every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

well that's hardly lazy at all. that's like the opposite of lazy.

there has never been a bigger downgrade than wind waker to twilight princess

local pinball freaks: antisocial club 2nite?

none of this would be happening had you joined the ouya revolution

Think I’m on to something @alyankovic.bsky.social

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This boy is in critical condition. This is a former speed camera site and a crosswalk with difficult sightlines (which means a speed camera was *important*). You can bet Ford's people are prepared with key messages about this. This is shameful. This is deeply upsetting. #OnPoli #ToPoli

Yoshiharu Tsuge, the gekiga comics pioneer known for such counterculture manga as Nejishiki, has died at 88.

child's play. i had the misfortune of facing north when that gas refinery went kablooey in the middle of the night.

The Outlast Trials are like taking the long road towards getting JFK Reloaded on Steam

that's right, i used the P word

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[me responding to the nutritionist telling me i can't 'just eat count chocula and nothing else'] no, no. that's incorrect. i'm afraid you are wrong on this file.

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the ending to "Cruis'n World" is fucking insane

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this looks insufferable. zybourne clock vibes.

my stake in the super mario movie is low because it is for children and i am an adult. my lone committed opinion is that they are made with the same creative drive as shirts and valentines cards and in the long run we will be revisiting the 1993 bob hoskins disaster more often than these flicks.

gary oldman is kirby. jared leto is captain falcon. jelly roll is ness.

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what will happen when i stick this fork into the outlet? the answer may shock me…

millennials are hooked on harry potter, gen z is all in on dune and the alphas are addicted to gormenghast

here's a couple tips for our friend Will so he doesn't go down the Chris Crawford path: 1) you can't "solve" interactivity. it's a toolset, not a problem to be solved 2) there is a great deal we don't understand about the human mind. so please don't pretend you're presenting us The Objective Reality

sworcery feels reflective of a certain, truly magical moment where the potential in the gaming space was starting to bloom open in publishing and creative collabs coming together in a way only observed in other mediums. the new film era that was pretty quickly swatted down by industry interests.

the movies get the points

last minute on cinema ticket secured fomo obliterated

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are live service games sleepwalking into the netflix trap where they confess they don’t make money only after everyone joins their model

if you patch marathon to work on steam deck i will be your best friend

the hot new tech trend that's sweeping america!!!

Candy is being crushed at heretofore unseen levels.

never saw this kind of behaviour out of nicholas picholas

FUNLAND's first moderated for adult content post but worth it for a very interesting piece from @thestacks.ca

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weird al should grow the mustache back now that his hair has lost its bounce

[deep voice] PEGGY EIGHTEEN [falsetto voice] WAHOOOOOOO

they are persecuting an arcade owner merely for upholding the historical obligations of owning an arcade. they are punishing him for honoring tradition.

woke up this morning to find chappell roan eating the last of my cookie crisp cereal. when i asked how the hell she got in she pulled the really long revolver from her spongebob pajamas like the jack nicholson joker and shot me in the head and killed me.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but this is how people talk about it.

do not like how slippery the ball feels coming off the left orbit in that pokemon pinball game