I…would?

I’ve never eaten a clam, a mussel, or a scallop.

Awww!

I’m about to roll up to the airport looking like a Real Housewife. I don’t have a legitimate large suitcase. 6 nights work/casual/workout in a cold (for me) climate. I may end up with this plus my carry on.🤦🏼‍♀️ (This is not a plea to borrow a suitcase! I would be anxious about damaging it!)

Fuck, I miss Harry’s.

Looks like nighttime temps in the 40’s when I get to Seattle. I am going to need a jacket. Somehow I didn’t think about that. 🤦🏼‍♀️😆

Full force against peaceful demonstrations.

I wish I could meal prep from these poke bowls. Even though I don’t do the raw fish I don’t think they would last very well.

I’m a fan.

Shopping for not this. Why does this box of candy look like some sort of pest control?!

Just realized it was Big in the 90’s playing during this lovely exchange. I shoulda been at the show, then they wouldn’t have bothered me! 😆

@blathering.bsky.social Bitter Southerner had a sweatshirt for you!

Woman screaming she is not getting in the car until she gets an apology. Then tells him to stop apologizing because he doesn’t know what he is apologizing for. I don’t give a shit what he did. Go home. Stop yelling in the middle of my street.

She’s talking about the antiques she is going to hang in her newly decorated dining area. They are from 1986.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

There are 25 arrivals. I should wait here and help if it gets busy. The manager working only ever does the bare minimum. Tonight he works.

Can't possibly imagine why this would happen to Gilfoyle. From S1E3 of Silicon Valley

Stop touching your female employees! If you shake hands with the men show me the same respect. I don’t want to hug you. I barely know you. I don’t care if you sign my paychecks…. Sorry that picture may have been triggering for me!

Hello, complete business center!

As a currently employed person in customer service I eagerly await the day some cult member starts to harass someone in my presence. I cannot speak freely to those in my workplace, but I will shred someone being rude to someone in their workplace.

I am here for a less healthy rice cake any day. Every day. 😋

Trying to recreate this at Quarter Grocery. 🤞🏻

This is going to end up with those idiots giving their kids aspirin, isn’t it. Don’t do that. www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...

If kids aren’t assigned full novels they will miss out on the experience of trying to rent Of Human Bondage from Blockbuster the weekend before the final exam.

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

Are the people that work at the White House forced to come out to see off Marine One?

Guess what’s up next in the hotel renovation! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Open my office door to a guest who wants to talk about how different St Claude is from when he was here after Katrina. How he knows we were safe here because they told him the levee was blown up to save the French Quarter. Should be a chargeable assault.

If it rains again I am going home!

I’ll take side effects over Covid/flu any day, but I really wish I was a person whose arm just hurt a little from vaccines.

@nolafredo.bsky.social weren’t you asking about Garmin’s?

If the Seattle Roastery is as busy as the Chicago one that is quite a bit of money to forgo just to be petty bitches.

Haven’t used these in forever. Frankly, 3oz is too much for most things.

She would like to remind me 8:30 is bedtime.

Post viral cough syndrome…or yeah, you are still coughing a bit. Not much to do about it. Have a nice day!

Rain!

Covid and Flu. 💉💉

No one tell the doctor that is about to lecture me about cholesterol that I’m starving and totally plan to go to the new Five Guys after this appointment! 🤫 😉

A radical sniper killer, but Fuck is a step too far?

I should buy these, right? Also, does anyone have a suede cleaner they like?

Anyway, here is some actually incredible news www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My upcoming work trip is five days. Enough time that I am trying to figure out how to pack the 97 toiletry items I use daily!

From the creator of Reservation Dogs. No need to say more!

After a mammogram you don’t have to choose! Go get squeezed!

New side table! Not sure about that lamp. In theory the rug and new chairs will make it work.

Trying to put together an email for WGNO. Simpering sycophants bending a knee to fascists…also, stop with the clickbait posts from other parts of the country, you ghouls.

Can I block an employee? What if they are a contract worker, not directly employed by the company? She is…a lot. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Do I want to do a 45 minute talk at a roundtable meeting about my Digital Media plan?

No, I do not want to open the bulging can to see if it’s ok!