i was thinking in the ghost rider movie it would be funny if nick cage was yelling in pain when he transformed because it was burning off his dick and balls. but then i imagined the guys from clerks saying this and stopped smiling immediately. i think i will watch zone of interest tonight instead

Love a low ceiling. Love a room with a low ass ceiling and dim lighting. Love going cave mode. It's giving cramped, it's giving burrow. Actually, make that shit literally underground, even better. High ceilings are for psychos who love feeling exposed to predators.

happy pride, everyone

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

I've never had any issue understanding different sexualities or gender identities, like they all make perfect sense to me, but I CANNOT understand polyamory I get what THEY like about it, it's just impossible for me to get the appeal. Not even because of jealousy, just "Ugh god MORE people?"

Y'know that Nation of Islam conspiracy theory that says a mad scientist named Yakub invented white people in a secret gene lab 6500 yrs ago? I've decided thats real in Warhammer now & Yakub was the Emperor of Mankind, the Emperor invented white people

I had this shroom trip once where I grasped the full extent of how horrifying capitalism. And if you're like "I already do grasp that": no tf you don't, bc if you did you'd be running through the street screaming & crying right now, our minds have to block it out to some extent in order to function

i was here three years ago when literally the only people using this site aside from rationalist freaks were OF girlies and trans people and honestly i dont think the admins have ever stopped being mad that they got a broadly left/liberal social media site when they set out to build roko's twitter

Divorce. Even if it worked, "What if I risked destroying my family for a quirky NYT byline haha" is grounds for instant--most likely gun related--divorce

That whole thing about Jews being so appreciative of Alexander the Great peacefully conquering Judea and granting them autonomy that they named every boy born that year Alexander sounds nice at first glance but the logistics are a nightmare. We had like 8 guys named Matt in my grade & that was bad.

"England for the English" shit has always been idiotic but if you actually look at the demo numbers, it becomes ABSURD. England went from 86% white in 2011 to 81% in 2021 A guy like Eric Clapton is hyperventilating and crying and puking bc he sees like 3 more POC a year than he did a decade ago

whenever a guy acts like circumcision is a violation of bodily autonomy unique to men, I think about how similar shit happens to women/AFAB people all the fucking time bc of medical misogyny. Anyway, I want reparations for the canine teeth my dentist filed down w/o my permission

I went to a school for bad kids that had a hardcore honor culture & sometimes I miss it. Like I WISH I could say to a coworker "I'll beat your ass if you ever steal my lunch again" and then follow through when they test you. There's beauty in that simplicity.

Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified

I try not to fall for NYC vs LA shit but sometimes you see a city full of people who say like "I need to hold space for myself and do a full chakra cleansing with rose quartz" while advocating for using homeless people as a cheaper meat alternative and its like yeah its time for exterminatus

People increasingly relating *everything* back to media they consumed as a kid is especially bad when your parents were snobs who expected adult sensibilities from children So now people ask "Doesn't this remind you of Lizzie McGuire" & its like no, I asked for an Alec Guinness boxset at 12

This is still the worst one of these I’ve seen

Saw someone say "Araki referenced the entire world in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and now everyone thinks the entire world is a Jojo reference" And I feel that, but all re: media being treated as a reference to other media

You ever learn about a new kind of fetish solely because you're reading a story and think "Why is the author so hyperfixated on fleas. These fleas are weirdly front and center in a scene that really doesn't need to have ANY fleas at all"

What's going on in these #ICE detention torture camps is criminal! Jessica Craven has put together an action list. Please check it out. beacons.ai/jesscraven10...

Why isn't the media giving #ICELawlessness the coverage it deserves? A sitting member of the US Senate (Senator Kim) got attacked yesterday with chemical weapons by this rogue administration and crickets! It's up to us to make sure people hear about these things. Please share this thread widely.

