the two genders

Look at the photo included with this personnel listing to see a complete non-surprise. www.gomo.army.mil/public/Biogr...

Having a PhD doesn’t mean you’re always right, but it does mean that you unlock new and more powerful ways to be wrong.

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

"I Am Ready For My Seven Figure Book Contract"

whenever some guy calls me "ye Mighty" i'm always like "let me guess... you want me to look upon something..." and it's always his Works, and i despair every 👏 damn 👏 time 👏

Some people say attorneys general should be seen and not heard, but I say:

Pfizer has ended its large Phase III Trial of an updated COVID19 vaccine. They were not able to enroll enough people to meet their goal. A major problem is the FDA’s wholly unreasonable demand that people with chronic conditions, who benefit most from the vaccine, not be allowed to participate.

At the risk of sounding even more ancient than usual I don’t remember seeing the Challenger explode as it happened because I was a HS sophomore and we didn’t do anything frivolous like watch live television during first period classes lol

gothic. epic.

MISSION CONTROL: prepare to enter the vacuum of space DOG ASTRONAUT: wait the what now

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Maundys.

basic mission statement of the Atlantic is that a Brahmin caste exists in the United States and they must constantly be told that they matter

You ain’t gotta go home but….

“For God’s sake, it seems like I was just on 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and now they’re making me come back in to do Never Mind The Buzzcocks,” said Arthur Batts

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Monkey's paw is tanned, rested, and ready to curl

Saw these absolute lads out and about before…

I would like to personally encourage Donald Trump to nominate a non-lawyer as attorney general. Whether or not this is technically possible is a longtime fascination of mine and I think this is our best opportunity to see if it would work

Happy for Pam Bondi, who gets to go back to her quiet private practice of, uh, lobbying on behalf of Qatar's human-trafficking practices, the private prison industry and the Florida Sheriffs Association

"Multiple Fingertip Amputations Reported" is why you should subscribe for our Recall Emails.

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

congratulations to trump and bibi for starting a war and immediately making the iranian regime the strongest and richest it has been in its entire history incredible, world-historic geopolitical fuckup

The most unbelievable type of stand-up comedian to me is PowerPoint Standup. I respect it. I even often enjoy it! But I can't believe it. I can't believe you're doing this to me.

Less than 10% of cards have been upgraded to Clipper 2, there have been many outages leading to lost revenue for transit agencies and frustrated riders, and it will be months until the system is fixed. MTC must hold Cubic accountable. Huge thanks to @azul415.bsky.social for staying on this story!

my contribution to astronaut discourse is to remind you all that "astronaut ice cream" has never been eaten in space and was made specifically to sell in gift shops. it is also the worst food known to humanity.

"No no no no no, I said everyone ELSE needs to wake up to the horror. I, meanwhile, would like to sleep comfortably through the horror that I was complicit in causing while the people I refused to vote for solve all the problems for me, thank you."

Tariff Otaku stepping on his own dick so hard that Iran gets the greatest gusher of tariff-style money in history, getting a little kick out of that

I am reminded it has been 2 years to the day since I met that damned crocodile

True story: James Madison’s final public act was to warn the 1829 Virginia convention that if they allowed white men who didn’t own property to vote, that they’d all vote to tax rich slaveholders until they were forced to free the people they enslaved. Just in case you thought any of this was new.

Felt for a while that football is heading for an end point, when through greed and sheer excess it fully eats itself. At least we now have an exact date and location for when that will happen.

sitting here fuming at my work laptop because the task manager crashed when i opened it to try to close other programs that had crashed and the thought occurs to me that at least i'm not hurtling away from planet earth at twenty five thousand miles an hour right now

As a Strayan, this one always gets me.

Obviously you shouldn't believe him on this, but if *former IDF volunteer* Rahm Emmanuel is positioning himself as an Israel-skeptic that's a pretty clear sign the politics have decisively shifted. And the longer the Iran war drags on, the lonelier it's going to get for Israel advocates.

So as a scholar of immigration™️, what would it take for me to believe that anyone supporting the government’s arguments on birthright citizenship is doing so out of conviction and not cynicism? When they make a case where they themselves lose citizenship.

How ICE Is Assisting TSA https://theonion.com/how-ice-is-assisting-tsa/

Literal Karen who allegedly called ICE to avoid paying roofers faces up to 15 years in prison migrantinsider.com/p/maryland-k...

The lesson here is use Matt Owen, or you’ll end up like Matt Goodwin.

This headline is the only artifact more embarrassing than Microsoft Outlook that aliens could ever encounter

may this be the beginning of something

The whole thread is worth reading but this is the crux of it. Such a stupid and self defeating political act by people who understood only their petty resentments

I bring this one out every Thanksgiving.