Okay I looked it up. “big titty Alf” is a bigoted slur against Chicano folks.

saw a cyber truck as environmental storytelling

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Did that Maine dumbass do something today or is everyone still just mad about yesterday's news?

Yeah that's why they had such fucked up teeth back then.

This is an actual line that was added to the official system prompt for Codex for GPT-5.5 by OpenAI. Usually the system prompt is as minimal as possible, so I assume it would otherwise mention goblins a lot. AIs are weird.

I am a retired, white, 72 year old, conservative living in the suburbs of Columbia. I wear a Titleist hat every day and my number one political concern is the re-establishment of the Palaiologian dynasty.

If I were trying to sell AI to the public I would be saying “it’s a useful way to write code faster and automate some tedious tasks that couldn’t be automated well before” and instead they’re running with “get on board or get left behind” and “we WILL eliminate your job.”

If it weren't for all the pain and suffering and death he's inflicting on innocent people, it would be kinda enjoyable to watch how much he clearly hates being President.

The "deep state" is actually insurance companies.

The Virgin Pentagon: *Launches $12 million of Patriot missiles to protect the Saudi shopping mall* The Chad Ukraine: "I fly plane. Maksym open window, shoot drone with gun."

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

Aside from everything else here, don't miss the sneaky language that, if you're not reading closely or unfamiliar with tax law, is meant to imply without evidence Mamdani didn't give any money to charity.

My hot take is Mexican sandwiches are too large. They are so tasty and I always eat the whole thing and then I immediately hit a food coma. They should be a more reasonable size of they're gonna be this good. I am officially calling for Congress to pass Torta Reform.

Love to announce to the whole world I fucking suck at my job.

A great prank would be is if when all those navy dudes finally open the capsule it's completely empty.

Will Mayor Zohran Mamdani take the plunge on opening day for public pools? City Hall reporter Katie Honan asks him this and much more ahead of his rally Sunday celebrating 100 days in office.

A cheese shop I bought my wife a cheese gift from 3 years ago is emailing me to let me know their terms and conditions have changed. Why do I live in hell.

In the same lane:

This man is going to extraordinary lengths for a chance to awkwardly hit on Dua Lipa.

This is so well done. 👌

What people wishcasting the 25th really want is either impeachment or a coup, and they should just say that.

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Probability distributions, what are they?

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I'm really not a Both Parties Same guy but Chuck Schumer specifically has longed for war with Iran for ages, I don't think he's gonna step up here

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

my soul has left my body

Really cool how the NYT insists that Zohran Mamdani saying Israel should “exist as a state with equal rights” means he’s gonna turn the Battery into Bełzec any day now while a bunch of bona fide Hitlerjugend get to Name The Jew and it just means they have some questions about the Israel lobby

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

Maybe I'm posting from a cave in Cambodia YOU DON'T KNOW MAH LIFE

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth

"Trump was expertly manipulated by Netanyahu" I mean yeah probably but he has also been expertly manipulated by Putin, Mamdani, Infantino, the Mercator projection, and whoever made the AI video of the US warship on fire last week and posted it on social media. The dude is just intensely manipulable.

Looking forward to not thinking about Illinois' 9th congressional district or "The Woke Ginger" ever again

No, America did not invade Iran due to pressure from Israel. America invaded Iran because America is stupid. I'm sorry but you must internalise this.

Watching guys like Joe Kent abandon Trump because of Iran is good. But we should be clear it's good in a "our enemies are splitting into factions and fighting one another" sense not in a "our enemies are coming to our side and joining us" sense because that latter thing is not what's happening.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun

That sounds you hear is millions of prediction market degenerates screaming out in pain ... "a .. tie???"

Great explainer about just how screwed Gulf oil is now that the unthinkable has happened... www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Ql...

I feel like every friend group has one contrarian crank. Like ours acquired the catchphrase "The Air Force doesn't use parachutes" after one particularly contentious game of Codenames six years ago. Just being a racist bore is scrub tier shit.

I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.