There's something deranged about Refn, whose schtick is being an obsessive film snob and auteur, producing AI slop. Like you don't get to wax poetic about Fellini and Jodorowsky anymore after that, thats not allowed

The nazi game plan for the economy hinged on imperialism, slavery and stealing the property (personal & private) of "undesirables" wow yeah when you use slave labor, profits go up. When you exploit and murder entire groups, it improves the socioeconomic standing of the in-group, who knew

We're inches away from RFK Jr citing the Silent Hill Wiki Circumcision Reparations Guy in an official report

Was Pope Leo specifically calling out Tolkien-loving tech bros Peter Thiel and Elon Musk when he quoted Gandalf in an encyclical about the dehumanizing effects of technocratic society? The Vatican won't answer my emails, but the billionaire's hopeless misreads certainly called for a correction:

Meanwhile, a friend just sent me this example of Tesla/Grok integration and the "conspiracy mode" AI "personality" going pretty Hitler-like on the user: www.reddit.com/r/Jewish/com...

We gotta do something about faces man, I’ve been seeing too many faces doing stuff like this the past few years and it’s upsetting. You know who had a face that wasn’t like this was Robert Redford.

This is the most incredible triumph of propaganda in my lifetime. The idea that Hitler was "left" and/or a "socialist" once was correctly seen as self-evidently insane. But here we have the richest & most powerful man on earth blithely repeating it.

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

Average DS9 episode MAIN PLOT: the Bajoran provisional government is demanding reparations for the Bajoran women subjected to sexual exploitation under Cardassian colonial rule B PLOT: wuh oh Quark is trying to sell gas station dick pills haha

Have been side-eyeing Hasan Pikers becoming a Suit Guy, like oh does this bitch plan on running for office And then it hit me all at once that he's in his late 30s like me and it could very well just be "God, I need to dress like a grown up, what tf am I doing"

I can't wait for Elon Musk's ketamine-fueled meltdown over the Pope's anathematization of Grok

i really wish billionaires would stop weighing in on how they think a world they do not live in should work. just go be rich and leave us alone, none of this matters to you

This is just racism, based in a total fabrication

Cuba's minister of energy confirmed reserves are gone — with just enough diesel left to keep hospitals online. The UN has classified Washington's blockade a humanitarian crisis.

How did cops figure out that if you punch and/or hit someone with a baton through an opened phone book, it won't leave bruises. Did one Eddie Egan type take a physics class and learn about force distribution? Or was it a trial & error thing they learned while beating their wives

I wish I could tell the non-nazis who've remained on X that they have the vibe of circa season 6 Game of Thrones fans who are like "It's not as good, for sure, it has its issues, but maybe if I stick it out it'll bounce back--"

I'm noticing this site is an echo chamber, in the sense that everyone keeps telling me my posts stink like dog piss instead of finding them epic and based However on the internet version of Colonia Dignidad, they love my takes, which I don't find concerning in the least for very normal reasons

I've accrued a whole bunch of new followers in the last week, so for your benefit: if you pop up in my replies talking to me as if I'm an idiot because you didn't understand my joke & took that to mean its now your job to explain basic facts to me, you're getting muted/blocked. I've had 5 today

I've said this one before, but I think it's a good idea to teach your kids about different manipulation tactics. Not to USE them, but to be aware. No child of mine is falling for emotional blackmail, thats sucker shit

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It’s honestly hilarious how many Serious Opinion Havers keep independently rediscovering the same discourse of “BlueSky sucks because I don’t know how to make friends”

"What if Henry Ford was raised on the most feral version of the internet", well this might surprise you but the result is pretty bad and weird

Watched Hasan Piker's stream with Elon Musk's ex, Ashley St Clair and hearing Elon's texts where he tells her "We need surrogates if we want to reach legion by the apocalypse" or "we're revealing anomalies in the matrix", all while grasping how much power this man has over my life, was soulcrushing

The fact all right-wing public figures are having sex with one another reminds me of those Particularly Weird Furry Kink Social Circles, where nobody else wants to fuck them bc they post about "My poopy pissy paws and diapy" all day but they just go to fuckin town on each other

the fact that israel is straight up raping and torturing flotilla activists from all over the world and it’s not an international crisis it’s not putting a stop to anything, what is going ON

normal people are not on social media to get into days long arguments with Neo-Nazis and it's actually weird as fuck for you to think that. i'm here to talk to my friends and post my cat