Breaking. Hitler’s ghost now odds on favourite to become Prime Minister Burnham’s Home Secretary.

Reporter (to Mamdani) “Why have you declined the mandated wage raise?” Mayor Mamdani “Because I haven’t knocked on any doors in New York where the resident said that they were worried that the Mayor makes too little”.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present the mother of all self owns..

Breaking. Meta analysis of existing data has proven, beyond reasonable doubt, that 100% of people who are against gay marriage are themselves closeted homosexuals.

I liked big Kel. But, he’ll never be properly fit. We’ve dodged a bullet. However, the saga, along with Sirchy, further demonstrates the total incompetence of our incompetent board.

Be woke, be left, be anti-racist, be proud! meme via Juli Price

I think there’s a clause in the five way agreement that Celtic need to periodically take their foot off the gas to allow the new rangers the occasional league championship. We did it last year, but the Sevvies were too pish to take the advantage given. So, we are doing it again this season.

You can tell a lot about someone’s character by how they feel about a postman, wearing an England top, kicking a small dog to death.

Is there a Gen Zee Matt McGlone out there? #SackTheBoard

Started. Going.

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

Could the Germans, or Italians, insist that FIFA take action against the English FA for the poppies on the England strips?

Breaking. Convicted rapist and pedophile revictimises victims.

US election interference. 👇

Any act of charity or altruism that is filmed by the doer doesn’t count.

Harsh but fair from the Argentinians.

Is Roman Catholic emancipation in Britain complete now?

I miss big Peter Lawwwwweellllll.

Breaking. US commits war crimes. Nobody cares.

I didn’t even know what a ‘Jamie O’Hara’ was until yesterday. But since discovering ‘Jamie O’Hara’ I’m absolutely loving watching Jamie O’Hara totally embarrass himself in public by his overreaction to a game of fitba and by his inability to understand how pish england are at fitba. JO’H. Bawbag.

This continued, and absolutely hilarious, meltdown by the english losers is the best thing I have ever witnessed, since the continued, and hilarious, meltdown by the Hearts losers. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

According to Trump. 2016 election was free from fraud, Obama was in power. Trump won. 2020 election was full of fraud, but, TRUMP WAS IN POWER, and Trump lost. 2024 election was free from fraud, Biden in power, Trump won. So, according to Trump, He presided over the only fraudulent election.

Just saw a clip of a ‘patriotic woman protector’, in the Gorbals, intimidating and threatening a woman’s rights campaigner and a female reporter because they were ignoring his racist bile. They. Are. The. Odd. People.

I doubt whether homeless people, renters or first-time buyers can trust 5 luxury homes owner supposed 'man-of-the-people' Nigel Farage to appreciate their concerns ... "Feel free to share" meme Karena Liza

English. “How can the Scots support Argentina against england. They are our enemies. Britain was at war with Argentina!!” Scots. “ Britain was at war with Argentina for 3 months. Scotland was at war with england for 350 years. Do the maths”. English. “……..

50% of people who say they enjoy Christopher Nolan films are lying.

Most cops are good and helpful, but ICE more and more seems like the American Gestapo.

Certain types of english person have a hatred/disdain, for the Argentinians, Germans and the French, because they fought wars against those countries in the past. These same people can’t seem to understand why many Scottish people hold England in contempt, despite their numerous wars in the past.

Ridiculous. I’m sure the ‘Lucy Connolly’ free speech advocates will be all over this case.

England fans. “🎵 Ten German bombers, bang bang bang 🎶…🎶 two world wars and one World Cup..🎶 Normals. “Did you see the Argentina team had a Falklands banner?” England fans. “Grrrrrrr that’s ridiculous. You shouldn’t bring war or politics into football”.

Convent Garden (1999)

Simon Weston is a fan of the original rangers. It’s obvious really.

Lucy Connolly commented on social media “…set fire to all the f****** hotels full of the bastards" Nigel Farage explicitly stated, "Lucy Connolly should not be in prison", arguing that a custodial sentence was entirely inappropriate for a deleted social media post.

England insist that YOU keep YOUR politics out of football.

Remember when zero Hearts players were assaulted on the pitch at Celtic Park and the Scottish press pretended that there were multiple assaults? Now. Last night Jude Bellingham cowardly assaulted an Argentina player, caught on camera, and the English press are just pretending it didn’t happen.

See if you vote for Reform or Restore or whatever else the blackshirt bastards call themselves…..Just know that the rest of us see you for what you are…. An Imbecile A Racist. A Misogynist A Homophobe A Ableist A petty little bigot who only cares about their own sad little world. Go Fuck yourself

England would have won the World Cup if Argentina hadn’t been awarded that late penalty at Fir Park.

6-6 after extra time in the final. Spain win on penalties after the wee tax dodging prck Messi misses his penalty. That’ll do me.

Seeing how horrible the English are in defeat, watching them be the baddest of bad losers, makes not supporting them all the more satisfying.

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The chief Rabbi is currently arguing with the Archbishop of Canterbury about the Church of England believing stuff from ‘..a document full of lies..”. For context, both of those people believe in beardy men in clouds, miracles and fairy tales because their particular ‘document’ commands them to.

As police arrest a man for an online threat to Farage. 👇

Remember when all the gammons said Lucy Connolly shouldn’t be imprisoned for a social media post encouraging 400 migrants to be burnt to death? Now The same gammons are going absolutely insane about a guy threatening the frog faced fascist in a social media post.

Deport on release.

Water companies that are making a loss, should be nationalised at no cost to the taxpayer.

Headlines will never be the same again. This landmark ruling today against the Daily Mail will reverberate across the sector. pressgazette.co.uk/media_law/da...

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