I have returned to the outside world to find that people have not gained spatial awareness while I was sick at home.

I like to think I am a confident person, but if an entire basketball arena chanted “air ball” at me after I missed a shot, I would probably melt into a puddle of goo and then combust.

“That is part of Kim Mulkey’s gumbo” Ma’am I would be scared of what I might find in Kim Mulkey’s gumbo.

Do not forget to ask your matches on the apps how they feel about pausing live sporting events and/or rewinding to watch plays over again. 👀

Beat Bama

Oh yay a documentary about hockey 😬

Get you some Mama Bridgerton

It’s Gringo Taco night at our house and we haven’t really been out of the house much for the past eight days because we’ve been sick and Manfriend made round ice so also it’s cocktail time?

Haven’t been feeling terrible festive because of The Horrors and The Plague, but I did put up my Mardi Gras mantle and decor today, including my little photo collection of memories!

Sigh. Tigers win.

They get the Toonces logo, they deserve it

Free basketball in South Carolina and literally no one wants.

it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater

Roses are red Storm clouds are gray

My Mom made the Hungarian noodle soup I grew up with and it’s so simple but you will never convince me it isn’t perfect.

Okay LSU don’t humiliate me today

Poshmark sellers crack me up because your pricing should reflect major depreciation from leaving the store with an item. I don’t want to save $50 on a NWT bag. You have to make it worth it to buy it if I can still get it from the brand online.

I feel some irresponsible Poshmarking coming on.

So now cold is it gonna be for Mardi Gras

Not here for Stepmother Slander in this season of Bridgerton

Five classes I took in college? Sociology of Marriage and Family Popular Fictions (about Star Wars) Cajun French (I dropped) Women’s and Gender Studies French Literature — epistolary novels (I’ve seen more versions of Dangerous Liaisons than you)

How much of an Oldest Daughter are you, I am currently cleaning up so my Mom, who is bringing us soup because we are sick, doesn’t think that we stopped cleaning the house because we are sick.

Need @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social emergency episode

SHOW THE TIGER GIRLS COWARDS

The only thing that would make me feel better is LSU beating Arky by 40 tonight.

What big ears you have The better to ignore you with

We have given up on LSU Basketball for the night because we are currently suffering enough.

I don’t want us to go for a mid major coach I want us to go get a coach from a top 25 school.

Begging this homemade Italian penicillin to kick in.

many such cases

We are just turning the LSU game on from the start but I see the current score and … what

Tonight’s 1970s movie is The Conversation.

Having survived the sick Kid while feeling only so-so ourselves, I regret to inform you that the adults have now succumbed to whatever viral plague is going around the fifth grade.

I would just like to say that I called a major part of the final, final twist of His and Hers.

LSU has a Final Four team.

Y’all, small moment of joy, I received my Mardi Gras headpiece and it is STUNNIN

This is the GM firing an assistant coach and hoping that will be the end of the questions, except with fascism.

I have been slowly working on my 2026 Goals and I am happy to report that I finished 200% of my monthly reading goal this month. That’s two books, but still.

I’m not going to pretend like my weekend was rougher than anyone else’s but I am so out of it that I just attended a funeral mass with my dress on backwards.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

I’m reading a novel where a company claims that it can tell you the day of your death … would you want to know?

Show your lock screen

i will never make light of places that don't get usually snow or ice going into crisis when they get winter storms because we needed to fly in a guy from florida to deal with a single rogue alligator in a park that had easily eluded local reptile guys for over a week.

Why are we watching The Running Man hasn’t today been long enough

Hey things predictably did not get better, I just made another batch of jello, we have a load of child’s underwear in the wash, I’m pretty sure everything in this house is sticky and I’m angry about everything.

The King Cake Herder

Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account

A few weeks ago we watched a Netflix documentary called Breakdown: 1975, about the movies of 1975. We’ve been watching movies from that year ever since. We’ve done Three Days of the Condor, Taxi Driver and tonight it is Night Moves.

Sausage and tortellini soup always hits right.

Sigh. LSU could’ve won that game.