Coast Fork of the Willamette River.

Average bsky poster:

Oh shit I actually have a parenting hot take: it's admirable to want to keep your kid off social media before they can consent as an adult but literally all babies look the same. You don't have to blur out your newborn's face. I know what a baby looks like. It's fine

Big fan of Dylan, especially “Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)”

now I can look forward to a break from watching Everton drag their collective arse all over the pitch and start to prepare for the lighthearted joy of supporting Scotland in the World Cup

At this point it’s not even that I’m upset at these divings twats avoid relegation, it’s just that even for Everton this has been embarrassingly insipid

De Zerbi seems like a bit of a twat

Cracking start to the second half from Everton 😬 #coyb

This could play havoc with Everton’s second half fight back.

"They have delayed the match to make sure the important games kick off at exactly the same time. We have just found out that West Ham have already kicked off" Look at the fucking control they have. It's a farce.

Behold my shocked face 😑

My contribution to social media nostalgia is that I miss the days of outraged Golf Channel viewers discovering premier league matches preempting putting or whatever on the last day of the season

Starting Barry is borderline match fixing.

Robin and Maurice Gibb, 1957

This is absolute shite, the falloff the last 6 weeks has been monumental...

For Christ’s sake Everton #coyb

[the least mad someone has ever been] I don’t care what bsky says, Achilles was just Hector’s bon ami

Reverse (evil) Underground Railroad

Iroegbunam already fixing to give me a heart attack #coyb #utft

Forgot Micheal Oliver is reffing. Game over.

truck

Don't hackers normally take money out of your account?

going through any UK town the day after proper sunshine

GOALIE GOAL VIDEO FOR THE PITTSBURGH RIVETERS (via USLW) and it’s not a header!

it's a dog eat dog world

The gal who cleans my house is much younger than I and was indignant that I was not going out to the club for my birthday, so we had some gin and tonics. Folks, I accidentally got my Gen Z houskeeper addicted to Hendricks.

like, the whole band?

Panda takes a.moment to sit up like a dog.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Sometimes there actually is a price tag associated with being a reactionary billionaire (not high enough)

Context dependent, but broadly speaking your various ales & pilsners & milds & 80 shillings, a refreshing g&t when the summer heat is in full swing, Willamette Valley reds, a single malt, an occasional sazerac or French 75

I remember when Derek Carr told his O-line to forget all that Black Lives Matter stuff & put their faith in Jesus Christ and they let that man get sacked for weeks

the tl;dr: iran won the war

I’d like to add something else to this convo: many of people who qualify for permanent residency in the United States would no longer qualify if they went home — because their existing visa is on the basis of refugee status (fear of home) or a job they’d lose. Like it’s absurd at every level.

Our 'hood from top of St Michael's Kirk on Slateford Rd looking over Polwarth to Bruntsfield & beyond to Arthur's Seat. Spot old Boroughmuir HS's white towers at either end & spires of Barclay Viewforth Kirk on the Links & Bruntsfield Evangelical Church further up the hill but much lower in height.

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

Noooo! Please god no!

Took him three tries to remember to start the sign with a “B”

Really telling on themselves

Not a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.

They will catch him in short order.

…is the answer “men in computer science”?

Steve Harvey ass sandwich

“So what’s your take?” “I’m taking this train”

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”