the last guy was gay lol it almost never doesnt work

Its still very funny to me how obvious & poignant it was that Pete Campbell was like only male character who legitimately grew morally ethically & interpersonally & how funny it was to pick him vis a vis anyone else after S1 & that like 75% of you only see it on 3rd watch

Around 2008/9 I started to resent soho as the rents got so high that it could only support high end retail & you couldn't drink or eat or really do anything convenient there. But now that that nightmare is basically like 75% of manhattan ive learned to enjoy soho for what it has

My wife Anna is helping raise money for the Chicago Abortion Fund. She's been doing this nine years as reproductive rights are increasingly under attack It's also her birthday! She's out of town so I can't spend the day with her but anything you can spare would be the best gift. Thank you!

Lifelong New York Metro Liver Skilled in The Art of How to Talk to a Crackhead

Lifelong New York Metro Liver Skilled in The Art of How to Talk to a Crackhead

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

My applewatch led me to believe today was earth today. Today is earth day’s eve aka litter day. Gotta leave some garbage out for the earth day raccoon

I'll defend Boots Riley on twitter and Graham Platner on bluesky idc i live for this shit

Having a Don Draper ass life assisted me in being one of the first persons in the Earth to recognize that the coolest guy on the show is Pete Campbell - its fulfilling to see the world catch up

Bf and I have been watching Pete and Pete and we just discovered that the episode where Steve buscemi plays Ellen’s dad aired the same day reservoir dogs premiered

Its so funny NYC put up 100 new controls to stop fare evasion and I still see really short dudes rolling up ducking down and walking under the turnstile - this is their W they had one coming

every detail i learn about rod dreher's life is a totally self-contained maniacal part of the whole, like my brain cells are each individual blind guys trying to figure out the elephant

YouTube rec i got after listening to a guy talk about the Bill Paxton movie Frailty for 75 mins in the gym

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

One of the Strokes mom's gave me and my partner our first two couches when we moved in together - they always been this real

I find the nostalgia of others to be reactionary, dull, life-erasing whereas I have the unironic conviction that mine is generative, illuminating, a peak hole into a World of Magic

Opening credits of To Die For go insane you jnow Dillon Kidman Phoenix but then they start hitting you with Illeana Douglasses Michael Rispolis Wayne Knights I stood up and clapped

(Slipping into the Ray Liotta voice as i start a way too long monolouge during the 45 second pro stack at the endorsment forum): "all my life i always wanted to be a Democrat"

My man Sanchez spitting

Pedro Sánchez: "A direita está definhando. As pessoas estão dando conta de que eles não têm projecto nem soluções, apenas ódio, slogans vazios. Tudo o que trouxeram ao mundo é: guerra, inflação, desigualdade e fractura social"

Talking to my mom about Zohran hanging out with Obama - might as well be Christmas morning over here

Ordered a normally classic double parm but turned out to be more a reduced half chicken half eggplant not double parm. Its a 1x parm. This is what Trump has done to America.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Im sorry this is amazing I love it

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

Idek what that stuff on the left is supposed to be. Theres no excuse for this besides american swaglessness there are many preserved foods an armed forces could eat - bacalhau gabagool beans they got these MFs in the strait of hormuz eating straight up strips of rubber lol

Insane the smoking gun is that Rajkumar folks allegedly forged Cary Tiltons signature lmao Cary is involved in Orkin campaign+ was CM for Illapa22 & field coordinator for Claire24. Dangerous to allegedly fake signatures in neighborhood filled with DSA members www.cityandstateny.com/politics/202...

trying to post through it rn

Kamlager-Dove: Stevie Wonder can even see how much this war is costing us. Prices have gone up, and this dude is wanting to spend $2 billion of your money every single day rather than help you. Fuck him.

Ppl saying this an Eric Adams style quote dont know Adams he'd have said something like "heh heh heh only in New York! I knew Yoshi. He used to take the B to a bus on 145 cause he had something going on in the Bronx. Dont tell Mario heh heh heh - this is a city of hustlers!"

Strictly pronouncing pied-a-terre, as God intended it, the Louisiane way

People ask me all the time for my favorite Onion headline, and there are like 200 of them, but my favorite recent print headline is easily this: