found footage horror movies will always have me by the neck. as a film school kid i want to thank all the folks that even attempt them cuz you’re nailing it.

thank god

my favorite thing about josh allen’s endorsements is that they mostly feature him doing things and not saying things. that’s a king.

drugs

uhhhhh my new coach blasting rails?!

omg i went pee what happened?!?! quack quack?!?!

this is what you get for indoctrinating me. there is no better jinx.

I'm not and probably will never be a wrestling person but whoever is making these ladies ring fits needs all the awards

my guy you could have just underhanded it

that might be the luckiest shit I've ever seen

look at god

welp til what lace bite is. I swear to god dude.

GUYSSSSSSSS

omg first UFC fighter in history to walk out to K-Pop demon hunters

quack quack i guess

okay i might be in the market for a new college football team

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texts with @johnny-mongo.bsky.social part 346

the only person that doesn't have to worry about getting struck by lighting is Dave Portnoy

Get there now!

RETVRN

that was one of the funnest football games I've ever seen (no defense to be seen)

LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO

it's so funny that the digital ads fuck up the quality of the slow footage. it sucks that it's there

DUDE that's not control

SHUT UP THAT'S NOT REAL

holy shit that foot awareness is crazy

FULL TOUCHDOWN HANDS IN MY LIVING ROOM

"what like it's hard?"

OH FUCKING NO

I'm not a virgina fan but Charlottesville is one of my favorite little cities I've ever been to and so I root as such

oh my fucking god

a gotdang football game

mondo didn’t ask but chicken liver mousse, carpaccio to start, then lamb ragu main.

oh the halftime report is brought to me by skyrizzy how novel I couldn't have guessed that they were a sponsor

things are not going well

VIRGINIA

I'll be one of the artists drawing at this big exquisite corpse event next weekend here in Buffalo

sigh

clean as hell

welp didn't need to see that giant pile of shit on the course but here we are

Every bill should be like this. If a stranger wants to pay my Mastercard they shouldn’t face any barriers!

me and kiddo did a ton of driving when he was a baby and he LOVED ex hex. Rips might as well be one song that i know by heart

sid the science kid ass mascots

okay why does it look delicious tho

bat waggle bat wag gle batwaggle

It accelerates when it gets hit. After that it's just momentum. But the vibration is interesting! Like a tuning fork. And geez it flew a long way after getting hit. A fastball has a lot of momentum.

people think that bluesky sucks but I get to ask a physicist about baseball and he thinks about it and I think that's fucking rad

Phil plait with some input!

okay who decided on the single plant behind lil Jon