I have FINALLY got a confirmed booking on a flight back to JFK. Nobody kill a seabird for like 12 hours please just handover to French fries and keep the skies clear

Every NYC meteorologist on socials: Make peace with whatever God you worship and tell your loved ones how you wish them to dispose of your body. None shal escape winter's wrath. My airline: Your flight on Monday looks fine.

windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares

The Supreme Court:

Ninety-nine red balloons, floating in the Texas sky Panic bells, it's red alert, there's something here from somewhere else The War Department springs to life, opens up one laser eye

Posting on LinkedIn should be grounds for conservatorship.

I am going to find that fucking groundhog and make him pay for his crimes.

For other politicians, sharing something so racist would be treated as a career ending scandal even if they quickly apologized and claimed to have not watched the video before sharing. Trump hasn't done that, the Times invents out of whole cloth the idea that he might have made an innocent mistake

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.

I made a meme that shamelessly combines bluesky's two favorite topics (Heated Rivalry and mass transit)

Cocaine Bear is an Inverse Roko's Basilisk: If someone tells you the truth about Cocaine Bear then Cocaine Bear no longer possesses the power of marriage over you specifically.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.

I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

Generally you should live your life in a way that doesn't result in Bruce Springsteen getting so mad he writes a song calling you out as a piece of shit.

mommy monday with tony dokoupil

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Well Brian Lehrer Show really went off the rails today...

Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

It must feel so fucking good to be the guy who gets to drive the JET TRAIN

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Not exactly the same as what you're asking, but Android has a feature that can automatically record up to 45 minutes of footage, and automatically share with your emergency contacts. Triggered by pressing the power button 5 times. Located under Safety & Emergency settings.

His name was Alex Pretti, he was 37. He was recording ICE, directing traffic, and helping up someone agents had shoved to the ground. They murdered him for it.

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw

Cynically, DeLauro issued blistering statements against ICE, then negotiated the ICE funding deal, then personally voted against it, then celebrated with Republicans after passage. She's 82, represents Yale, and has a primary challenger.

being a detective who gets sent to a secluded community with idyllic surroundings and a dark secret probably feels unbelievably good

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

This is pure, unabashed bigotry. If a politician said this about any other faith, they would rightfully be run out of their party. But this kind of despicable anti-Muslim rhetoric is so normalized that a sitting Senator uses it without consequence. A stain on our Congress.

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

The only reason Columbia University contacts me are to hit me up for money or to let me know that all of my private data has been compromised in another massive breach. They seem unaware of, or unperturbed by, any contradictions here.

Every time she tells a lie it just grows

Another data point indicating that Polymarket is not a “prediction market” but a public persuasion operation—here it spreads disinformation about Minnesota and DHS signals boosts the disinformation:

Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/

Or more charitably, if you're worried about the Insurrection Act that exists in Doomer and MAGA fever dreams, what you're actually worried about is a Trump autocoup. Which is fine to worry about as a risk but you should analyze if he actually has the institutions locked down to succeed at that.

The Insurrection Act is not "martial law." It doesn't displace civilian law, it doesn't suspend habeas corpus, it doesn't alter or suspend state and local government, and it doesn't make anything newly illegal. It allows using the military to enforce existing law, it doesn't change what the law is.

me again

I would never suggest that anyone do anything unlawful - certainly not right here, in front of God and everybody. So remember the first rules of firearm and internet safety: Treat every gun like it’s loaded… and every poster who calls for crime a cop.

So good

Tish James has run these fascist cowards out of the city. Incredible

our former mayor announced a cryptocurrency $NYC Coin to "fight anti-semitism", and literally a few hours later, he stole the between $2.5 mil to $3.5 mil in other crypto that was backing it.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