If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat auditioning to be the next James Bond, this is your lucky day. #Caturday #Bond #JamesBond

Released in 1984, Shout by Tears for Fears was their second single from the brilliant 'Songs From the Big Chair' LP. Good tune and a good 'shout' that the Jurassic Coast should feature in more pop song videos. #TOTP

Normally, I'd report p*rn*graphy but one of my friends sent me this erotic image that I just couldn't resist sharing with you.

If anyone would like to kick their Friday off with a photo of a couple of sausage dogs enjoying a well-earned pint at the end of a long week, this is your lucky day.

Back to the 80s, taking a ferry over from France to Jersey on a day trip. Don't remember much about Jersey, although the underground hospital was great. As was the crab salad. I always remember food 😀 Also, I loved that top. Thought I looked SO cool 😎 #ThrowbackThursday

Is there an ice cream flavour out there that doesn't exist yet but needs to?

I had no idea it was Wes Streeting's birthday today?

Dodgy weather forecast + busy day ahead = morning walk at 7am. Which was rather nice, as there weren't many people around ☀️ Not that there are ever many people around here 😊

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Fun Boy Three tribute band made up entirely of owls, this is your lucky day.

Been a soggy old day.....but this is quite a nice end to it. Especially as I'm holding a glass of wine.

Contented Kendal cat catching a sunbeam. #KendalMintCat

Kendal has respectfully requested that I cancel any donations to the RSPCA.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a doggy, mimicking my own reaction by being literally stopped in its tracks and fixed to the spot by the sight of someone opening a packet of plain chocolate Hobnobs, this is your lucky day.

Attended a fascinating lecture last night at Keele University. All about insects and featured David Attenborough, 4 miles up in a balloon. Loved it. Slightly disappointed there was no video of a bunch of mad bees boiling an Asian giant hornet.

If I were a Mr Man character, I'd be a combo of these three. I was going to include Mr Forgetful but I forgot. Which ones are you? (of course 'Little Miss' characters apply too)

Just catching up with 'Children of the Blitz' from last night on BBC Two. Incredible programme which, through the testimony of children who somehow lived through it, brings to life a fraction of the horrors inflicted on Britain during the German bombing raids of 1940. Essential viewing.

David Lammy going into Number 10 there. These so-called journalists never take the opportunity to ask the important questions in these moments, do they?

Mum commented on a photo of me the other day with "aww, I can't believe my baby has gone so grey!" Mum, I'm fifty-fucking-five and I'm not Benjamin Button. The fact I've still got hair, my own teeth and can bend over without feeling dizzy, should be celebrated - thank you.

Being encouraged to go gay AND join a Beaver Club.....no wonder I found Butlin's Filey so confusing.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a hamster tucking into his favourite broccoli, this is your lucky day.

Make the small things in life count: teach maths to mice.

If, like me, you're the sort of person who can't contemplate the thought of starting another working week without first seeing a red panda being weighed while being distracted as it's fed some tasty apple, then stick with me, my friend. I've got you covered 👍

If anyone would like to start their week by seeing a photo of dog stood on top of a fire hydrant, this is your lucky day.

Shot well. Long day. Need a beer!!! 🍻

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Cockatoo with his best pal, this is your lucky day.

Had to take something to my local sewing shop yesterday. We connected over the fact she has a Singer Sewing machine and that I once dropped once on my head when I was 3 years old. The irony of having to be taken to hospital to have stiches was, I'm sure, not lost on my mother.

If anyone would like to see a photo of George Harrison with his pet cat, Corporal Salt, instructing you to have a good day, sunshine, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

Me, back in the day when, for a short time, I appear to have been ginger. My brother said I looked like a girl, to which my mother responded, "Yes, we always wanted a girl and would love to have called you Stephanie." Uh-huh.

While Kendal continues on her merry way, Beano is still very much on the scene............

I love how easy it is for Kendal to entertain herself. #KendalMintCat

Happy Saint Jimmy Glass day - a sacred day for all Carlisle United fans. The greatest ever goal by a goalkeeper. I nearly had a combined hernia and heart attack when it went in. Got drunk for a week and proposed to a horse. #cufc

If anyone would like to see a photo of some Killer Whales, this is your lucky day. And thanks to David Attenborough, we now know that animals on our planet can be divided into two broad categories: 1. Everything that is nice but can be eaten by Killer Whales 2. Killer Whales

Happy well-lived century to Sir David Attenborough. A man who has educated, informed and inspired my own understanding of and appreciation for this blue planet since I was a young boy. It is hard to imagine Life on Earth without him. #DavidAttenborough

It's nearly one in the morning and I am currently watching local election results coming in while listening to ambient dance music. It's times like these that I relish embracing and dancing with my inner weirdo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7E9...

I bloody love an old ruin, me! 😀 (Yes, I am soon to be a bloody old ruin)

One of life's truly great existential questions.

#58 in a series that I like to call "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?" 😱

And just to be clear.

Me, playing "biscuit roulette" with a box of Family Circle.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a pair of happy, chilled-out Alpacas (milk chocolate and white chocolate varieties), this is your lucky day.

Great to see family & friends on Sunday, watching Carlisle United. As is so often the way, the football let us down as we shared 3 goals with our share being 1. Thankfully, friends never fail to deliver, especially @bluebolero.bsky.social and her TWO boxes of dark chocolate Tunnock's 💙 #cufc

I'm sorry to say this but I will never look at fruit yoghurt with anything other than utter contempt. Apart from those Greek Oykos ones. They're alright.

If you’re the victim of a three pronged attack go one better and retaliate with a fork.

Kendal's "bed head" is considerably better and less obvious than mine.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a Puffin having a leisurely stroll through some Spring flowers, this is your lucky day.

I know it's May but it's a bit chilly this evening and so I'm going to have a hot chocolate. And you know what? There isn't one single damn thing you or anyone else can do to stop me.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a chilled-out sugar glider having their tummy tickle, this is your lucky day.

Fool passing helicopters into thinking you're an escaped con/fleeing criminal by immediately dashing in a zig-zag fashion underneath a car/large bush/behind the shed the moment one appears, all the time, looking nervously up at the sky.

A timely reminder that I am, of course, a complete geek 🤓 #StarWarsDay #Maythe4th

If anyone would like to see a photo of a rather fearsome guard dog, this is your lucky day.