Dinnae tell them about Boaby at The Clansman then eh.

Off to that London for a night. As a Scotsman am I still obligated to tell everyone how shite their tap water is?

Sounds fantastic! Such a shame that the drum groove and all it's little nuances are pretty much lost in the final mix.

45 years ago tonight, John Lennon was taken from us. This means he’s been gone five years longer than he was ever on this planet. And yet, he looms as large today as he did then. I’m just marveling at the POSITIVE impact that one man can have. #RememberLove #RIPJohn

Had my first mince pie of the season today. 😋

Here's a Venetian street scene I painted for the missus. #caricature #art

I just found out Renfrewshire libraries are open to taking in decent condition books. So we have another option other than charity shop donations. I really like this idea. I always have tons to pass on, passing them to my community library feels right.

“Party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn… Sorry, I mean yes it will be a difficult game”

Rot in a jar of edam I made for a janitor. #palindrome

Taking dark money from private health care and then declaring war on striking doctors should ban you from the Labour party for life. They made him Sec. for health...

Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍 The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992) By C.A. Martin

Ay up me ducks! So it is now PEAK Christmas card shopping time and I can now bombard you with MAH WARES for a little window! So please consider spreading a little festive mirth with my scribblings this year… Dippyfishcards.Etsy.com #bsnm #ukgiftam #shopindie #christmas

To be honest, I'd rather we kept things strictly professional and he stuck to delivering presents, thank you.

“Yes, we do want to abolish the House of Lords. I don’t think anybody can defend the House of Lords” And now, he’s appointing even more of them!

R.I.P Steve Cropper 🎸

Welease the Epstein files.

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

I just don’t get it. Trans and gender-diverse young people have elevated rates of psychological distress, mental ill-health and suicide risk. If you have no compassion and empathy WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

It’s their policy not to accept corporate donations relying instead on Members’ subs and dons from individuals. It’s a good policy when you look at Labour. Hope all Yessers help, given the deep pockets of Unionists, especially Reform. Believe in Scotland need financial help too! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.

Mrs H and I stayed here over Christmas and new year when we visited NYC for our honeymoon. Stunning hotel! ❤️🎄🗽

It's Your Party and they'll cry if they want to, cry if they want to...

Please enjoy this silly pic I snapped of Luna earlier 😂

Rachel Reeves says on Laura Kuenssberg that she's asking working people to pay a little bit more. This was all under the cover of a made up "black hole" whilst refusing to tax the super rich. This Labour Government showing again exactly who they are and who they serve.

Is he dead yet?

There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.

And there it is! Over 100,000 signatures. 💥

There has to be a point surely where even those supporting them realise just how bad at genuine, real world, politics Corbyn and Sultana are right?

#Caturday 😺

my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica

Fuck you @profanity.accountant!

Second vote? I wouldn't give you the steam off my pish you utter charlatan.

Hot wings Male Lesser Kestrel Photographer unknown

My mate Paul's like that.

Scotland is a nation, and like every nation, we have the right to decide our own future. With independence, we can lower energy bills, we can protect our NHS in a written constitution, and gain our own seat at the EU table. Real hope, in your hands. www.yes.scot/signup/

Join in folks. Some nonsense on your timeline is always a good thing. 👇

Been doing #ChristmasAtoZ on "the other place" for a few years. I really don't think it will catch on here but what the hell, after losing Furbie, I really need cheering up. And if one person wants to join in, that's good enough for me! So.........

Iconic

There's a woman at the bus stop, then on the bus and I'm thinking to myself, "Who does she remind me of?" It's Babs! Babs from Urmston.

It’s National Illustration Day today - here’s a farting hyena that I’ve drawn from the new picture book I’ve got coming out next year. #nationalillustrationday

This woman has baked the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard of Oz after he's had a stroke.

Why can’t we have nice things, too?

fukn 🤡

🚨WOW! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 75,000 signatures! 🙏 LET’S KEEP GOING! If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

It is the worst holiday I have ever had.

Reeves has ruled out a Scottish independence vote - ever. There starts to be an international law case for secession from the UK if democracy is constantly denied Scotland &UK policies repeatedly diminish Scotland’s wellbeing, for instance in closing Grangemouth refinery whilst supporting English.