Y’all multiple people have now told me it’s no big deal if the post office leaves your random mail (not packages, paper envelopes) on the front porch instead of in the mailbox and … I’m starting to feel crazy.

I sent a message to the doctors office to try to get a prescription for a Covid vaccine and I included a “I just got over being sick and I want to stay well this Winter!” friendly throwaway line in there and now I’m getting cross examined about having been sick … this is what I get for being chatty.

As a timeline cleanse, my sweet Parish is really enjoying the slightly cooler weather and the afternoon sun. I find him lounging in the grass is the afternoons.

They made the generals go to an all hands town hall

Did they bring all the generals together to tell them they have to shave

I stupidly posted in the neighborhood Facebook group to ask if the mail carriers were randomly leaving mail on other people’s front porches next to packages instead of in their mailboxes. (This has happened to me three times.) Someone is trying to tell me they’re doing this to help me out. 🤔

Sigh. ChatGPT keeps helping me plan dinner and it’s like really good at it.

really need to emphasize the small cities part. i have mentioned this before, but you'll see people on facebook talk about charlottesville like its ridley scott's mogadishu

If you make a meeting run over by one hour at lunchtime you should lose your meeting scheduling privileges for a month.

These shitlib accounts with 17 emojis in their display names are so weird and I wish I could auto block them.

In positive developments, after having a not great mammogram followed by surgery to remove a non cancerous lump last year, I had a clear scan this year, my lymph nodes seem to have chilled out and y’all are stuck with my posts. Please have your age appropriate cancer screenings, my friends.

I wanna see something — Eldest daughters, when did you have your first serious conversation with your Mom about holiday dinners this year? For me it was today. ;)

:: cracks knuckles :: Another week at the email factory. :: sobs ::

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When you were sleeping soundly and a doorbell rings on the TV.

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

For the people, by God!!

'out of the three mass shootings today'

I’m making soup that I’m sure will cure me.

I just want to sit in a silent house that is perfectly clean with the coldest Diet Coke available.

no better proof that we really and truly are operating in a post-shame society than "interim Arkansas head football coach bobby petrino"

Did a quick photoshop of what Bobby Petrino might look like as Arkansas head coach after sustaining injuries in a motorcycle accident while having an affair with a Razorbacks staffer

Hahahaha Arky.

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

I remember last year some random popular Bluesky person was like "we are NOT doing Halloween names on Bluesky!" and I was like haha fuck you you fucking loser, have fun being someone who sucks forever, a stranger to mirth and whimsy. 🎃

This ain’t it

A historical period drama about Guinness beer? Pray for us women who date straight men.

Also I still feel like crap, I’m still coughing, my ears are ringing and LSU lost. I am basically inconsolable.

Thankfully next week is a Bye Week for LSU so I can focus solely on Taylor Swift’s new album.

I hate only one thing more than Ole Miss and that’s Brian Kelly.

me, every saturday from late august through november

Touchdown thank god

My parents are more concerned about phones ringing than any two people I know. If someone’s phone is ringing in the house they’re running to find it like it’s not some dumb telemarketer. LSU is playing. No one is calling us.

Todd Graves putting himself in Canes commercials is so cringe.

Let’s. Score. Points.

Great. A kick.

Cauble should ask the exact same question he asked BK after Florida, but Bonnette and the rest of the SIDs won’t give him the mic first.

Every week LSU erases all memory of how to play football and starts fresh!

Never once in my life have I wanted Greg McElroy’s opinion on anything.

Bench Nuss in the second half, I’m tired.

I’ve been too busy this morning to really stress about it but LSU has the ability to completely ruin my life this afternoon.

TOUCHDOWN TIGAHS

Waste of a drive by LSU there

I’m Hard Launching after that fumble recovery.

Biblically accurate LSU defense.

Oh so it’s one of THOSE LSU games.

DAMMIT NUSS

If that’s how we’re scoring in LSU/Ole Miss the whole game is heading straight to demon hours

THE FATES ARE WITH US