get fucked stros

the tension in planning a first date outfit, between the padded pushup to really go nuts or something less so that is better at facilitating being groped

Why wouldn’t you just scoot up that little rainbow on the left there up to the pure land

Sifl the wizard! 🌟

LETO ATREIDES: (gesturing to a Calvin Peeing sticker) When one loves, one gives freely and receives the same. The boy gives his water so that the Ford Company may thrive. For generations these values have held true. PAUL ATREIDES: Water may be given and received through love... freely...

THE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DID BY GATHERING A GROUP OF SEXUALLY RAPACIOUS GOTH GIRLS AND TELLING THEM THEY CAN BITE PEOPLE THE REST OF THE PLAYERS WILL COME

went back to boofing after a long time away and holy shot I feel ferally horny again

a woman is a kind of weighted blanket

HAWLUCHA MISTICO

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

I'm just the nuts in your bedpost

BDS works! also, they're still letting the IDF use their other cloud services, but they're starting to move on this, keep pushing.

mutual aid ventriloquist

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

I thank the goddess for my fiancée perfect breasts

This goes beyond pastiche or reference comedy and into something way more interesting. Art made from love. Reccomend big time.

WoW! Head!

WATCH LEGEND OF GALACTIC HEROES. TRUST ME

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Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

do you think there’s a girl out there who describes her transition as “from pwning noobs to owning boobs” and if so do you think she’s on the market for some mid head

I put together a video of flying out on the coast, you can look at it if you want. I'm not your boss youtu.be/MPzSc2Vo1-E

im a gay baby

this could turn it around for hoobastank

Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer

a very rewarding activity is to google book of henry plot

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caves of qud

Jupiter 2: Get Even More Stupider

It’s The Struggler Tuesday. Are You Struggling?

speaking of bear loads,, explore.org/fat-bear-week its fat bear week!~

i am running for president on a platform of national lie-down lunch. everyone, not just white collar WFH workers, should have the opportunity to lie down on a comfortable mattress or couch on their lunch break and maybe even sneak in a little nap if they want. this should be a universal human right

shit i want that gorlak plushie real bad but not 150 dollars bad

in an alternate world Canada develops a rich tradition of animated shows called Canime

your mission today is to convince religious people that the rapture did happen and they aren't one of the special ones

oh rosh spawned?

BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet. AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

Love a good bowling celly, S/O to Tyleik Williams

unironically this is a good way to understand it

sex having

LOL

this is the year where we reinvent everything from first principles. liberals are discovering max weber's monopoly of the use of force again, but slowly

she sat up out of bed suddenly and rushed to her phone and wrote without hesitation : big honks in honk town

It’s that time of year.

This Three Kingdoms Live Action Remake is a gift that keeps giving

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

jets!