The Obama Presidential Library looks like the Jawas parked their car at a QuikTrip

Hey how often should I be getting a physical? 3-4 times a year?

California just invented the funniest street sign to shoot

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful…

About to cook up some Spizzleghetti

Damn you know Snoop sold out when a former east side crip is reppin’ red

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly. NORMAL GUY: ok

If we go full WW3 I hope I get enough heads up to blow through my hundred of dollars first

I wanna be the first comedian to crowd work El Toro

Sitting eating breakfast and the lead singer of The Shins is at the next table. I really want to lean over and tell him “my ex girlfriend used to torture me with your music.” But he probably gets that a lot

I’m in a restaurant watching a guy eat French fries with a fork. Absolute neon red flag. A total animal in a cardigan. Eat fries with a fork = eats butt with his hands behind his back

1. He can fire all the prosecutors he wants but still a long way from getting a conviction without evidence. We'll see. 2. He's getting crazier by the hour now, isn't he? This is on top of talking about re-invading Afghanistan and no one is allowed to criticize him on TV...and that's just today.

This is metal AF

no you don't understand it doesn't count as "cancel culture" if it's being done using the full force of the federal government

trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism

This is genuinely hilarious, I can’t believe it’s real. This guy’s brain is made of sludge and he couldn’t give less of a shit about his own supporters.

"hey everybody remember how we spent the last few years telling you you were useless and actively trying to cut you out of productive society? that's all just water under the bridge right?"

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:

I’m so proud of her

I’m so proud of her

So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache

UPDATE: David Huerta was just released from custody!

The research shows that 25% of a group reaching a tipping point and then making a concerted push can shift the social dynamics of the rest of the group. Remember what i was saying about learning to take advantage of ontological shocks? This is what an opportunity space for that looks like.

This is the day trump truly became president

Back in 2001 it had to be amazing for a British person to open the newspaper and see the sentence “Randy Johnson Destroys Bird”

America is so obsessed with cops that even our Pope is a Leo

Alligators are the only thing getting smarter in Florida

KEEP. YELLING. AT. THEM.

I know, norms and all that, but the default Dem position should be: We think this is illegal but if the courts say you can do this then we are going to rip the guts out of the entire conservative movement. No more Heritage, FedSoc, etc. All of them lose their tax exempt status.

I just got the wordle in 5 so I’m functionally illiterate

This is the most bitchmade way to view politics I can imagine

We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable

In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows: An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...

bringing back Spermfield (animation by me)

If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

Every state needs to do this ASAP

TIL Katy Perry has financially manipulated so many old people out of their homes for her own benefit that she's got a law named after her www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...

Utilities are buying huge amounts of stationary storage from Tesla, which is driving some of its only growth. Boycott organizers please take note of this!

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.