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Everything is shit, except my cat.
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Reform are banning Christmas, lads
about 11 hours ago
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"Mate, you my dick stinks after hibernation, it's fucking rotten down there, it's proper rank, lad, come have a sniff" "Fuck you, Dave" "Come here and smell it ... Oi where're you going ..."
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about 6 hours ago
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Some fantastic soccerball cryarseing on my TL right now
about 6 hours ago
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"Wow, what long whiskers your cat has" "That's because she's a fat cunt" Look it up.
about 8 hours ago
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This is the actual chair that Starmer sits in to watch Trump thumb his mushroom penis into the UK's arsehole.
about 9 hours ago
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The Bell-i-End C6
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about 9 hours ago
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Fuck off, mate.
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about 9 hours ago
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Mrs Yak has had wine and is listening to music on her headphones, trouble is she's 'singing' along. It's not good, lads.
about 9 hours ago
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Gerry Adams was not a member of the IRA in much the same way that Hitler didn't actually drive a Panzer
about 9 hours ago
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Tony Blair must be in the bog tearing the head off it about now.
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Iran war latest: UK agrees to let US use British bases to strike Iranian sites targeting Strait of Hormuz
Keir Starmer's decision comes after Donald Trump berated his Nato allies as
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce84073mr06t
about 10 hours ago
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In other news,
#gaycar
sailed through the MOT, not even an advisory. Tester must have been drunk.
about 10 hours ago
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Reform are banning Christmas, lads
about 11 hours ago
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Fucking hell, I've only been back 5 minutes!
about 11 hours ago
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Decided against a Guinness, now that I've cleaned my pipes after a few days off it.
about 12 hours ago
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Oh fuck, here come the memes
about 13 hours ago
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After a week of misery - no booze, eating properly and running* - I'm looking forward to a well earned pint later *aggressive mincing
about 15 hours ago
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I suspect some of these people on
#Antiquesroadshow
in Scotland are actually English.
5 days ago
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I see the MAGA lads are still being fiercely heterosexual.
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5 days ago
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I HAZ CATNIP.
5 days ago
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Listening to the new Gorillaz album, the Mark E Smith track is good, but the rest is like listening to a pretentious Essex wanker bang on about shite over the music in a curry house.
5 days ago
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"Where's my tea, you fucking dickhead?"
5 days ago
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Peak Bluesky
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5 days ago
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Tax them to fuck.
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5 days ago
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There's always one.
5 days ago
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Tottenham are too big to go down. JUST LIKE YER MA!
5 days ago
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How this works if you're a man. "Hi, you're looking fabulous today" "Fuck off, you weird cunt"
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5 days ago
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There's a lad in the pub with so many facial piercings that I'm considering kidnapping him and weighing him in for scrap.
6 days ago
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"Hello, Mate, you're a big lad, have you seen Dave?"
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6 days ago
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Evri delivered my parcel on time and didn't even throw it over a fence, lads
6 days ago
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Shag his brother.
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6 days ago
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Pandora adverts, possibly the only thing more cloying and mawkish than
#YNWA
6 days ago
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Zack Polanski said he rode through a desert on a horse with no name, the horse was called Dave, he just never bothered to ask.
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6 days ago
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Apart from the alpaca, everyone the latest Range Rover advert is a cunt.
6 days ago
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People are talking about rugby again now that the proper sport has finished.
6 days ago
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See, I fucking told you. Demi jock monochrome BASTARDS!
6 days ago
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Zack Polanski bummed my dog to death, IN THE FACE!
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6 days ago
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Zack Polanski directed every film since 1973, but he doesn't like to talk about it.
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6 days ago
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Zack Polanski rode the winner in the 1986 Grand National and then made it mayor of Runcorn.
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6 days ago
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Zack Polanski invented leopards.
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6 days ago
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It appears Donald Trump wrote Moby Dick
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6 days ago
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Johnny Morris has blocked me from beyond the grave, the penguin fingering bastard.
6 days ago
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The Lemon Twigs are just Squire if they lived in Long Island. About 3 followers will get this.
6 days ago
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Newcastle will beat Chelsea, because all Geordies are cunts, even the ones I like.
6 days ago
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Just imagining the state of my TL if Everton beat The Skinny Latte 11
6 days ago
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Mornington Crescent!
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6 days ago
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Just remembering school and that little clique of girls that used to think they were better than everyone else, 'Oh you're so immature' they'd sneer. Who's laughing now, after Dave fucked off in his Cortina and all your children are all in prison, eh? I'm not bitter though.
6 days ago
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Tell you what wasn't on my 2026 bingo card, getting into Indonesian jazz infused R&B. Her voice gives me dramas in my pyjamas. Reckon this might be right up
@bsrg1.bsky.social
and
@harrymcnally.bsky.social
's jazz cat back straΓe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cre...
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Galdive - Teach Me How To Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GaldiveVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CreHq9qqzM
6 days ago
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Oooh, Changing Man, nope, 10538 Overture
#pubjukebox
7 days ago
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Clean your own mess up, you anally incontinent throbber.
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7 days ago
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We now go live to Derwent Pencil Museum ...
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7 days ago
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I have purchased running shoes and installed an app, I feel fitter already.
7 days ago
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