Here’s a Mani story that he told when I interviewed him. He’d got up on a morning and there was no milk or bread in the house, so he went to the machine to see if he had any money. He thought he had about eight quid. Two million sat in his current account - his share of Heaton Park, the first time.

Friday!

Beautiful eyes

I'm sure the Londinistan guys will be delighted to read this... really good news... they'll be talking about something else altogether now... sure of it... because they were genuinely concerned weren't they

very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it

A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.

Stay alert out there.

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Wow, he looks just like him!

My latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books pages.

I’ve not had any input into this one, but not to be missed!

Myrtle Pizzey, a contemporary artist and printmaker from Somerset, UK #WomensArt

Awful.

Got this book out of the library yesterday. The coincidence is that its author died yesterday.

Serious question- does anyone want two 20 year old red foot tortoises? I’m moving house and won’t have a garden for them. Happy to deliver them within a reasonable distance DM with any questions. (They actually belonged to my son but he’s cleared off to live in Australia and left them behind…).

From Kyle Cameron on lnstagram, who’s doing Movember again (l’ve donated so this doesn’t feel like stealing.) Who would you put in our current squad out of this lot, Notts fans? For me it’s Aaron Nemane,Mr Wootton & Jim on the coaching staff somewhere.

Pen and ink . Shags on Farne #art #birds #birdart

For when you’ve got work at 9 but have to instigate a Puritan uprising at 5

Last time l reposted a Stephen Collins cartoon, someone said he was rubbish. They are wrong.

Make him be my friend…. Not a chance, Skipper.

Oil paintings from Serbian artist Dragan Bibin's Deimos series. I'm a fan. The vibe, I like it...

Adorable cat netsuke with eyes closed and an expression of contentment! Purrfect! 😻 Circa 1820-1840, Edo period, Japan, 📷 © The Trustees of the British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o...

Cute as a button.

If you thought drop bears weren’t terrifying enough. DROP CROCS.

Hooray! Happy birthday to Notts County, not only the oldest, but the best professional football club in the world!

£41 million! That’s how much more the Post Office has just agreed to pay Fujitsu to keep using the faulty Horizon IT system. It's a slap in the face to all those wrongfully convicted Post Office staff. Join me and 280,000 others demanding Fujitsu is finally held to account. Sign the petition!

Happy half birthday Skipper!

Isn’t this a fabulous photo? If we keep Alassana all season, we’re getting promoted.

#GVerse 😱👀

I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao

Happy Sunday! 🦛 💙 Adorable ancient Egyptian blue faience hippos made by artisans some 4,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology

Bearing up.

Today's a perfect day to post some beautiful blue glass! A gorgeous #Roman flask in the form of a shell, mold-blown from dark blue glass. It was used to hold perfume. Dating 1st century AD. On display at British Museum. 📷 me 🏺 #archaeology

This is a Chinese Mountain Cat.

Interesting

FUCK YES BOYS That someone's designed it is brilliant, but that someone's printed it, and whacked it on the bog door in the away end at Hillsborough is the tits. #ncfc (cc @tomusher.bsky.social )

Not a happy bunny tonight.

Daftie.

King Nigel.

I want these musicians to be performing forever on MY ceiling! And their parrot. And dog! Great painting by Gerrit van Honthorst, born OTD 1592.

Wishing him a swift recovery ♥️ Train hero who saved passengers during attack named www.bbc.com/news/article...

All the best to Alan.

Steve Cotterill is a great manager.

Something lovely for the weekend! Magical amber animals from the Mesolithic. Carved between 10,000-7,000 years ago. Amber can generate static electricity⚡️ For their ancient owners, these small animals could give off sparks in the dark and make hair stand on end, as if by magic✨ 📷 me #Archaeology

One for you @bsrg1.bsky.social

The accuracy 😆

Pretties

Posed by model.