i'm so glad we don't have chips like this where i live because this would be my diet

oh god tho, this is right isn't it?

paulie knows ball-ie

every photo i see of this woman looks like she’s carved out of marble and its just what she looks like all the time just walking around. its absurd.

one of the fundamental misunderstandings of maga is how “martyrs“ are made

i love my stupid sports app

i love being behind on most of the nerd shit i see on here but man do i miss lower decks.

up the lakes, always

you know what i'm going to be fucking annoying about this because i've been intentionally steered at by multiple cars in my life, had cigarette butts flung at me at stop signs, and even had someone slap my ass riding with traffic legally. it's not worth riding with traffic legally and yet

omg so. i got a little too high and just remembered seeing a grogu sticker on a car that i thought was baphomet at first: grophomet

"Team," is the most weasel shit cuz this dude JUST got hired.

jesse raub: the king of the fuckin cutlet

why are people bullying southern states when utah is just right fucking there

okay who cursed the mets lol

is there someone wearing a pilgrim hat behind the plate in seattle

if you achieve it PLEASE send me your Pure Mid team

miles was mistaken as bi by multiple people yesterday and then posts things like this like it's some kind of surprise

tag yourself i'm an icelandic cardigan paired with leather trousers for SURE

oh my god this is so perfect hahaha

me when they add group chats

oh honey

back at the vet with Reggie (the little guy in the drawing)— he’ll be fine after some meds, but please consider purchasing some art or stopping by my Redbubble store www.redbubble.com/people/bonyt...

people are seeing this as an young/old thing and it’s weird because anyone can make the next backrooms. it doesn’t have to be generational. we all have the same access, maybe for the first time ever

okay i know this is shouldn't be funny for many reasons but...come the fuck on lolol. flop sweat ass website

I'm an attorney that works entirely pro bono for her queer and indigent community, and that makes me a beast that turns food into legal work. help me buy that food so I can become more powerful

what the hell

not sure you get a better baseball name than augie lopez

the only example you'll ever need to understand the importance of white balancing your camera for sure but this skin color shouldn't be possible

saw a really beautifully restored red convertible, maybe 70's era, being driven by the biggest dirtbag you've ever seen and i fell in love immediately

i think the odds are good that i don’t see a single stanley cup game but watch every second of the nba finals. because i am that kind of brat

Also: a hearty Happy Pride Month my friends (and strangers)! Thank you for sharing your selves and your love with us even when people in this world make it hard, scary or dangerous. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

happy pride i am ready to bask in the glory of slutty joy and wholesome couple photos and immaculate fits

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beets are the dirt of food

when shit like this happens they should post the fans face at every ballpark in america so we all know who fucked being a fan up for the rest of us

I love you too Robocop

denis o’hare needs to be in like a billion more things

dear god

i'm so tired. why are you posting things like this, simply to exhaust people with how wrong you are?

NBA Finals are going to be IT

almost nothing

daw wemby

how do you *not* foul wemby. like what are you even supposed to do.

i'm a mark but that little three-finger graphic that pops up when someone hits a 3 hits like drugs for me

party in the usa came on in the car and that song is really funny considering who miley cyrus was at the time of it's creation. "i'm just a down home girl from nashville wearing chuck taylors in awe of celebrity" lolol

mets holy shit what are you doing