The conservative celebrating over Tim Walz is hilarious because Amy Klobuchar is about to put them in a head lock and make them like it

Trump in Venezuela

At least Dick Cheney had the decency to lie to us before he invaded

For those a little older: is this what it was like to watch the invasion of Iraq?

So much for “no new wars under Trump”

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Let’s talk about Republican government fraud!

Let’s talk about Republican government fraud!

I see the Republican propagandists are doing everything to distract you from the economy they broke. Their obsession with Ilhan Omar won’t change the fact YOUR HEALTH CARE PREMIUMS are going up because of TRUMP’S POLICIES!

NEWS: The DOJ is protecting Trump again! Digging through the Epstein files has revealed yet another redaction of Trump. Shocker, I know! See it here: open.substack.com/pub/isaiahrm...

I see Senator Warnock and I twinned this year 🤣

█████████ sent us a Christmas card apparently!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, INCLUDING OUR SENILE, POOPS HIMSELF “PRESIDENT”!! WE’VE GOT SKY HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT, ENERGY BILLS THROUGH THE ROOF, AND OUR GROCERIES ARE GOING UP AND UP WITH NO RELIEF IN SIGHT! BUT FEAR NOT, WE WILL STOP THE BLEEDING NEXT YEAR WHEN WE SNATCH BACK THE HOUSE! THANKS!

So the conservative Supreme Court just blocked Trump from wasting our National Guard’s time in Chicago. Good. This guy just keeps on losing and that’s great for America!

Trump says the Epstein letter is fake BUT Blondi Attorney General forgot to delete the Trump DOJ’s OWN REQUEST for a handwriting analysis of the letter Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/isaiahrm...

I WILL BE SENDING A VERY GENEROUS AND THOUGHTFUL CHRISTMAS GIFT TO CBS. NEW AND UNUSED KNEE PADS FROM NEWSOM’S SHOP. THEY PROVIDE MAXIMUM COMFORT FOR PLEASING TRUMP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - IRM

Worst jobs President in American history

It’s so fascinating to watch Republicans whine and cry about us gerrymandering them back WHILE THEY REFUSE TO SUPPORT BILLS THAT WOULD BAN IT NATIONWIDE!!!!!!!!!!

The horrible for the economy Republican Party is losing everywhere. You know it’s bad when these smooth brains are performing 47 POINTS WORSE IN RUBY RED KENTUCKY! These sick people destroyed our economy with their incompetence and it’s our time to TAKE IT BACK!

Trump and his Keebler Elf, Mike Johnson, are forcing you to pay more for health care with their policies! So when you get your bill and it’s way more than last year, BLAME REPUBLICANS!

Trump is clearly on the verge of sending us to war with Venezuela. So is Donnie T, the man who tried to overturn an election in his own country, suddenly doing all this out of love for Venezuelan democracy? DUH, HE SEES THE MONEY UNDERNEATH VENEZUELA’S SOIL AND HE WANTS IT!!!!

BREAKING: THE MUCH ANTICIPATED LEAKED MRI HAS BEEN FOUND!

I hear Trump is babbling about Biden again

Those stupid Republicans will never figure out their hatred for Afghans won’t fix the economy they broke with their deranged policies. It’s why they just got destroyed in elections. We’re tired of paying more because of THEM!!!!!!!!

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When Texas first gerrymandered at Trump’s command, Republicans said “cry harder, liberals.” NOW that California checkmated them, they want a “truce.” 😂😂😂 POUND SAND, REPUBS! It’s a new era in the Democratic Party! Enjoy!

America 2025

HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON CALIFORNIA CONGRESSMAN (FOR NOW) KEVIN KILEY?? POOR KEVIN, WITH THE NEWS OUT OF TEXAS, IT APPEARS THAT HE HAS NOW LOST HIS SEAT FOR NOTHING! MAYBE THEY'LL LET HIM SHACK UP AT MAR-A-LAGO!

I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

IT HAS BEEN A GLORIOUS DAY, MY FRIENDS!

PLAYED WITH FIRE AND GOT BURNT. ENJOY THOSE FIVE NEW DEMOCRATIC SEATS IN CALIFORNIA, ABBOTT!

That’s a good brother right there

IN STORES NOW!

For those a bit older, is this Epstein slow drip what Watergate was like??

We gained jobs every month under Biden FYI

Hegseth is really the dress up secretary that’s too stupid to do anything of substance, so they just send him out to wear vests and change signs

TRUMPY IS MEETING WITH REPUBS IN THE SITUATION ROOM ABOUT THESE EMAILS! EMAILGATE 2025!!!!!!!

Proud of House Dems for standing united tonight in the face of this awful, cave of a deal ushered in by the Senate. Words can’t express how pissed I am at the Senate. Just wow.

Tuning in live from the Senate

I’ve read this proposed cave of a deal and it is WRONG FOR AMERICA. Repubs want Dems to vote for a bill without health care subsidies in exchange for a “promise” Repubs will bring them back up for a vote later. DO NOT TRUST THESE LIARS! NO DEAL!!!!!

Thank you, everyone.

Tomorrow we send a shockwave in TX-18

It’s so insane watching the Sunday shows once again expecting Democrats to take the “moral high ground,” while Trump actively 💩’s on the entire country. Unfortunately for them, we Democrats don’t care anymore. IT’S TIME TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!

Someone asked me today what’s something that separates me from my opponents, and well honestly, it’s the fact that I’ll do things many are afraid to do. Yeah I want to gerrymander out Repubs BECAUSE THEY’RE DOING IT TO US?! Screw norms, we’ve got to save this country!!!!

HOUSTON, PLEASE GO AND VOTE FOR MY PERSONALLY ENDORSED CANDIDATE IN TX-18 ISAIAH MARTIN. HE IS BY FAR THE MOST QUALIFIED, AND WILL EXPOSE THIS CROOKED ORANGE MAN IN DC! HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - JRM

Xi got one whiff and said oh naw 😂😂

Mi Español puede ser malo, pero este presidente estúpido lo es más

We will win this race, but I need you.

“WHEN THEY GO LOW, WE GO HIGH” IS OVER!!!!!!!