The Logitech F710 controller was the problem. Billionaires, keep trying!

Y'know, that whole pizzas/umbrellas thing.

Drone strike on all Shrove Tuesday "football" matches.

Any Norwich-based 𝘜𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴, get yourself down to Anglia Square. Eaty digger go nom-nom.

GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD

New bio

I love the smell of napalm in mourning 😔

Our best manager this century versus Daniel Farke #ncfc

The air fryer was invented by Max Crisp.

Curling beef 🇨🇦🥌👈

And onwards we go. @paulbb66.bsky.social watched another win under Philippe Clement, while trying not to become complacent. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Snow for fuck sake.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Who the hell is Tommy T on Canary Call? #ncfc

Happy Valentine's to you in particular.

they should run the two man luge in the nude just like they did in ancient greece

Really enjoyed Small Prophets. Mackenzie Crook knows his onions.

Remember the times before the rain?

HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.” hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...

God Leicester going down would be hilarious.

Dominant, no messing about. Just amazing what Clement's been able to do #ncfc

Wonder what percentage of Touré's touches for #ncfc have been to put the ball in the net.

It's a reflex to say "too soon!" after goals that early #ncfc

Done some art

I shall be excluding drafts.

Four years is too long to retain the rules of curling in one's head.

Nicely nestled between the creative and Scottish football communities.

Wow, Starmer had a director of communications?

Revenge for Superbowl 49! 🖕

SEAAAAAAAA 💙💚🏆

What's happening #Superbowl

A win! A clean sheet! @paulbb66.bsky.social reviews a sleepy 12.30 kick off that took 70 minutes to get going but sent us home happy. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Stayin' up 🎉

Oscar won this 👏 #ncfc

C'mon Oscar, sort this out #ncfc

God this is shite #ncfc

The forbidden Hula Hoops

100m gonna be carnage on this

Tom Daley knitted all those scarves #WinterOlympics

Germany look the cosiest team so far.

Canada: ear flaps, Czechia: Jesters from the year 3000.

Enjoying the split team entrances with Cortina. Like if some of the athletes had entered London 2012 via Borehamwood high street #WinterOlympics

I like Belgium's tracksuits #WinterOlympics

Starting a new job next month. "Barely holding it together" whilst I work my notice doesn't even begin to cover it.

At John Virgo's funeral, the casket gently rolls up to, but stops just short of the wrong grave. "Where's the coffin going?!" the congregation cheer in unison.

Haven't thought about Bots Master in 30+ years, but the theme tune was ridiculously good youtu.be/LLKYOSiW7U4?...

Bands are just not like this anymore

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...