It's a mess and that tonight just reminded me of home games in 2008/9 when we earnestly huffed and puffed and got beaten without much effort #ncfc

Manning will probably benefit from the resigned apathy, doesn't sound like it's ready to get toxic #ncfc

October.

Sir, that is Carlos Valderrama.

Hooray for America losing things.

Maybe get one more away draw out of Manning before sacking him in the dressing room, quicker than you can say Gtech Community Stadium #ncfc

Love how Stoke have a player called MAN HOOF.

I already carry an ID card, thank you.

Using a data-driven model to sign players with joints made entirely from breadsticks.

Just had a big bowl of apple crumble and custard.

Watching that plant in Alien Earth later.

My takeaway is that of course Americans can't just call it paracetamol like normal fucking people.

#CallMyBluff

Thought a commotion outside was the rapture, but remembered it's bin day.

Crapture more like.

Hollywood FC roll into town and Norwich hand them the perfect script. @paulbb66.bsky.social reviews the latest Carrow Road capitulation. Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

They sacked JHT once the play-offs were out of reach, I'd say we've already reached that point again #ncfc

We are shite #ncfc

Keep an eye on the lower Barclay before kick-off today 👀 #ncfc

Good. Athletico such a virus of a team.

Freelance illustration gigs drying up. Ad agencies using Midjourney instead of hiring human artists. Costume design turned over to AI wholesale. Good work vanishing. These are the stories of working visual artists, who describe losing jobs, wages, and hope as their clients and bosses embrace AI.

That Kash Patel dork never has his tie done up properly.

Trump probably on the Stansted Express to Liverpool Street by now.

Drew Peacock.

My daughter settling into bed, just said: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday".

It will never not be amazing to me that journalists and other people in positions of public influence willingly stay on a site that is being openly manipulated on every level by one of the worst human beings on Earth.

The ACN Match Review - Coventry (a) For 96 minutes it was funny and then it wasn't. @paulbb66.bsky.social reviews a performance that has us all scratching our heads. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Norwich, poor poor tactics,you got what you deserved in the end, dirty dirty time wasters of a team. Shame on football #ccfc #ncfc #pusb

Lol, just seen about Starmer being fucked. Good week all round 🍻

Somebody invent a retractable flag snipper. You'd make a fortune at the moment.

G'night everybody!

American marksmanship redeemed.

Shooting far-right douchebags, more of this please! 👏 👏 👏

'Earthworm Jim' premiered on this day 30 years ago! (September 9, 1995) Created by Doug TenNapel. Voice cast: Dan Castellaneta, Jeff Bennett, Charlie Adler, Jim Cummings, Edward Hibbert, John Kassir, Andrea Martin, Kath Soucie, and more. #OTD #OnThisDay #90sCartoon #EarthwormJim

3 seconds into Sam Matterface's excruciating, laboured intro

New for 2025/26... Chicken

Nuno to Ange is such a downgrade.

Didn't do Run Norwich but did carry three bags plus a full rucksack back from Aldi - where's my medal??

The canonisation of David Hasselhoff.

The death has been announced of former #ncfc matchday programme cover star, the Dutchess of Kent. In the 1980s, she was a leading member of the Norwich Hit Squad firm and was banned from 32 league grounds in England and Scotland.

I was the admin on some social accounts that Gl*nner set his mob onto a few years ago and it was all pretty horrible. I won't forget though how one shitty experience that day for me, is every single fucking day for trans people. He deserves every terrible thing that happens to him.

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam