megyn kelly rules

i honestly did not know whether it was possible to convince me that the conspiracy theorists have been right all along about epstein getting whacked in prison but here we are

we rioting yet?

one of my best friends in the world graduated from fsu in '01 & decided that after 4 yrs of partying in tally he could prob use some structure & discipline. so he joined the army. in august. of 2001. today is one of my fav days of the year bc i get to wish him, specifically a happy veteran's day

steel magnolias is on cmt. the first time I ever got high I was 12 yrs old at my friend's house, in his living room with his dirtbag weed dealer father bagging up a QP, rolling one after another after another and steel magnolias happened to be on the tv and maaaaaaaan that movie fucked me up bro

when they say that democrats and republicans have so more in common than what separates us, they are mainly talking about how we both want to chuck schumer to be catapulted into the f'n sun

it's difficult to imagine that there are two human beings anywhere on this planet who are less up to the task at hand than chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries

university of florida head football coach jedd fisch is going to be the single funniest thing that happens in 2025

I shouldn’t complain but man, espn, if I’m watching Louisville - Cal at 10:35 on a Saturday night, you can probably assume I know how college overtime works

SUCK IT BROHM

db cooper. the lost colony of roanoke. how this miami team beat ND, UF and USF

that's why you're gonna be a dentist buddy

UTSA has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever rn

rip OG palpatine

it's just weird I would have expected craig james would be the one wearing protective plastic covering over his clothes

JOJO SIGHTING!!!

cannot wait for the lady from 'the perfect neighbor' to become a cause celebre for the dumbest people on the planet

me: omg any jerkoff can throw darts at a board and make money in the stock market rn this is *always* what it looks like right before a crash also me: i am the smartest investor on the planet. bow before my greatness

call bill belichick ambrose burnside for the way that yankee played virginia to a draw that goes down in history as a loss

that was fantastic.

looooooooool unc

just tuning in now. have the jesus freaks ever taken over gameday like this?

FBI investigating Tom Thibodeau because, "There's no way all of the starters should have been playing 48 minutes. Something's off here."

the ice caps have melted global kleptocracies openly war over natural resources once uninhabitable lands in canada are now major population centers inter-miami signs a 91 yr old messi to a 1 yr extension in hopes of having him on roster for the long awaited opening of miami freedom park stadium

[comic book guy voice] worst. halloween. costume. ever.

a little **too** on the nose really

james franklin's schtick is beating up on teams he's supposed to beat up on and bring incapable of making critical in game decisions down the stretch . bring him on board, Mario.

Love watching Duke/GT to scout who miami might have to play for the ACC championship, and knowing that the way miami played last night is not good enough to beat either of them

i hate college football

i love []__[], miami

non-zero chance ruben bain gets the rare triple-team blocking scheme at some point tonight

since we're getting out there again tomorrow, shout out to this dude with what is still my fav protest sign ever

i bought broadcom in feb. 2024. although it was not the reason for the purchase, it is worth noting that broadcom's co-founder is cool as hell www.vanityfair.com/news/2008/11...

dan radakovich: undercover @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social listener

idk what the score act is. I have done exactly zero research on it. but my default presumption is that if it's funded by people who can afford to run these ads, I can only assume it fucks over players in favor of moneyed interests. maybe I'm wrong. but that's the baseline starting presumption.

go gata

turns out deshaun foster was holding them back this whole time

gotta be honest i really thought we'd have gotten bailed out by "heart attack on the shitter" by now

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social hey gang, just wanted to say that 1) TIL that I can link my Spotify and patreon accounts so I don't have to listen through chrome browser, and 2) thanks for getting me through an extremely shitty morning that has no end in sight wsvn.com/news/local/m...

NFL always trying to make me feel inadequate

I'm just happy Ireland gets to see how fucked up and arbitrary and nonsensical the NFL's rules are

love watching Colby Young and Isaiah Horton in the bama georgia game

not sure I want to live in a world where Lane doesn't parlay this into a mid-season hire for the Florida job

how did florida lose to this garbage?

the eyeball test tells me that ohio state is not a team that i want any part of, but man they sure do take their sweet time making that translate to the scoreboard every week

we were THIS close to the saddest field storming of all time