seriously tho get on your knees girl

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

cant believe im actually going to go to Philadelphia on purpose

Rip Humpty Dumpty you would have loved shai gilgeous Alexander

girl dinner

I worry my wife has stopped coming home at nite because I watch basketball then. maybe shes afraid of Alex caruso

its bullshit that you have to keep eating its like i already did that but now again?? just because some time passed??

my wife is so hot

pretty much the best reason not to fall to despair is "what if something cool suddenly happens"

there comes a moment in every lesbian's life where she walks into a room to meet a large group women for the first time and all of them look at her like starving dogs seeing a fresh cut of meat. you must prepare for these moments, for you never know when they will be. stay alert.

Braid #NieRAutomata

hardway vs blading

hi girls I think youre pretty

big honks in honk town

well the mandalorian and grogu, while probably a 7/10 movie, is a 15/10 with this star wars kid. i was absolutely perfectly fan served.

happy memorial day to the post of all time

the normal daydreams. being chained to a radiator in a hot lesbian couple's house. like you do. routine really.

ska tonnigjt hup hup hup

I still think every day of my life about the fake Richard Karn biography of Ty Cobb from DETROITERS titled 'Karn on the Cobb'

ska tonnigjt hup hup hup

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🥔 + 😇

GIG GIG GIG GIG

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gg go next

#3343 New shoes

namesake

buttzone

the way I thought this was a shenmue controller

I had an argument with some one that bussy is pronounced like "bus" but she insisted it was like "boos"

namesake

i need to stop using lol as a punctuation lol

micro fiction prompt: the insanely hot all women fire department and the antagonist arsonist trying to get their attention

lmao counting the pin on the stuffed chicken

I jerked him now

the devil may cry Netflix anime is one of the most "wow cool robot" shows of all time. the showrunner has absolutely no internal dialogue

think i just got the perfect Dwarf Fortress notification.

taking the bench next to a chuddy looking dude at the gym and pointedly benching more weight then him

titties tuesday is it

check this cutie out

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

fyi theres a discord hack going around, dont fall for that shit