Steve Uncle: Spring Trainer
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Bon vivant, raconteur, rogue, little shit
I'm being handed a note from my producers *Reads* There's a Mr. Beast Shrek quesadilla
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How could anyone named "The Mench" be a bad guy?
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about 5 hours ago
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Grok, can a player run out of home runs during spring training?
about 7 hours ago
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Did I wake up too late to make jokes about Trump's lover being shot at Mar a Lago? Someone please wake me up when funny things happen
about 9 hours ago
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Someone had this voice note under the prompt, "Are you a dog person" on Hinge: Are you a dog person because if you are a dog person we can talk about dogs together I did not match with her
1 day ago
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The man is trying everything in his power to get impeached and Congress won't take the hint He's crying out for help
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1 day ago
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"That is so satisfying, I would never get sick of seeing that" America white collar workers watching a video of someone in a third world county doing their 50,000th hour of a repetitive manual labor task
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Found an absolute gold mine of antisemitism and insanity on Facebook tonight. Jews have an actual energy weapon and they're starting fires with it. Also Tesla, Trump, 9/11, Ark of the Covenant somehow
2 days ago
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Found an absolute gold mine of antisemitism and insanity on Facebook tonight. Jews have an actual energy weapon and they're starting fires with it. Also Tesla, Trump, 9/11, Ark of the Covenant somehow
2 days ago
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r o o
3 days ago
This is what happens when the only Jewish history the vast majority of public schools teach is limited to 1933-1945 (if that) and never actually covers, y'know, the millennia of European antisemitism preceding those 12 years
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This hockey game is turning into an ass whooping Bring on the Canadians
2 days ago
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The guy should have just started kissing Trump He should get some tic tacs just in case When you're a star they let you so it
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2 days ago
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Slovakia looks like they're killing their own penalty Zero pace Just hanging out
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The US and Slovakian hockey jerseys are almost identical This is so confusing
2 days ago
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Holy shit, that wipeout on the ski half pipe Dropped from 16 feet or so right on his ass Walking it off because these guys are absolute freaks
2 days ago
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The Onion
2 days ago
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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Josh Gondelman
2 days ago
βIt IS tricky to rock a rhyme thatβs right on time. I made a list of some other words that rhyme with time: Crime, tim, crumb and time.β - Run-G.P.T.
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I want to be a good boy
2 days ago
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So we're 100% going to war with Iran now, right?
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Dave Itzkoff
2 days ago
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Nothing is certain in life but death of taxes
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I'm sure the conservative justices told him if he calls them "freedom fees" or something he can keep doing whatever he wants
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2 days ago
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The tariff money should go right back where it belongs, to Trump's Board of Peace
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lauren
2 days ago
yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests
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How could they do this to Mr. Trump on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil?
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
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Zack Handlen
2 days ago
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Running to the supermarket to see them lowering prices to account for the tariffs being struck down
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Yes, the majority got it right but Three justices of the supreme court of the united states see no issue with trump creating tariffs out of thin air because other countries are mean to him
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Mark Joseph Stern
2 days ago
BREAKING: The Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN Trump's "emergency" tariffs. The vote is 6β3.
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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What's the "What's Hot Classic" feed like? This
2 days ago
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I survived another night in The Pitt I need a drink
3 days ago
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Clue Heywood
3 days ago
βThe Board of Peace should be spelled B-O-R-E-Dβ
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$70B is just a rounding error Don't worry about it
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3 days ago
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I have an idea for a show where a vaguely charismatic person goes to restaurants and eats food Someone call me to buy this
3 days ago
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It ain't over until it's over
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"Women's hockey? How adorable," is heard as a whisper from my decapitated head as it glides across the ice
3 days ago
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That Matthew McConaughey/Bradley Cooper Uber Eats commercial is the kind of thing they should be doing to pay their bills after a decade of making low budget flops Absolutely humiliating stuff at this point in their careers
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Joel S.
3 days ago
Taught a class on the Protocols of the Elders of Zion today, and every one of my students said they've seen content on TikTok that comes directly from it, without knowing before today what the source was.
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Heated Rivalry (2025)
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3 days ago
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FIFA, the Board of Peace, and Gaza, this is like the Russian nesting doll of corruption Those kids will be lucky to get three soccer balls out of that $75m
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3 days ago
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Have we had enough rain? Join me at 2PM as I debate with the clouds
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Lisa Mercedes
4 days ago
Okay I challenge u
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BLUE MOON: Ethan Hawke is hilariously short Listening to him be pathetic for that long is exhausting It's fine if you want something high brow
4 days ago
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The only thing better than a sexy spy thriller is an unsexy spy thriller Give me a bunch of doughy normies who are laser focused on the job and don't have time for nonsense
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"I can't wait for discovery" people on the internet when they learn that discover doesn't include an angel of god descending from heaven to make all documents and facts in a case open and public for them to read
3 months ago
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The US shouldn't be murdering people halfway around the globe when they have so many people to murder back at home
4 days ago
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Don't tell me "Starting a war in the Middle East is proof Trump has gone insane" like our last three Republican Presidents didn't do the exact same thing
4 days ago
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Start working on your Doctor Manhattan, "The year is XXXX and we're at war in the Middle East" memes now
4 days ago
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Brother, yes
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