They need to just bring back the Selena Gomez Oreos. Those were more delicious than they had any right to be & way too short-lived.

I was out running errands earlier & the walking gave me time to think & I got to thinking Bookselling Thoughts. What I started thinking about was graphic novel distribution, especially on the Adult side.

Maybe you don't want to read. That's fine cause nullification is easy: listen to all the evidence, and when you go in and it's time to vote on the verdict, you say "not guilty". Keep saying it no matter what.

This is especially true if a man is built like a threatened anteater. Miller has relatively narrow shoulders and wide hips, which means there's not much shape through the torso.

Some celebrities are genuinely good people & I'm always happy when Weird Al proves yet again that he's one of them.

the delight and relief when comics luminaries start a newsletter and it’s not on substack 🥲💕

HOW IS THE SKULL QUILT NOT AT $1000 ALREADY?!? www.32auctions.com/organization...

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

who will be the heroic soul who either buys one live "Claire yells about Vance's shitty book" or two recorded "Claire yells about Vance's shitty book" to put the total for Claire yelling about Vance's shitty book over $5,000? combined we're at $4,950 right now!

I'm making a game out of trying to guess the proxy bids on hotly-contested items in the @romancingthevote.com auction. It's a silly game, but a nice distraction from...stuff.

Billie is amazing and this is an incredible offer.

I'm loving Claire's coverage of this, but I hope very much that she's remembering to rest & hydrate. I doubt this will be fully over for some time to come.

Do you hate spreadsheets? Need to be more regular with your newsletter, but can't find the time? Want help marketing your book(s) or other goods to indie bookstores? I can help with that. You can bid for 4 hours of my help in the @romancingthevote.com auction. www.32auctions.com/organization...

One side of so many 70s kids' Triangle of Terror: spontaneous human combustion, quicksand, the Bermuda Triangle.

the bids are coming in for the items in the thread! click through and bid on: ✨ Supernatural: Valentine's Day Oneshot (signed) ✨ House of Harkness: A Scarlet Witch Graphic Novel (signed) ✨ Three one-hour Ask-me-anything video chats! and, in doing so, help support everyone's right to vote!!

Good morning friends & fiends. Did you know there's a whole page of items at the @romancingthevote.com auction with no bids at all kinds of price ranges? Go show them a little love. www.32auctions.com/organization...

Authors, do you have a book you want put into audio? This auction may look pricey, but if you look at the cost to make audio with a human narrator (the only kind we recognize), $1000 for a full narrated book is a STEAL. Take a listen to L.W. Salinas and see if she's a fit for your work.

Well, shit. It's official-official now.

Today's earworm. It's a repeat. As they so often are. youtu.be/xgA6cpPNXEk?...

Do you need a mechanism for sex pollen that sounds like real biochemistry, a reason that the plants on your planet can talk, or help figuring out what extreme sports people would do on Mars? Sarah Oelker is ready to help!

Are you writing a historical novel? Are you just really curious about the Middle Ages? Do you want to learn about book history and see medieval manuscript leaves? Hop on zoom and spend an hour asking an expert all your questions about the European Middle Ages (500-1500 CE)!

Linguist Dr. Christina Skelton will guide you in building a set of languages or linguistic ecosystems for your secondary-world sci-fi/fantasy.

Ever wondered how a copy editor does their job? Find out during this one-hour (or longer...) copyedit ride along where Mia edits an excerpt of your work (maximum twenty manuscript pages) and answers any questions, hinged or unhinged, you may have.

What's the difference between a ruby and a sapphire? Why are emeralds a risky choice for engagement rings? Why are pearls so common now, when they used to be rarer than diamonds? Ask Kathryn Soderholm your gem and jewelry questions!

Spend an hour asking Rebecca Romney about book collecting: best practices; basics of care, storage, and handling; how to find books; identifying first editions; and more!

Another great chance for authors! Bid on an hour's consultation with niqaeli torres on biology and worldbuilding.

Boosting my @romancingthevote.com contributions to my 7 followers! My favorite first - these tea towels in lesbian pride colors. They are long ladies at 33 inches long and have a little texture to them. The colors are so bright and happy! www.32auctions.com/organization...

wow!!!!

WE DID IT! We've raised $100,000 for voting rights, and it hasn't even been a full day. Thank you all so much--now let's see what we can do over the next four days!

Good job, everyone! $100k+ on day one!

I make jewelry sometimes and you can own earrings made by me! Be the talk of the town in your cool accessories! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Texas forever! Friday Night Lights cowbell & Panther Football cap. Get 'em before that Lance kid scoops them up! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Oooh. Only $8k to go until the @romancingthevote.com auction hist $100k for its first day. Sunday is the big day, but it would be cool to see the auction close its first day with a big, round number. www.32auctions.com/romancingthe...

Authors, this cover design package at @romancingthevote.com is a great deal by a talented artist! But don't just take my word for it, check out what Megan Whalen Turner had to say... www.32auctions.com/organization...

I could also just send you things and if you wanted to write me back I would be cool with that

And a reminder that a v Virtual membership is only $85 & gets you voting rights & the whole voters' packet, which is worth considerably more. Don't care about virtual programming? A WSFS membership is only $50 & still nets you voting rights & the voters' packet. It's a helluva deal.

Re-posting for the evening crowd.

Why am I sabotaging myself by posting about all my favorite auction items? I guess it's because I love democracy or something… obsessed with this beaded rainbow geode www.32auctions.com/organization...

#authors: be sure to check out the consultations with experts in science, economics, medicine, military, art, animals, or things like accessibility reads, query/manuscript critiques, by @romancingthevote.com! Proceeds for voting rights! www.32auctions.com/organization...

If you love to read or write romantic suspense, this @romancingthevote.com chat is for you! Zoom with @toniandersonauthor.bsky.social, @barbarafreethy.bsky.social, and me!

Psst!! You can bid on a one-hour brainstorming/plotting session with me!!

If you haven’t heard you could have your chance to be on an episode of Romance Ever After! I’m offering a podcast episode. The options for said episode: •Voicemails for Isabelle •The Drama •Hit Man •Your Monster www.32auctions.com/organization...

Transgender people in sports is almost as big of an issue as voter fraud. Both are invented issues designed to scare the gullible idiots.

I was actually doing pretty okay today, distracting myself with the Romancing the Vote auction & the Catholic Schism when I opened up my email to find a "How likely are you to recommend Dove Lewis?" survey in my inbox & Jesus Fuck. Maybe wait at least a week?

This is up to $1000 now. Who dares pay 1001 dollars?

Oh hey, it's @romancingthevote.com time (again? again!). This year I'm donating a positivity read - if you're a writer who could use a boost, this is for you! www.32auctions.com/organization...

I meant this to be $100k, but eh. Let's dream big.

The Jamaican government will use the anniversary of a slave ship massacre to petition King Charles on reparations from Britain Read here: www.thenational.scot/news/2...

I have decided to re-watch Sliders for some reason?

$110k by end of day. Let's go!