BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Check please. My brain is full.

This. I could not think any less of his voters, his enablers, or his supporters if there were two of me.

I saw some "highlights" of Fuckface's rant to the UN. So proud of the country right now. Couldn't be more proud of this giant, dumb country full of assholes. Anyone want a slightly used US citizenship?

ALL THE BEEF IS GONE

This is good news, but the fact that we have to disregard the goddamn CDC because of that bag of shit...

Now this is a religion I could believe in.

Holy shit that play

SUN GOD

Go?

I remember when people thought Hutch was going to be a bust. That was funny.

Points is points

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

Did not like that

I dunno, that may not have been good

RTDB

LORGE

Good God the LOINS need more pass rush

Fuck that was pretty

This is kind of a got to have TD

He a bad MF

Strenf

Ah, well, nevertheless

That was a defense!

Need a stop here

MOTHERFUCKING SUN GOD

Have to intercept him

I'm pregnant

Well, shit

Might have wanted to try running the ball once or twice, have the time outs

Now take the top off and score

TURGID

No hold?

98 plus yards. 9 plus minutes. Sensual football.

This drive pleases Crom.

Had to challenge that bad call

Brad Holmes, I hope your taint is infected. Might have been a good idea to get another edge rusher, but no, instead you kept glass boned Marcus Davenport. WHO IS ALREADY ON IR

This is comical - my broadcast is delayed by maybe 5 seconds, and it's a nice night so the windows are open. Before I see the good plays, I can hear my neighbor cheering. Very low stress way to watch a game.

Go Loins

And this is when Disney needs to tell Sinclair, "That's cool. You just can't have any sports, either." See how they choke that shit down.

Every Sinclair advertiser is dead. If they advertise on the local news, bury them in phone calls.

Skinny Puppy- Rabies

CONSUME.

There's nothing I would want less than to be raptured with these hateful fucks.

Butter curry poutine. Beer battered fries with cheese curds, topped with butter masala gravy, onions and cilantro.

I would have to stretch to be as mean as this painting. Thankfully, I am capable of it

Local breakfast place hit perfect today- huevos rancheros skillet. Cast iron skillet, lined with big flour tortilla, filled with refried beans, cheese, chorizo, salsa, topped with three eggs over medium. The skillet crisped the tortilla, so it was like nachos. Could only finish half.

It's in the samosas