Yakhunt
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Everything is shit, except my cat.
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Nazis have a history of being good at rockets, tbf
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over 1 year ago
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Three Billboards Sausage Ebbing, Missouri
about 6 hours ago
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Sausage Jones and the Temple of Doom. Am I doing this right?
about 6 hours ago
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A proper sports car, next to some ugly white American thing and some sort of BMW.
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about 7 hours ago
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@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social
will be all over these
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about 7 hours ago
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Give up now, it saves time
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about 7 hours ago
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about 9 hours ago
This photo just came up in my memories. I made an auxiliary lap from an old pair of jeans for when my real lap was unavailable, and it actually worked π
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Someone once smashed the quarter light on my car, perhaps I should have shot them 10 times.
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about 8 hours ago
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Melania is a remake of Pretty Woman, but with Nazis.
about 9 hours ago
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An Apprentice contestant is a twat? Huge if true
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1 day ago
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Elvis Costello scribbles out the first line of his soon to be hit song
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1 day ago
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Yourself but as a cartoon.
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1 day ago
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Back of
@penk.bsky.social
's van
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1 day ago
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Cat still hates me, but she's taken to hiding in the cat carrier I have left out and baited with Dreamies, big mistake. You shall go to the vet, Cinders
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Rich
2 days ago
Despite all your hilarious jokes, Signal is not compromised and repeatedly saying it is will not help anyone, you idiots.
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I've said it before, but MAGA men are absolutely mad for cock.
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2 days ago
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"Hi, my name is Matta, and I'm a total fucking helmet"
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2 days ago
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Used to be a slot for 50p pieces from Granada. Guess that's progress
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Absolutely nothing wrong with this. Proper council food.
@barcajim3.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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All the more for the rest of us.
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2 days ago
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Seal is no longer returning his calls
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2 days ago
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Unfortunately I will be unable to attend the upcoming Harry Styles tour, as I think he's fucking shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
3 days ago
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So, the lung collapses are most likely caused by pneumatocele* on my lung rupturing. Being referred to the thoracic unit in Bristol to have the pneumatocele removed and carry out pleurodesis** *air filled βblisters' **stick my lungs to my chest wall Should be fun.
3 days ago
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Putting a mask on in case I catch fascism in the waiting room.
3 days ago
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All this fuss about measles, I had all the childhood illness back in the day, and look at me now, sat in a hospital waiting for yet another X-Ray for my stupid fucked lungs
3 days ago
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Hospital car park waiting from my appointment time. Empty car park, so obviously some dopey old cunt parks right next to me and them hits my car with his fucking door. Cunt
3 days ago
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Coming soon to CNN. 'A Nazi Abroad' - Gregory Bovino Moves to Argentina
3 days ago
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Grown man unable to come to terms with the fact that Jennifer Aniston will never sleep with him
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3 days ago
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Conservative HQ
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3 days ago
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Cats are fucking stupid, mine would rather lick all the fur off the base of her tail than allow me to treat her for the fleas causing it. Little shite
3 days ago
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A simple script can respond with, "We can't be bothered, here's a crime number for the insurance, now piss off. Unless you're female and vulnerable, in which case Office Seedy Pig will be right over"
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3 days ago
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@williamshuttoh.bsky.social
was there
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3 days ago
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He looks like something that was green and spoke in a series of wet clicking noises in the bar on Deep Space 9
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3 days ago
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Cruella stoically fights to hold on to her breakfast as the combination of Tabac aftershave, Marlboro, Doom Bar and lax dental hygiene washes over her
3 days ago
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Unless you make your excuses before the main course and the house mysteriously burns down while you are having a pint in the local
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3 days ago
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Having a pint, pub is empty, bliss
3 days ago
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White bread, bacon, sausage, egg, haggis, black pudding, more bacon. Not toasted
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3 days ago
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It's a tough old life being a cat.
4 days ago
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Unit
#DogsInPubs
4 days ago
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Kash Patel there; keeping one eye on the dancefloor, the other on the buffet.
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4 days ago
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Installing the Jellyfin app on an LG TV with WebOS is hell. Pick through the agreements to try and prevent them harvesting all your data, then create an account, then log in and install it, then setup firewall rules so that it can see the LAN but not connect to the internet. Cunts
4 days ago
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Just shut down a pub conversation about immigration with things called 'facts'
5 days ago
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Guinness for dinner and haggis for tea, multicultural AF, me
5 days ago
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My car needs washing, but I can't be fucking arsed
5 days ago
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Head cold has migrated to my chest and coughing carries risk for me these days ...
5 days ago
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Charlie Bigham bums dogs
5 days ago
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Tell me I'm not the only one confusing DHS with those sofa cunts, DFS
5 days ago
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Clayhill's Northern Soul set to a video of a truck driving in the north of England is beyond relaxing. Try it
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Northern Soul
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5 days ago
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Everything is shit, I'm going to listen to Clayhill to make things nicer
5 days ago
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