If anyone would like to see a photo of an upside down baby Sloth hanging upside down, this is your lucky day.

If anyone would like to see Dolly Parton and her pet dog and bosom buddy, Nashville, this is your lucky day.

In spite of living 50 miles from the sea, I remain steadfast and determined to form my own brass band, so that I can march around the village each morning playing 'Oh I do Like to be Beside the Seaside!'.

I'm not going to break the wheel.......I'm just going to play on the wheel........wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

If anyone would like to see a photo of a doggy with his thinking cat on, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

Been a long week.........would a small aperitif be in order?

Bit of late Friday evening sunshine for the fishies 💙

If anyone would like to see Kate Bush with her pet dog, Heathcliff, this is your lucky day.

This week's #FridgeMagnetFriday is the wondrous wonderful Churnet Valley Railway sign, which is maybe not as big as you think when placed next to a Wagon Wheel (Jammie edition, of course) for scale, which, as we all know, has significantly shrunk in size.

If anyone would like to see a happy Hedgehog having a hug, this is your lucky day.

Here's Kendal being fascinated by a hailstorm. #KendalMintCat

Anyone seen a statue named after a worse biscuit than this one? I've never even seen a HobNob or a Jammie Dodger one. No wonder we live in such a messed up, crazy world.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Pika doing some Spring cleaning, this is your lucky day.

“This, my sweet, is a letter from my solicitor telling you that your husband has filed a petition for divorce. It also tells you to get yourself a solicitor pretty damn quick. Happy Christmas, Ange.”

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!

If anyone would like to see a photo of a red panda plotting to take over the world, this is your lucky day.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a bundle of Lemurs huddling together to boil a hornet, in the same way bees do, this is your lucky day. (yes, the collective noun for Lemurs is "bundle")

Took my beloved out on a date yesterday. Always good to spend some quality time with the ones you love ❤️

Before we had Walkmans or iPods or Smartphones (with unobtrusive wireless technology connecting to those little earbuds) this is what your dad would have to do if he wanted to listen to music when either out shopping or when at a funeral and trying to avoid talking to anyone.

Kendal is an absolute boss when it comes to finding a sunbeam ☀️ #KendalMintCat

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Spring lamb auditioning for the role of Count Dracula, Prince of Darkness at their local village theatre, this is your lucky day.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat called Gerald taking charge of Saturday morning wheelbarrow duties, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

Heading out shortly for an evening with Sir Alastair Cook 🏏 England's greatest ever opening Test batsman. It's not a date.....there will be other people there 😊

If anyone would like to see a photo of a rather cheeky, bordering on mischievous, looking owl, this is your lucky day.

This week's #FridgeMagnetFriday is a beauty. Not before time, I have juxtaposed the behemoth of Fry's Chocolate Cream with an Exotic Zoo fridge magnet. But not just any Exotic Zoo, TELFORD'S Exotic Zoo. If that doesn't get your Friday off to a good start, frankly, nothing will.

Another nice day for it. Whatever it is.

I do so enjoy the happy juxtaposition of boobs and a cat. This is not an invitation for people to send me AI-generated images of a cat with boobs* *it so bloody is

If anyone would like to see THIS pair of gerbils, this is your lucky day.

I can confirm that, overnight, several chocolate buttons were targeted and successfully eliminated. A small glass of cold milk was also hit. These reports have been independently verified by a small ragdoll cat.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a field mouse chilling out in a buttercup, this is your lucky day.

Took a wander around Leycett today. Nice views looking out across the Cheshire plains. Not far from here was where the Hollywood Music Festival took place in 1970, featuring the first performance of Grateful Dead in the UK and also Mungo Jerry, Free, Traffic and Black Sabbath.

Last One Laughing is back this Thursday (Amazon Prime) 🎭 Bob Mortimer will be defending his straight face 😐 My tip to win is......Diane Morgan, who I adore, so I'm biased. Just reading her 'What's the most you've ever laughed?' story in the Radio Times would mean I'd lose 😂

With it being #StPatricksDay here are just a few of my favourite "Patricks" for your delectation. Do you have a favourite Patrick? I bet you bloody do 😉

A little bit of the Staffordshire Roaches on this sunny morning, with Tittesworth Reservoir in the background.

If anyone would like to see a goat walking down my village high street, this is your lucky day.

Thought I'd just take a quick self.........oh 🫤 #KendalMintCat

If anyone would like to see a photo of a doggy practising CPR on his best pal, this is your lucky day.

New lap mats craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

If anyone would like to see a photo of a loveable Llama, with an enigmatic smile, this is your lucky day.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a particularly pugnacious Puffin, this is your lucky day.

Me, when I tell people I've just been doing a really rigorous workout 💪 #Caturday

It's not exactly cold but I've got a hot chocolate and a warm hoodie on and my God, I feel snuggly..... I like "snuggle". It's one of my favourite verbs.

Kendal very much enjoys her "observation post". Even if she can't always be arsed to observe from the top deck 😊 #KendalMintCat

@yplac.bsky.social a little light apéritif for your Friday evening, sirs. #YPLAC

Here's another good reason to visit Lichfield. You can say a lot with cake. In my case, "yes please" usually springs to mind.

If anyone would like to see a doggy playing a game of cards with possibly THE worst poker face you will ever see, this is your lucky day.

To celebrate the discovery of some missing old episodes of Doctor Who, here's a rare photo of an infant Dalek. It's now clear that part of the Dalek's Master Plan was to intercept a large shipment of Farley's Rusks bound for Peladon. #DoctorWho

Genuinely, what great news to wake up to. SUCK IT, FRIDAY THE 13th

Today's #FridgeMagnetFriday is one that a lot of you* have been requesting. Yes, it's the classic Curly Wurly!! 🥳 Only, it's no longer classic, being shrunk from a small ladder to the size of a Bookie's pencil. Here it is next to a teeny tiny Spanish holiday magnet. *someone back in November

Although @booticketyboo.bsky.social and I were only there for a few hours, I really enjoyed my trip to Lichfield. It's a very pretty town, packed with culture and history. And a great cake shop 😀 There is so much more to explore. And explore it again, I will!