Mon Ecuador!

Female ref in the Germany game must be dynamite for the X based right wing fewm

You know what would finish this hottest day of the year so far perfectly? Flying ants

Open the loft hatch and let the heat in the house rise into the space they said. Just walked under mine and could feel the heat radiating down at me. Stupid fucking physics

Tom Hanks, a pacific island, 2000

Cor Blimey, Guv, that's a right rum do an all. Oi, ave a banana, me old cockernee sparra. Wallop.

Finally gave in and abandoned the MX5 for the SAAB. Climate control at 18°C. About 5 mpg though

My home office*. Nope. Pint? *wanking den

Just taken Mrs Yak to work, roof down on the car, I was actually quite chilly at times, it was glorious.

Letting that sweet air from the fan waft over her clacker, like some cheap French whore.

Wood pigeons have returned to their nest in our tree, NotBob will probably kill their young, the little bastard

Mrs Goodhew, Moscow 1980

Oh bugger!

In this heat, be more cat, cats have it sorted.

"I lived through the summer heatwave of '76 and it never did me any harm." Because I was a child and my parents looked after me.

Even my local, a 16th Century former coach house with 2 foot thick walls, is a sweatbox today.

Betty Swollocks

Never mind the animals and the elderly in this heat, it's my server that's suffering

Delivery from DPD today, poor sod's van isn't air conditioned.

Good Morning and welcome to The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

High drama as NotBob obviously decided to take advantage of an open upstairs window in the night and go exploring, we were woken by the pitiful cries of a very scared cat outside the front door.

Can't believe I stayed up past my bedtime and drank beers to watch that shit. At least there were beers

Micah there in his cropped beige double-breasted judo jacket / dressing gown

Shite #review

"We've got to try and find a way to win this game" Alan Shearer. That's why he's on millions, while you're heading to work in Tesco tomorrow.

The Match Momentum stats look good though, that's something at least.

Hypertension Break

Pickford doing a Pickford again, the daft cunt.

"Too much of a testicle"?

Hydration break

They've won the National Anthem

Yes, it's almost 9PM, and it's hot, and it's sticky, and uncomfortable trying to sleep, and your nan is in hospital with heatstroke after winning at the bingo ... BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT FUCKING RAINING!

Antoine Semenyo, lovely story of immigrants and success, the lad's as English as I am. Hope he has an absolute mare tonight.

World Cup idea, crowd votes to either slaughter one player every hydration break, or introduce an angry bear to the pitch.

Fuck off.

Well, the heat is finally going out of the day, chuffed that the humidity isn't though.

Ronaldo though, the rapey fucking ponce.

Backgarden Mrs Yak: 'Look, a lovely butterfly' NotBob: 'Tasted like shite'

Just imagining that 'memorabilia collector' this evening, when his Mrs got home from work. "OUR HOUSE IS ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET, WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A NORMAL WANKING DEN LIKE ALL THE OTHER BLOKES? YOU'RE SLEEPING IN THE CAR, YOU NAZI PIECE OF SHIT"

Really, wow.

Far Rightmove have taken the listing down now, but in case you missed it.

#Hotdogsorlegs season again, lads

Another round of redundancies at work, synergy, efficiency, blah, blah, blah. Not me this time, but I'm sure it won't be long.

Mrs Yak just in from work, "Bus was empty, as the schools are closed and all the old bastards are scared they'll die"

BBC are gaslighting us, lads

I demand that I win the National Lottery, but life's cruel and disappointing.

According to someone insane on Mrs Yak's FB, the recent storm was 'weather manipulation'

Everyone in the pub really giddy about the heat and then the sudden thunderstorm, there's nothing the British love more than talking about the weather. We're a simple race.