I applaud the French player’s work life balance. If they make you come in on a weekend you half-ass it, that’s right

OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

As it was written.

england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

England would be winning this if they had any kind of hustle at all.

ACAB includes VAR

OH YEAH OSCAR BOBB TIME ON TELEMUNDO

Racist newspaper publishes racists.

time to watch Spanish soccer

USA is a complete joke and embarrassment in the World Cup again. Balance and order has been restored to the universe.

Has anyone looked into if we can sub in the Cabo Verde goalkeeper?

Go USMNT!!!

Excited for Spain mostly so we don't have to watch another 30 minutes of this garbage

The cat just sat on the remote to lick his ass, pausing Spain/Portugal and you know what? He’s right. Licking your own ass is a better use of time than watching this.

Both of these teams playing like the median American walking into a bar this week and going "wait is the world cup still going on??"

something to ponder while pausaing

i have no idea whether this is actually what happened or not, but FIFA choosing to let trump take credit for doing a corruption when they had already decided to make a difficult (but wildly unpopular) call sounds just about right

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Neymar taking this penalty is some Make-a-Wish stuff lol

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

i can’t stop laughing at this

This rules so much

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

maradona is a cheater, the falklands are british and picanha is brazilian, go have a currency crisis about it

Once again, Ronaldo benefits from unaccountable judgments

They're calling it the most rigged game in history folks

Gosh I love being on Bluesky, the app of Ronaldo Haters

If I was this stupid I’d probably try to keep it a secret

cristiano ronaldo | portugal v. croatia | 2026 world cup | all skills & highlights 🔥🔥🔥

If America can make this ref flee the country in the middle of the night I truly believe we can finally become a soccer nation.

YOUR DOGSHIT REF CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

Offsides 5 feet from the goal is the dumbest shit ever sorry lol

seeing Americans do cool looking elite tier stuff in a high stakes international soccer game is like watching a gorilla drive a car

They should rename this match The Pitt because I'm am very stressed about how many heroic saves DR Congo has to keep making over and over.

If DR Congo wins this match they should get control of the Isle of Man.

england taken by surprise with quick action from dr congo because the nhs usually requires much longer waits

I guess you can say theyre showing them the Ecuadoor

🟥 Red Card 90+5' — P. Hincapie (Ecuador). Mexico 2–0 Ecuador. World Cup #mexico #ecuador #worldcup

WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO PAUSA IS HAPPENING

if England wins they go back to the Azteca for the first time since 1986, which surely mustve been a boring and uneventful match

PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 LIKE

By the transitive property USA has a better team than Germany now #wow #interesting