"IT'S A PUPPET!"

"Organised Anarchy"

Top Bollocks

Blocks me yesterday, unblocks again today for a look. Sad.

I'm shocked to my core!

Local just put 7.3% on a pint, some bollocks about National Insurance increases. Damn you, Labour!

The Men Who Stare at Bollocks

Kangaroos have three vaginas, pal

@pieorama.bsky.social Remember that tiny and timid cat you introduced us to 10 months ago and we agreed to take on? I think she's settling in now

That 'abosh' cunt can't dance, but he's obviously got experience of throwing a woman about, the fat fucking mess #strictly

In shock #Strictly news, someone's forehead moved. Plastic wankers

Fuck the rest of it, (although it was great) the fennel salt crackling was fucking superb

Cracking is looking like it might be OK

The Cameron Collection was outstanding

Good evening, and welcome to Mental Americans. Tonight, 3 Sides absolutely shits their pants with this hot take. NURSE!

Previous owner of my SAAB hacked the wiring loom to put in some aftermarket system, finally got around to seeing if I can fit the correct system and the cunt hasn't left me enough to resolder it. Bastard!

Portland, why are your protests looking more like parties?? Whoever is in the "frog suit" deserves the Nobel Peace Prize because instead of protests turning violent like in Chicago, this seemed to have turned out better. #PORTLANDFROG #FROGGIEPOWER #frogvsice

"Arresting your nan is impacting on our racist time, some officers are even too tired to stalk vulnerable young women. The situation is becoming untenable"

Salt and pepper Chinese chicken. Looks like dogshit.

TokTickerty influencer and vacuous bellend, David Nazi, does the cha cha cha #Strictly

Just been told off for scaring the cat.

Here we go.

She's put Strictly Cunts on the TV. To the kitchen, lads

Let's just fast forward to the 94th minute winning Liverpool penalty and we can all have some time back in our diary

"They call him 'Uzi'" "9mm?" "No, Uzi fucking looking at"

One eye on the dancefloor, the other on the buffet.

Gone full ponce today #wankycans #gtbi

Saw a lovely Fjall shirt earlier, £115 though, fuck that.

Le Proxénète Sous La Table - Henri Matisse #art

Sack the ninjas @harrymcnally.bsky.social

Never mind all that, here in the south the farmers market may have to be cancelled and I'm furious about it.

It's obviously very tiring having to get up at 4am to stand on my chest and demand food. #caturday

Storm it and cut their heads off.

Dirty old bollocks

3am, awake and want a Pot Noodle.

The trouble with all the 'technical fabric', 'waterproof to 30 metres', 'Swedish Ponce', 'Saturday football' coats, is your trousers get all the water. And no cunt looks good in waterproof hiking nonce trousers

Lovely evening, nice walk home now. Storm Amy, "FUCK YOU"

I've had a very nice evening and I'm not angry pissed. Don't like it.

Chris Difford was fucking amazing, if you get the chance go and see him. Proper funny cunt and hearing classic Squeeze tunes stripped down to how they were written is a joy

There are people I went to school with at this gig, they don't recognise me because of the beard. Hope it stays that way.

Tickets secured for this. @tomrobinson.com

Been a busy day on the being blocked front today, and I've not even started drinking yet.

Daily Mail will be desperate for a bikini picture for their sidebar of shame

A female Archbishop. Bring the fewm.

Hello, whatever your opinion is, it's wrong. Have a nice day.

Several things have gone well today. What's your game, life?