lieutenant winslow
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half monkey. half jew.
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we rioting yet?
8 months ago
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NFL always trying to make me feel inadequate
about 19 hours ago
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I'm just happy Ireland gets to see how fucked up and arbitrary and nonsensical the NFL's rules are
about 20 hours ago
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love watching Colby Young and Isaiah Horton in the bama georgia game
1 day ago
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not sure I want to live in a world where Lane doesn't parlay this into a mid-season hire for the Florida job
1 day ago
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how did florida lose to this garbage?
1 day ago
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the eyeball test tells me that ohio state is not a team that i want any part of, but man they sure do take their sweet time making that translate to the scoreboard every week
1 day ago
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we were THIS close to the saddest field storming of all time
1 day ago
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omg **another** fire drill GT?!!!?
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Chris Vannini
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I'm just happy the students at UVa finally caught a break in life
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tommy c either gonna throw 5 picks or run for 300 yards against miami. possibly both.
2 days ago
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rufkm
2 days ago
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2024 FSU
2 days ago
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fsu's defense looking like the clumsy late night tv commercial guy who tries to walk and chew gum at the same time and ends up yardsaling
2 days ago
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periodic reminder that "liar's poker" is still 🔥
www.cnbc.com/2025/09/26/h...
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we rioting yet?
8 months ago
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if you put south florida into one of those uranium enrichment centrifuges this is what comes out
www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/09/25/i...
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Inside a South Florida minister’s support group for white-collar criminals
A South Florida minister and former felon runs a virtual support group for convicted fraudsters, Ponzi schemers, and insider traders seeking redemption.
https://www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/09/25/inside-a-south-florida-ministers-support-group-for-white-collar-criminals/
4 days ago
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dabo post game and all next week
8 days ago
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don't ever talk to me about on campus stadiums, or attendance. ever.
9 days ago
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SMU wants to be in the big 12 soooooo bad
9 days ago
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lol dabo
9 days ago
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jfc herby wearing trump quantities of makeup
9 days ago
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loooool doing the chant on gameday
9 days ago
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Dave Almighty
11 days ago
Vader: we making that Death Star or what? Palpatines: nah man, we bought the TV stations and like, everyone has just fallen in line, to be fair I’m a little disappointed, we don’t need to do any of that Sith shit and these swords are a massive waste of time.. Vader: no cap
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i am... a trumper now?
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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I remember earlier this summer several people asking me why I had full face covering at a sweltering mid day summer protest. the implication being that maybe I was overreacting or being a bit paranoid. I was not overreacting. I was not being paranoid. Y'all just weren't paying enough attention
13 days ago
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the ice caps have melted. the oceans are a steamy, lifeless soup. democracy is but a quaint story told by the elders packs of wild dogs control the cities after dark. calais campbell get a game clinching sack on 3rd and long
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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OMG
15 days ago
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"daaaaaamn." - nathan peterson
15 days ago
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go gata
15 days ago
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thanks, jerk
15 days ago
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
16 days ago
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you trying to tell me jesus christ can't stop a QB keeper?
16 days ago
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this gen z is not so bad after all
16 days ago
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GRAMMAR NERDS: did my defendant investment bank's douchebag new biglaw defense firm file "**A** hysterical motion in limine" or did they file "**AN** hysterical motion in limine"? tks
19 days ago
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so thankful that all my super incriminating inside jokes/group texts with my friends are about cocaine and mushrooms and consensual sex with women over the age of 18
www.wsj.com/us-news/see-...
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See More Pages From Epstein’s 50th Birthday Book
Letters released by Congress show pages signed by Bill Clinton, Leon Black and Ghislaine Maxwell.
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/see-more-pages-from-epsteins-50th-birthday-book-7ed82f58
19 days ago
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All public universities in the state of Florida have to have a 2-10 season at some point. this is just UF's year
22 days ago
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omg baylor
23 days ago
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48-14 has typically worked out pretty well for bellichik
27 days ago
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47 yrs old 38" box jumps (15) x 2 42" box jumps (8) x 1 still wearing yesterday/last night's wrist band
28 days ago
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did I shout "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" at some poor bastard in ND gear at the Rock last night? you gd right I did
28 days ago
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the cristobal'ing has begun
28 days ago
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Tom Green
28 days ago
Catch stands because it was cool as shit
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Jason Kirk
28 days ago
Ruined so many Mario clock management jokes that were already halfway typed up
add a skeleton here at some point
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shld prob fire the special teams coach
28 days ago
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Jessica Smetana
29 days ago
FSU being at minimum not complete Ass does make the ACC way more interesting
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TEAR EM DOWN
29 days ago
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a 2-10'er sandwiched in between two 10+ win seasons is gonna be some wild shit
29 days ago
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