Sometimes my back really hurts and I wish I could take a pain killer stronger than Tylenol, but then I remember I don't have insurance and it's easier to find heroin than hydrocodone. And that's the US drug problem in a nutshell

kicker trauma game

This game is like watching a drunk slap fight at a bar where each hit is just a stale slap and nobody knows why the guys are fighting

hahahahahahahhahaha this sucks but hahahahahha

this mark Andrews fumble is going to traumatize a generation

no defense wants to win this game lmfao

Lamar i need this hahaha

LMAO HERE IS THE TWIST

lmao baltiless

talking enough so people notice me but not to the point where I am annoying

lmao shittsburgh

Lamar Jackson is one of the finest idiot savant qbs ever. no one has ever had more goddess given athleticism cover for horrible judgment more lol

its gonna be fucjing amazing when they trade that guy

wow!

Gnight #critterposting

I hope as i die and the light fades I have the wherewithal to croak out "Yankees suck"

social media is actively harmful to everyone's mental health

ah its Sunday someone on the internet must have gotten waffled then crashed out in response and now its discourse i have to see reposts of for weeks

the fins run defense is absurdly ass

lol searching "cam little" is not gonna give you the kicker

I got to wrestle someone last night that had similar skills to me and it fucking ruled i REALLY need to find a gym again

"so three minutes into the always sunny orgy I was getting spit roasted by two incredibly gorgeous dolls"

선화 타입 커미션 신청 감사합니다🦊

ah. well, nonetheless,,

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

disgusting and shameful

Can't believe I sold my soul to become a woman in exchange for being cold all the time

bloodborne yuri

its cool how they took the actually good sinus decongestant out of over the counter medications for one that does WORSE than placebo

Tomorrow I will be going to an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia themed Kink party with costumes heavy encouraged. I am so excited

the worst moment of being an elite reply girl is when you have a fucking killer reply and they have replies turned off. what am I supposed to do just live on tormented by the missed comedy

ive had more sex from 35 to 43 than I did from 17 to 35

can I get a what what

All thoroughbred horses share the same birthday, January 1st. This is because the Mother Horse lays her clutch of eggs every year. The foals emerge from their shells and consume her. Happy birthday to all the race horses out there.

Nine Delights 2026

living with a carpet for a year: wow carpet just never cleans up, not really, huh

this year put a butt in your butt

My forced tradition must go on

g hay sex had

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY

BUTTS \ YEAR

old enough its debatable if I'll make it to midnight

echo is okay but idk about his bunnymen

you stink good and that's all that really counts binch @vixenine.bsky.social hap neww yerr

Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.

It's time for the passing year! ✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨ Wishing you the best as always, health and success for you through 2026! Keep it up!