Do do-do do TUSK!

I done words and pictures. ⬇️

UEFA Meaningless Goalfests League

New ringmaster, same old circus. @paulbb66.bsky.social attempts to describe the horror of what he witnessed. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Don't make me choose.

My favourite film? I'd have to say The Best of The Films.

🙄 #ncfc

Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.

Trying to come up with chimney based stadium puns and the best I can do Maraca-dibnah

I knew the angles of that haircut reminded me of someone.

Andy Robertson (BBC): "I've been in bits. I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today. We spoke so much together about the World Cup. We always discussed what it would be like going to this World Cup. I know he'll be somewhere smiling over me tonight." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Kenny from the halfway line? What a world.

Hope the official announcement is: "Stop... Clement-time" #ncfc

Cheeky ED-209 sketch before bed.

Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy

It's gonna be Henk Stroopwafel out of left field, isn't it? #ncfc

Unknown Candidate's green n yellow army! #ncfc

More from the archives! youtu.be/KsQyNUtfmI4?... #ncfc

Forgotten I'd made this a couple of years ago: youtu.be/JMj45WjnCW4?... #ncfc

John the Feta Man

This is my White House East Wing. 🫡

I'd like to apply for the position of Wet Floor please.

I mean, fuck Trump and the BBC.

#FarkeOut (and come home)

Manifesting again. #ncfc

Another sorry end to another sorry tale. @paulbb66.bsky.social reviews a game that had everything but left us with nothing. #NCFC Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

Vandalising curry house plates is a crime.

Leaving at half-time, yeah? #ncfc

"What were the 2020s like Grandpa?" "Everything was Biscoff"

Signed myself off work for the week 👍

Will Will Still still be in a job tomorrow? No.

I tried for Attanasio and got Lou Reed instead, what can you do.

Love to support football's biggest gaslighting project #ncfc

Maybe they should just sit in silence for 15 minutes at halftime? Just trying to get to the root of this mysterious problem #ncfc

0-0 at HT, second half collapse, Manning actively make things worse, Hull score around 70 minutes, game over #ncfc

Tennis ball protest yielded 5 tennis balls 👋 #ncfc

Ok, I'm annoyed already 👋 #ncfc

Radio Norfolk this evening. #ncfc

Thas gettin late earlier, hentut?

Mr Attanasio, tear down these frauds. #ncfc

It's negligence at this point. How has this been allowed to drag on for three more games after the derby? It was obvious then. If Attanasio isn't flying in to oversee changes, he can fuck off #ncfc

Alan Partridge done a drop off at the local book share.

Lol, top posting

Big coat... assemble!

The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible

Jacob Lungi Sørensen stuck it up the Huns #ncfc

Go Ahead Eagles remains the best team name.

Reskeet with a Tweet you still think about

All these moments will be lost, like tears, at Pride Park. #ncfc