Will Brazil come back from this? PLACE BETS NOW!

BANZAI!

Thought this was a @coldwarsteve.bsky.social for a moment

What's it like inside your head?

Arc de Toilette

The thing about cats is everyone thinks their cat is the best and most pretty one, and they are correct.

My lawn is fucked, but NotBob remains fabulous

Hearing rumours that Sam Allardyce is currently rubbing linseed oil into a bat

Cricket though

That's Kwasi Kwarteng, a man with the fiscal sense of a crackhead that's just won 50 quid on a scratchcard.

Ben Stokes has retired to spend more time scrapping with egg chasers in nightclubs

I've decided to go to the pub

Summer ruined, I'm distraught

@bertwooster.bsky.social Just found the video that @pieorama.bsky.social sent us and sold us on the idea of taking on NotBob, she was already a bit of a chonk, so I'm not a feeder. That squeak melted our hearts though

Hearing rumours that Sam Allardyce has taken up the bagpipes and crossdressing

But what I love most about cats is their innate elegance and grace

Good morning, I'm too old for all day drinking and a late night

Pompous arseholes, they can get in the bin

What is wrong with football? This, awful cunts more concerned with being on TV than the football

You what, Harry?

Wonderwall, fuck off. Go down town and throw furniture about, kids today.

I'd pay good money to watch a cage fight where Roy Keane disembowels Lee Dixon

I'm up now, better make the most of it.

We can now move to the knockout stage and get absolutely bummed by decent teams that don't sit back

Shit

How do you get chainmail through passport control though?

The stadium announcer needs dragging to the car park to take a beating.

2 - 0 and I'm still not all that arsed.

Idea, every time they show Beckham on the big screen they play Plastic Man by The Kinks

"I've got a longer leg than you have" Lee Dixon, Idiot, World Cup 2026

We're not gonna win the Werld Cup

Mrs Yak has gone to bed, it's just me and the dickhead staying up to watch this shit. Although she's not thrilled about listening to Lee Dixon mumbling bollocks for another 45 minutes

Lee Dixon masturbates to the Screwfix catalogue

And we're off #wankycans

I love that our coach looks like he'd sell you a robbed joint of lamb in a Spoons so he can get a fix

Just get on with it, it's nearly Sunday, ffs

Is she sponsored by Adidas perhaps?

ITV is shit

Ant and Dec? Going to bed

Did you, aye

My knees

I know which one I'd rather have gone on the lash and taken shrooms with.

We have a visitor, NotBob is not best pleased, but look how magnificent it is.

I need a pedicure, but I'm worried it would make a bit too metrosexual.

Listening to The Style Council, in the shade of a tree what I grew, with a beer, in the summertime. It's not for everyone, but I like it.

Daily NotBob Pic #caturday

There's people outside going for a run. Take a day off, you'll lose a lot more fitness in hospital with heatstroke, you weird fucking bastards.

I'm going to need a nap before kick off.