Good night. LSU better win eleven thousand football games this season.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Taylor Swift Jason Isbell Alanis Morissette Elton John Adele U2 Sarah McLachlan Dr. John *NSYNC John Mayer

When the salesman says his sales manager is going to be real mad but he’ll knock two grand off of that Jeep if you sign on the dotted line right now.

DID YOU KNOW: Lane Kiffin is the same age now as Rue McClanahan was on season 1 of The Golden Girls

Everyone is fine, but Mom slipped and fell and laid on the floor yelling for my Dad while the dog barked. My Dad, who has Alzheimer’s, thought the yelling was kids outside, but he did finally find her. I called when she texted me all this and she said “What do you mean LSU hired Coach O back?”

:: googling former LSU coaches to see who is still alive ::

LOOKTOMYCOMINATFIRSLIGHTODAFIFDAY. ATDADAWN,LOOKTODAEAST.

The group texts in Baton Rouge are on fire

LSU is out here playing 5D chess or smoking actual crack

LSU hired who now

It’s Cook for My Parents Night and I found a good one for bringing to folks: Broccoli Rice with Chicken Casserole. Based on this: thecozycook.com/broccoli-che...

Are the burrito taxi drivers using Right of Way properly? That’s my question.

all of us would do better to remember that being young means learning everything the dumbest and hardest way possible and remember fondly back to the time when you put tupperware in the oven or forgot to turn off the stove

I got contact cooked from reading this

Only one year of Throw Rogan jokes left, make em count.

I just heard the Civil Wars cover of Billie Jean at this coffee shop and I think the hipsters were absolutely not onto something with some of these covers. Oooof.

Are we posting bad takes today? Because I don’t understand why young people want to wear their sling bags and belt bags across their chests like that. Why can’t the purse part sit at my hip.

In addition to watching World Cup soccer I have agreed to see the Baby Yoda movie in the theater this weekend, yet more examples that cisgender straight women prove that sexuality is not a choice.

Perimenopause is going well, this is the fourth set of clothes I’ve been in today. Also why is my skin so dry.

How am I supposed to take a sport where the games just end in a draw seriously

I thought I was safe because there’s no way I’ll have to watch the College World Series this year but jokes on me, Manfriend’s showing me soccer now.

I just broke down two rotisserie chickens and Parish just put on Sarah McLachlan because I wouldn’t let him help.

I think we’re in a fight without neighbor because we forgot to bring our trash cans in (our bad) and he stopped his car in the middle of the street and “threw” them onto our yard, per Manfriend. 😳

Also someone was supposed to tell me where to get a rooftop drink in Chicago. In July.

Chicago museums: Field? Art Institute of Chicago? Museum of Science and Energy? Discuss.

Good Morning. Is it football season yet www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBeu8T6a/

We are back at this and did I mention he also owns crocs flip flops

Obligatory Bluesky was down post

I hate all people soliciting door to door.

Everything is bad, nothing will help, so why bother fixing it is a nice thought for when you’re doomscrolling on occasion, but it’s basically just another way of saying “I don’t really do Politics or whatever.”

Okay, did the Hobo International Lauren Clutch take over everyone else’s lives circa 2006? They still make them! www.hobobags.com/products/lau...

I declare chores Done Enough To Build Legos!

One thing I’ve started as an Adult Woman Who Is Definitely Not Due An ADHD Diagnosis: When I clean, I turn the Big Light on in every room that needs attention and then after I’ve cleaned it, I get to turn Big Light off. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go set some cleaning timers to create urgency.

My goal is to get my chores done and then play legos while I listen to my book this afternoon.

It’s not that I think Louisiana’s constitution is good, I just don’t know how amending it makes it better, TBH.

Should you make Brian Lagerstrom’s Chicken Marsala as a comforting dinner at home for your partner? Yes. Should you do it after a long day, starting cooking at 6:30 pm? Jury’s out. Is every dish in the kitchen dirty? Absolutely.

I love this! What’s in my bag while I wait for my grocery order to be ready.

This screams Florida Week One.

Have we talked about how TikTok has radicalized me into wanting a Bernese mountain dog puppy

Was the soft serve margarita good? Yes. Would I have it again? Probably not.

I should be deeply ashamed of this soft serve margarita, but I am not.

New Orleans fam, get out and vote today and then go get yourself a little sumpin sumpin. The horrors persist but so 👏🏾 do 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 little 👏🏾 treats 👏🏾

They are NOT really explaining the Pick Your Ballot form well at the precincts for No Party voters, IMHO.

Manfriend has informed me that he wants to watch World Cup soccer, send prayers.

Bad news everyone, I'm here to ruin your day with this absolutely cursed painting in the Airbnb I'm staying at

The Ecstasy of St Paul, by Nicolas Poussin, 1650, 📸 by @jaethephotog

Badly in need of a groom, but Parish did get a blow out after playing at daycare. Hims a tired boy. Pay no attention to the lining underneath the couch that he destroyed. We are trying to determine when it is safe to buy a new couch.

Would. Proudly.

No one will be happier about Manfriend’s return from work travel than Parish, who has discovered this week that one human is not enough.