Someone in the uptown area open a gym with a lap pool. I’m so tired of the nonsense.

Cumbersome is a song that has stayed on all my playlists all this time. 🤷‍♀️

Is this where I complain about Night Manager Season 2? The first season was in 2016…a whole pandemic ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

I’ve finished the sewing people, and onto the potters. I’m fascinated by this hobby where you aren’t sure if it will explode in the oven, and if it doesn’t what color it will be.

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

@themerlins.bsky.social @oldmannola.bsky.social

Her refusal to look at the camera is my payback for refusing to allow my dad to take my picture for years and years!

We have found @blondoid.bsky.social Valentine’s Day decorations! a.co/d/gcgeNb7

Et tu, Brute?

I am amused that power outages in other cities make the international/national news.

Note: after weighing the yarn maybe note down that weight. So when you come back to the project two months later you remember that weight. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Watching the last Sewing Bee season before Covid. This woman in the final is a Consultant Lung Specialist…😬.

I would like to discuss with this 6’1” man how many more calories his body burns by just existing than a 5’2” woman.

That jacket looks like something sold in the gift shop of the WWII Museum.

It’s hot as hell and a mosquito just landed on my hand. At 3pm in January. 😡

There is a huge uninformed segment of the population that has no idea this is going on.

I do miss daiquiris. If I were to start drinking again I think it would be just daiquiris. New Orleans sober.

In better news, the strawberry man is on Tchoup!

In the USA there's never enough money for food or healthcare or rent but there's always money for more bombs, guns, and jails.

Holy hell.

One of my errands for today. She said - “oh, you are local. You can bring it by.” I am that person who does not consider this local!

Packed my swimsuit and coverup. Made both water bottles of Gatorade. Left the house for yoga with just the bottles.

Me: international travel seems to be up. Maybe we will survive all this nonsense. Trump: how about an unprovoked war!

I’m going to try to get to the 7am yoga class tomorrow. If I get another ticket…

A child just jumped in our unheated pool.

Guests keep wanting to steal Gary. Not cool!

Your hair never looks better than when it knows you’ve been contemplating a chop!

Mood

Formal shorts FTW!

Almost exactly one year late - the temperature blanket is off the needles! The 2024 Temperature Blanket. 😆 Now to weave in 1,000 ends!

Sewing Bee - you must read through all of your instructions. You have 15 minutes to make a 21 piece fully lined double breasted men’s waistcoat.

Two color brioche is a goal for 2026.

If I had $400 to throw away on a ring money…

I think the sun shining directly on the front of my house is messing with the accuracy of my sensor!

For the gender whose pants are sized by waist and leg length. A hearty fuck you.

It’s so fun having a brain that will allow me to lose things constantly, and also to obsess when I am unable to find those things. Now, did I leave my favorite water bottle at work?

Need a morning cry? 😭

Uttered to me at a holiday dinner table - but Obama made changes to the White House too. 🤦🏼‍♀️

The across the street neighbor kid is apparently old enough to play with fireworks. May he retain all his fingers.

Single person’s New Year’s good luck food.

There is no parking on Rampart through Jan 2. Tow trucks are out. I wouldn’t chance it!

The guest trying to tell me Keys is a dump without coming out and saying so. I told him he should’ve gotten some fried chicken!

I miss running a hotel with no kids. It’s not really their fault, but why are kids allowed to run wild in a public place?

Handed to me by the guys in one of the cybertrucks. Are the Eton boys turning on him?

I would die for Esme.

I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.

Britain’s Best Woodworker! I have something ready for when I’m finished all the sewing!

Ugh. Tomorrow was supposed to be a swim day. 😡