wheezing

Suboptimal.

Fucking Whitmer. Go work for a think tank

Rules lawyering the DM on how artic exploring works: never play D&D with lawyers. 😁

Fuckhead FINALLY withdrew. Took his stupid ass long enough.

One of the major auto insurance companies has made a lifelong enemy in me, today. If I ever have any opportunity to go out of my way to fuck them in the ass with a baseball bat covered in angry bees, then BATTER THE FUCK UP.

Ceci n'est pas un lead?

Yamal needs to spend a couple months eating in the US, and he'll be something else.

Making two kinds of mole for tomorrow, as one does.

Spain's offense is annoying as fuck. Trying to win a game 0.4-0.

I'm ecumenical. I celebrate all god's tube meat toppings.

Anybody need anything?

LeGuin Lois McMaster Bujold Stephen King Martin Walker Barbara Hambly Lee Child Rex Stout Jodi Taylor Moorcock

y'all gotta tag your work man idk who to credit for this

Eric Clapton is such a wanker, but goddamn Bell Bottom Blues is a great song. I attribute it to Duane Allman. (YES I KNOW DUANE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG)

Has that fucker filed the paperwork to withdraw yet?

The dream

France has engaged FUCK YOU Mode

Just a laser.

Mbappe, he bad

F00M at the half

Damn, that was a heater

Stutter step is still bitchmode.

When France engages FUCK YOU Mode, boy, I don't know who beats them

POINT TO THE SPOT, MONSIEUR.

Very whistly crowd

Marseillaise remains a banger anthem

Anyone working with Morris Katz and Fight Agency needs to stop, immediately, and repudiate them.

What a petulant piece of shit. www.axios.com/2026/07/09/g...

I will happy do the murder of many to get this in my belly. www.mnstatefair.org/new/food/lon...

Whew, this hits the mark.

THANK YOU JEBUS

The hummingbirds are back!!!! As are the giant bees.

You know what to do.

Wonderful

Ben Chin needs his ass beat.

Rocking the full Angus Young for this afternoon's zoom hearing. Business up top, party below.

My eyebrows just did a lap over the top of my skull and are now somewhere in mid-ass.

Re last reskeet- honestly, that's my biggest problem with Platner. Even beyond the rape allegations, as awful as they are. I believe so strongly in second chances and rehabilitation. BUT- you have to do the fucking work. Without contrition, consequences, and change? What's different?

I'm not really worried that the backlash to Platner is going to endanger our ability to give folks second chances, because at no point did that man seem like he earnestly felt he was on his second chance. He made it pretty clear at every turn he thought he was still living large on his first one.

#1001Albums gave me the greatest "fuck you" album ever, Marvin Gaye's Here, My Dear. Man was DEEP in his feels.

Christ, Platner could not suck more if there were two of him

A howler of a mistake by Xhaka

Better, but why the fuck did you say the first non-answer thing? This isn't hard.

Stopped at the local shawarma hut for lunch during the game. Would it surprise you to learn the staff is a bit distracted?

Apparently Argentina wanted less Salah.

About fucking time, Bernie. Maybe you don't endorse anyone ever again? How about that, because you can't pick em for shit.

Also, the Platner stans are fucking INSANE. And also bad people. You backed a shitbag. Sit with it, figure out why.

Mostly, it just sucks to shit the bed in a winnable game.

I liked this.