Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a plump guinea pig munching on some plump blueberries. And give me one good reason why not?

I bet the Lighthouse Family never actually lived in a lighthouse. Yet another example of the music industry blindsiding and bullshitting us.

My album's called "Fuck Off" and is available on vinyl and cassette from Monday.

In spite of being agnostic, I love churches. They're restful, calming, cool (in the summer), warm (in the winter), often architecturally inspiring and packed with history and secrets. Is there a place for Britain's first cake-scoffing, red panda obsessed agnostic vicar?

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a baby elephant having a right old lovely bit of fuss.

There is something very unsettling about turning your head to see a cat that is just sitting there.......staring at you.......🤣🤣 "your name's not down - you're not coming in". #KendalMintCat

Literally, me if I attempted to do ANYTHING on skis. Make a cup of tea? Broken arse. Pick up a book? Fractured skull. Scratch my nose? Week in traction. #WinterOlympics #MilanoCorrina2026

Cats are the only creature I know that can simultaneously ignore us while begging for attention. #KendalMintCat #Caturday

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a very contented hedgehog having its belly tickled. And wouldn't you be contented too, if that were you? Be honest.....you would be 😊

Early morning catarm call. #KendalMintCat

Let those big bad beautiful Wintry Olympic Games begin 🔥❄️🇮🇹

I enjoyed the parade of athletes but still think that Team GB should have had the flag brought in like this. #WinterOlympics #OpeningCeremony #TeamGB

I want one of those big scarves 😍 #TeamGB #WinterOlympics

Good luck Team GB!! #WinterOlympics #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026 #TeamGB

I love the Winter Olympics. It's all about the bonds of friendship and camaraderie forged in battle alongside the mutual love and respect we have for our opponents and fellow competitors. #WinterOlympics #MilanoCortina2026

You know what, I haven't even opened the Port or Grandma Wild's chocolate chip biscuits in a cat-decorated tube. I'm not done with you yet, Christmas. Not by a long chalk.

Kendal's cat food delivery has arrived from KatKin. As you might expect, she has come to provide "expert supervision" as it is decanted from the box. She's good like that. #KendalMintCat

#FridgeMagnetFriday is a Marathon, not a sprint. Or a Snickers. But in recognition of its 1930s origins, here it is next to another icon from the 1930s. I'm in a Snickers state of mind........

This morning's special guest......star of shelf and windowsill.....joining us all the way from the dining room......it's.....red panda! For reasons best known to Kendal, she has dragged/carried/played with a (heavy) cuddly toy all the way to the bathroom hall. #KendalMintCat

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a horse playing a piano. There's a joke there somewhere.

@caughtjester.bsky.social Happy Birthday Mr Bruce! Hope you've been having the very best day and have been spoilt 😊🎂🎁 Here is your lucky, celebratory, grape-munchinh red panda!

Where's my cat? #KendalMintCat

56 in August and here's a hamster.

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a butterfly playing "chase me!" with its favourite otter pals.

Kendal doesn't like me leaving......but is very happy when I come back 🥰❤️ #KendalMintCat

As far as I'm concerned, most meetings are a combination of: - Talking bollocks - Biscuits And I'm pretty sure the latter is the best one 😊

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's nothing more complicated or intriguing than a groundhog munching on a crispy apple.

Looking across Wast Water to the mountains of Yewbarrow, Great Gable and Scafell Pike at Wasdale Head. Wast Water is England's deepest lake. Often described as "Britain's favourite view", I have a painting of it by William Heaton Cooper. What is your favourite view?

Where's my cat? She always makes me feel guilty when I leave...... #KendalMintCat

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, here's a lovely doggy babysitting some hedgehogs while mummy and daddy hedgehog are out on the raz.

I guess we've seen this all before. #GroundhogDay2026 #GroundhogDay

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a very small mouse chilling out while nibbling on a bit of cheese.

First February stroll and it was foggier than a fella eating a bowl of pea soup by the banks of the Tyne. But nice to finally be out of January and enjoying seeing a few green shoots on the ground.

In the past, I've never been a great fan of Novak Djokovic but I have to say, that performance in getting to and also during the Australian Open Final was incredible. And that speech in defeat was pure class. I doff my cap to one of the all-time greats of tennis. #AO26 #Djokovic

Anglo-Saxons called February "Sol-Monath" - the month of the hearthcakes. According to the English scholar, the Venerable Bede, Sol-Monath was the month of cakes (hooray!), fit to be offered up to the Gods. If you don't believe in Gods, you could always offer them to me instead. #February #Folklore

The stars* are aligned...... *Beano and Kendal

As it's a new month, I wrote a haiku for you 🤗 February's here Fun new adventure beckons Hope Springs eternal 💚 . #haiku #micropoetry #poem #poetry #dailyjoy #February #newbeginnings

Although not as bad as January, we all know that February is still quite a tough month, so here's a chicken and a goat just having a bit of quality playtime together.

Show me a better title sequence to a classic television programme. I'll wait. Not all day though. I won't just sit around dicking about on here all day. I've got things to do, you know what I'm saying?

Can someone please explain "lie-in" to my cat. Thank you. #KendalMintCat #Caturday

We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a big fluffy Cat making it perfectly clear that there is no God damn way you are getting your hands on their teddy bear. No way. Don't even think about it. Seriously. #Caturday

When you feel like you've been trapped in January forever........

To perk things up a bit, I'd like to erect a large tent in my garden, put a glitter ball, some lights and a sound system in it, then dress up as Richard III and pronounce "Now is the winter of our disco tent" before going inside and inviting you all to join me for a boogy. #TOTP

In case anyone is wondering, Beano (stray outdoor cat pal) is very much alive, well and being sheltered and fed ❤️

It's Friday, so I'm going for the Folklore, Myths and Legends of Britain tee today 😀 #Folklore

We all know that January is a tough month, so to help celebrate #NationalCroissantDay, here's a cute Doggy using a giant croissant as a neck pillow. And if that doesn't cheer you up a bit, quite honestly, I really don't know what will 🥐

To illustrate my diversity when it comes to chocolate, this week's "eagerly anticipated" #FridgeMagnetFriday is an After 8 Mint. And I couldn't think of anything better to place it against than a magnet of England's largest waterfall (by volume), High Force in lovely Teeside.

I once took a pee in a pub toilet where there was a portrait of Gary Barlow, dressed as a general from the Napoleonic wars, hung above the urinals. It was one of the most unnerving experiences of my life and I took a picture, just so I could be sure I wasn't hallucinating.

Do join us during the #FolkloreThursday hashtag day break for this FREE ONLINE event this February!

We all know that January is a tough month, so here's mummy Deer giving her Fawn a morning wash as the birds tweet away and Snow White busily makes some bread.