Vancouver Canucks just signed Riley Patterson to a 3-year deal. So that means my fave hockey team now has Elias Petterson, *another* guy named Elias Petterson, Marcus Petterson and Riley Patterson. Yeah that's not going to be confusing for the announcer at all #canucks

My sonic sewer book is actually pretty cool, because it doesn't even ONCE mention Charlie Kirk or why he was shot, or why he's the new Jesus, and you can read the whole thing without thinking of Donald Trump even ONCE! It's kind of amazing, you guys. What can you even say that about now, these days?

Bloods vs Crisps

Ya love to see it

Went to the Vancouver comic jam ("drink and draw!") last night and farted this out for my first panel of the night. 😆 I would say it only went downhill from there for me, but I did actually do a pretty sweet severed head panel drawn in a spumco style

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

1989. Crumb doesn't always get it right, but he definitely knew who Donald was decades before most of us did, and publicly spoke out against everything he stood for. As a pop culture historian I can tell you that's rare to find from that era. It's pretty much just Robert Crumb and David Letterman

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Casual

Guys, I honestly don't want to seem crass here, but I don't know how else to say this: I'm pretty sure she was fingering herself when she wrote this. These fascists are WEIRD.

People who like comics: How many comic books and graphic novels do you purchase per month, on average? New and used included. (Just doing a little informal poll for Gutter Hunter zine. Pls also include your age if you're comfortable with sharing that.)

Well, they did all say she would "continue his work". The grift don't stop just because he's no longer with us.

when Mommy makes you do your chores

I refuse to follow the rules -- but in a really low stakes way.

I like dumb gag cartoons from old adult mags. Especially ones about being on a porn set or ones where our pets make comments about our sex lives.

Saw BAD GUYS 2 last night, and really enjoyed it. I loved part 1 as well, and this is more of the same. In fact, I'll say the same thing I said about part one: If you like the look of ZOOTOPIA (2016), but wish it felt more like a wildly exaggerated animated heist movie in the vein of...

The graphics are the best I've ever seen but the community is kinda shit.

This guy is a living Wolverine/Tom Waits mashup

"I dunno why, but that barber does wonders for my confidence. I always feel like the big dawg in town whenever he's cutting my hair!"

Not gonna lie, I'd wear the hell outta this. It would go great with my trucker hat with the bird crap on the brim that says "Damn Seagulls"

"The inclination to whitewash Kirk’s views and lionize his politics—whether stemming from a well-meaning effort “not to speak ill of the dead” or from cowardly avoidance of MAGA blowback—reflects corporate media’s fixation with moral equivalence and its intellectual confusion." -- Jennifer Rubin

Oh boy! New WET LEG music video, and it's all stop motion and looks amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jixx...

It seems ridiculous to me to call Kirk a "moderate", because in comparison to a "normal" person he's by no means moderate in his views, but in comparison to these burn-the-world-down Groypers that gakked him for being too soft, he was exactly that. There's always someone more extreme.

Elon and Grimes teaching X Æ A-12 how to eat corn

Anyone in the media bothering to ask mr Fuentes what's up, or are they still all running with the leftist trans thing?

I'd have given it to her just for the Norm Macdonald reference

They better be careful or their car will be destroy in those smalls roads! (1987 Quebec indie comics gem, 'Heralds of Canada')

Bjork was once asked by a journalist if she laughs at farts. She said "yes, but at the unfunny ones". Please decypher that for me.

Hot-cum-on-my-ta-tas... it's my problem free philosophy!

Here, take this:

Got to spend 45 minutes trapped in an elevator today. Thank you to the firefighters that came and got me out

You never forget your first. This 1986 issue of Velvet was mine. I stole this rag from a used book store in 1986 when I was 13! Refinding it was like catching up with an old friend. Like my 1st smut tape, I was surprised to find out I had most of it memorized when I rebought it 12 years ago.

I don't care if it's not on the billboard charts, my favorite pop song in the world right now is Sigrid's 'Jellyfish'. She's from Norway, and it was written in an attic studio in Oslo at the height of the Nordic summer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRS3...

Got some gatchapon vending machine capybara out in Richmond yesterday. I like the one riding the seagull the best

Just because 🩷

Dude chilling observations: Drunks tell each other to "fuck off" with the same level of benign casualness usually only witnessed among best friends and abusers

Normalize playing chess and other boardgames in unexpected places

When you forget to wear a Halloween costume to work on Oct 31st, and have to make do with what's in the backseat of your car.

This nurse has been feeding him nothing but carrots for like 9 days now, and I'm starting to get a little suspicious that she doesn't even work here.

This gets worse the longer you look at it

He *really* is fuckin dumb as shit. Dumb enough to platform authoritarianism and spread misinfo on purpose, and think that makes him some kind of "important guy".

Everything reminds me of her

Magic: The Scattering

Son of a biiiiiiiitch

MISHIMA TETSUYA is so crazy talented. Works in oils. Check out his work here: mishimatetsuya.com#works

Leroy Bornhop in: "overheard in the comic shops"

RIP Dave Taylor. Incredible artist. As Norm MacDonald once said "Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now we have to wage 'a battle'.... The thing is, it's never a battle that cancer actually wins. I mean, c'mon.. when it kills you, it dies too. At best, it's a draw!"

Ne Zha 2 is already the highest grossing animated film of all time and the fifth highest grossing film of all time -- all without ever even playing in North America!

Bougie Summer (Marker, pen, and pencil crayon on photocopy paper) I basically draw my wife's body when I draw myself lusting after someone. She's too shy for me to actually draw HER and label it as HER, but *wink wink* we all know who this character is standing in for.

Leroy Bornhop, stumping for comic collectors to read ol' 1960s love comics.