Derek Curiel’s eyes are screaming 🤣

They’re playing We are the Champions. And truly they are, since they all kept their composure through that disastrous speech. Congrats to our Louisiana baseball boys.

Why does Bill Cassidy look like Dr. Doofenshmirz

JEFF LANDRY JUMP SCARE IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN

Aww the coaches from LSU and LSUS hyping each other up is giving me all the feels 🥰🥰🥰

Trump just said he told the Speaker that they were one heart attack away from losing the majority. What is happening. How are these players handling this so well.

Okay Trump calling Luis Hernandez “Louis” may push me over the edge.

Trump just referred to Shohei Ohtani as “a Japanese player that was pretty good.”

Monster’s lack of a poker face is cracking me up. He and Derek are doing the Lord’s work standing that close up front.

He won’t stop talking about the ballroom. We are here for baseball. #LSU

It’s really icky that the White House website shows this on the top of every page.

Ok the saints lost BUT guess who finally won a square this season #FriarGus

Literally get to my car to leave, and we score a touchdown. This needs to be studied.

Bad news, folks. I’m at work during the Saints game. It doesn’t usually go well.

Just checking on my porch cam every 10 min to see the progress of the accumulating mass of air conditioning parts on my front lawn like the grandma I am

Announcers have already referred to Vandy as Bama during opening drive, if that shows the level of bias we are up against. #geauxtigers

Geaux Tigers, geaux new air conditioning units, geaux #FriarGus

In addition to being on call, getting air conditioning work done today and an LSU kickoff at 11AM. It’s an early Saturday for Elmo.

What’s on fire in the East? #nolasky #nolatwitter

Ultrasounded myself earlier and no torsion noted, and no large volume free fluid. Most likely an ovarian cyst went kaboom. Pain is down to about a 2-3. I’m accrediting it up to having bleeding hanging out in the abdomen after the cyst rupture. Btw 1/10 women have endo 🫠 #endometriosis #endo

I’d be much happier about having a degree of pain relief at 2AM if my alarm weren’t scheduled for 3 hours from now 🫠

shaving my legs while soaking in the tub because I’m not about to go to the hospital looking like a Sasquatch if the pain doesn’t improve post meds

Playing the game of what endometriosis complication is causing my sudden pain Maybe it is a ruptured ovarian cyst Maybe it’s torsion Maybe it’s Maybelline

Mildly related, do most people have to question their tetanus status and text their PCP when doing laundry, or is that a special ADHD treat? Asking for someone who may have impaled her finger while trying to move a washing machine just a wee bit.

The rare success as someone with severe ADHD to actually finish all my laundry AND fold it AND put it away in the same evening has me feeling so accomplished

The pedestal of my pedestal fan decided to break into 29 pieces tonight. What. Even.

The Louisiana governor didn’t hold his hand over his heart for the national anthem. Not a great look.

Got a spare ticket for the suites at LSU tonight if anyone wants to hang out with me and be fancy 😬

This is why I got a bob. #FriarGus #nolasky #nolatwitter #notthegumdropbuttons

Sneak peak of the ‘fits. Prost, y’all. #FriarGus

If anyone wants to see #FriarGus in one of his costumes tomorrow, we will be going to Oktoberfest tomorrow afternoon/evening #nolasky #nolatwitter

Power out again in midcity. This time we saw the transformer explode from our front porch. Sparks and all on Bienville right in front of G’s.

I have power Which shouldn’t be a regular update But we are grateful And I have a snuggly dog #nolasky #nolatwitter

Entergy is insisting my power is on despite my reporting about a dozen times to the contrary. Super cute. #nolasky #nolatwitter

Ok I guess I am never allowed to be in house during games this season again

Aw wait Eagles and Broncos are so Showgirl coded ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #TLOAS #showgirl

A defender sacking the quarterback cleanly is roughing the passer? #saints #nolasky #nolatwitter

OHHHHH YEAHHHHH

TAYSOMMMMMMM MY FANTASY TEAM REJOICES

I left, and we got an 87yd TD before I even made it to the interstate. I get home to watch with friends, and as I park, Demario causes a turnover. I walk in, and we get the lead for the first time since game 1. I’m never allowed to watch at the hospital again.

The Saints have lost every game I’ve watched at the hospital, so I’m leaving the hospital. #nolasky #nolatwitter

The (Call) Life of a Showgirl #medsky #nolaksy #nolatwitter

There is absolutely no reason for a brick wall to be so close to an end zone. Prayers for Lewis and the OU team. #sec

All the clean versions had us giggling, but the theater Release Party version of Wood had us absolutely in hysterics. #showgirl #tloas

And, for my mega Swifties, someone else said Life of a Showgirl is like “Lover, without the anxiety of worrying that you’re going to be too much for him” and this nails it.

Ok, did the math, and I should be able to have a 6th album listen on the way to the Release Party film. Being a showgirl requires a lot of preparation. I haven’t slept.

Taking a moment from #showgirl to show off that everyone’s favorite scruff got a haircut yesterday. He feels and looks stunning. Also he has a tie. #FriarGus

Goodness bless my sweet old dog snuggling aggressively into me throughout the entire album. Animals are forever our gems. #showgirl

holy cancelled #showgirl

She is HERE #showgirl