"More than anything, I’m looking forward to finally getting recognition for having good bones."

Cats meet mouse (the computer kind)

Gotta love DC area thrift stores

Side note: This woman is such a goddamned fraud. If you don’t know her, she was a professional ballerina from NYC who married the son of JetBlue’s CEO, now have 8 million children, pretend to have no help, moved to a rural farm in Utah, and “now just live a quiet life off the land.”

Student journalists at Stanford the first to break a story that’s long overdue stanforddaily.com/2026/02/03/f...

Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."

Baby Bao ate his very first shrimp and absolutely crushed it. 🦐 Watching him figure it out is even cuter! 💙 📹: Animal care staff Katie

“Traditionalist Catholics” is a very generous way of saying “right wing extremists who deny the authority of Popes they don’t like.”

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.

Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...

Can’t be far away from a midnight flit to a non-extradition country and a lucrative book deal on a promise to lift the rock on the thrashing congress of worms that was the 1990s

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

Biden elevated this deranged, disinfo-spreading bigot to the role of Special Envoy on Combatting Antisemitism. We did it Joe!

Someone suggested this should be our 2-sided Olympic rings for tomorrow, but honestly, I'm at a loss about what to do.

Also it is sort of funny to run this "Talarico is racist" bit when Crockett is on the record saying that Latinos have a "slave mentality".

Telling the driver to peel out and then he pushes me into the road and runs me over

years ago I bought a car & forgot to set the childlocks b/c the kids hadn't been able to reach the handles in my old car. My younger daughter, 2 1/2 at the time, discovered she could open the door while we were going 70 mph on the beltway. That was a tense minute until I could pull over & fix it.

Gordon's not had this much fun since Raith Rovers beat Celtic to win the League Cup in 1994

You know those surveys where there is a significant minority of men who think they can defeat a gorilla in single combat?

Instagram is getting reeeeeeal needy, this is LinkedIn behaviour

One of the things that the Bovino-directed operations in Chicago and Minnesota made clear is that CBP thought they could treat any and every person in the US the same way they treat migrants at the southern border. If it's unacceptable here, then it's unacceptable there.

The truck he's paying 13.8% APR on for 84 months is the icing on the cake here, the cake being an adult man getting beaten up by high school kids.

After my mother died last year I called the UK pensions office to make sure they stopped paying. A very nice woman from Newcastle told me there was a chance they'd want to claim back a prorated portion of the most recent payment but that would require some assessment (1/x)

The most important things about the debate about railway policy in Germany? AUSTRIA and SWITZERLAND Because anyone with even the smallest amount of knowledge looks at those two, and realises Germany has things to learn Rail debates in UK or France? No one has any cure for their exceptionalism

I’m imagining it and it seems fine, perfectly in line with what the framers intended

Buried lede: he realizes that it is absolutely impossible to achieve mass deportation if that process is required, which it constitutionally is.

it’s 6 music gold isn’t it? we’re old aren’t we?

potato encountering his nemesis once again

Yeah we should strive for abundance An abundance of doors on busses

It's the Millennium of Transportation!

Brewery workers, bar owners, and union organizers in MSP are setting the mark on how to actually care for their community, rather than just invoke as a buzzword. At @vinepair.com, I reported how their work doubles as a playbook for colleagues nationwide whose homes may face MAGA sieges soon enough.

ALLEZ LES BLEUS

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Saw someone online suggest feeding the birds with all of the snow/ice on the ground. They love it!

I have now watched this video and the OP here is correct, it is *extremely* funny

Every so often I remember that I’m now eligible to live in one of these communities and it’s jarring every time

Vivek talked to these people a year ago like they talk to Black people all the time and it completely broke their brains

Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.

I didn’t know he announced his transfer on instagram “With that being said…”

Delighted to have started my new job as fax machine manager for Crystal Palace today 🙏🏼

“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

The Game of Thrones podcaster decided to DM me about women’s reproductive health. This is how it went.

When saying "I'd like a French 75" gets *wildly* misinterpreted.

The general rule about saucy Hong Kong tear gas videos on youtube is that the activists, bless them, have not aggressively posted the videos of where it went all wrong.

I know you all know this, but seeing halftime discourse funneled over here from other places is going to make me batty until I scream this: BAD BUNNY IS AMERICAN PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICAN PUERTO RICA IS AMERICAN AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE A NATIONAL LANGUAGE SHUT UP SHUT UP STFU BAD BUNNY IS AMERICAN