Yankee fans praying this is the year they get to be obnoxiously smug again

I just discovered something shocking, there's a Burger King less than ten minutes from my house. Lived here for years, had no idea. Haven't thought about going to a Burger King since I was a teenager.

Me watching the Red Sox v Yankees

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

Some people go on vacation with the sole goal of convincing the locals they're not just there on vacation

If the government is shut down how come my red white and blue fleshlight still works?

The Dodgers bullpen letting a commanding lead slip away? Well, now I've seen everything

When the federal government shuts down they have to set everyone in federal prison free

Who's announcing this Dodgers Reds game? I am not enjoying them

September 30 October 1

Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD

Haven't gotten a single email in 24 hours

They're going to let Skubal keep pitching through the fourth inning of game two

There simply isn't enough content online. I constantly hit refresh on Instagram, TikTok ,and Reddit hoping to see some fresh posts but most of the time there's nothing! If only someone were to procedurally generate absolute garbage so my eyes never get a second of rest.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

The definitive Steve Uncle ranking of all MLB playoff teams. Root for the higher ranked team against the lower one. 1. Dodgers 2. Guardians 3. Brewers 4. Reds 5. Phillies 6. Mariners 7. Cubs 8. Tigers 9. Padres 10. Blue Jays 11. Red Sox 12. Yankees

The Republicans can avoid a shutdown by completely surrendering to every one of the Democrats budget desires. This is on them. What? We can only suggest that when the Republicans are in the minority?

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

The Bowling For Soup song 1985 came out in 2004. If someone was to write the equivalent song today it'd be about someone obsessed with 2006. youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI?...

Authentic frontier jibber jabber aside, did he just tell Russia we parked nuclear warheads right off their coast? Are we doing the Cuban missile crisis again?

I've always said, the problem with the American military is that they don't kill enough people

The Trader Joe's Oktoberfest beer is festooned with the Bavarian flag but was brewed in Flensburg on the opposite side of the country. It's like getting a SoCal Beach Brew that was made in Maine. It's decent beer. I don't want my money back or anything. Just being pedantic.

Get on your knees and swallow my kumato

Nicole, I've been there. Divorce is hard. You're going to go through a lot of emotions and make a lot of mistakes while processing it. I only ask that one of those mistakes is me.

Do you remember visiting the garbage dump when you were a kid? Piles of fun stuff as far as the eye could see: broken down cars, cracked toilets, old needles. Now the garbage dump is woke and smelly.

July 30, 2004. The day Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle was released in theaters

England has been getting very lonely post-Brexit

Adding a "good vibes only" filter to my email

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

The bees have discovered Brutalism

About that "AI Actress" Tilly Norwood who has apparently had "interest from talent agents." They list her as starring in a "comedy sketch." Well, I watched it and... it's exactly as funny, interesting, and natural looking as any other AI video you've seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sVO...

He watched Parasite last night and took it personally

Greetings, I'm Mr Beast and welcome to the Kobayashi Maru

America needs a left wing Ezra Klein

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

The only job of a NYC mayor is to make sure people all over the world know who the mayor of NYC is. Was Eric Adams a good or bad mayor? Doesn't matter. He was famous and that's what counts.

It's true, people from countries like Switzerland and China have never seen real gold before

Nobody else on Bluesky cares about golf but America was getting their ass kicked at the Ryder Cup and has staged an epic comeback attempt today. Four matches left on the board, win them all, the US wins. Tie or lose one, it's over. Lots of drama.

I have heard every single opinion every right wing person has ever had on every single topic. What else am I supposed to do to "hear them out?"

The medbeds conspiracy, like so many others, is antisemitic. "They're keeping medbeds from you to preserve the current medical establishment." And who is always perceived as being the current medical establishment?

I'm terrified of Cincinnati but that's because I'm scared someone will make me eat chili on spaghetti

Chilling in my medbed

The Democratic leadership response to Trump's actions on Portland is like if Zelensky responded to Putin's invasion of Ukraine by complaining about how much it'll make bread cost

Whichever Democratic strategist told you people care about kitchen table issues more than they care about an armed invasion of American cities needs to be flung into the sun

Ever dated someone like this? ME (Wednesday): Let's go out this Saturday at 7PM HER: Let me make sure I'm free HER (Thursday):. HER (Friday): ME: Is tomorrow at 7 good? HER: Probably, I'll let you know HER (Saturday 7PM): HER (Saturday 9:30PM): Something came up last minute, can't meet tonight

The US is getting beat so badly in the Ryder Cup you'd think this was a "don't shoot children" contest

I like the rowdy heckling energy at the Ryder Cup. Nobody's livelihood is being messed with, it's all for pride. Have some fun out there.