@comedysauropod.bsky.social I’m unimpressed too.

Should calm the nerves

A rare 6-foot bright orange nurse shark with white eyes was discovered and released off the coast of Costa Rica in August 2025, first documented sighting. The unique color is caused by a combination of two rare genetic conditions: xanthism (excessive yellow pigmentation) and partial albinism.

This Hellenistic mosaic glass bowl looks so modern, yet it was made over 2,000 years ago! Ancient glassmakers created the tiny flower pattern using a technique now known as ‘millefiori’ (thousand flowers). A timeless design still made by glassmakers today! British Museum 📷 by me #Archaeology

Profiting on your ill health Deform are not your friend

Yep

Happy first birthday to this #cartoon which was published in The Phoenix Magazine #carehome #old

The most famous warm-up in football history. On this day in 1989, Napoli faced Bayern Munich at Olimpiastadion in Munich and Diego (inadvertently) created a piece of art for the ages 🥹

Local Boys in Bradford, 1972, photo by Don McCullin.

Shoebills are unfortunately not doing too well in the wild. It has been estimated that there are only between 3,300 - 5,300 adult shoebills left in the world according to IUCN. This is due to wars, habitat loss, poaching and capture for the illegal pet trade. TT: birdkeeperkirsty_

Quote Of The Day

This is the best magic trick ever. Say or think your full name while looking at the board and within 20 seconds your full name will magically appear on the board. #allontheboard

Good morning Bluesky.

I’ve just had to say to my old man that l didn’t know that Kai Havertz was dead, but it turns out his goal was late, not him. Does Darren Fletcher speak English, the stupid Forest twat? We are now watching with the sound off.

For the record - I've given up on Twitter and Substack (both promote Nazis) and I rarely post on Facebook, so if you enjoy reading this or get anything out of it, please share it and help me reach a wider audience. =)

Thunder & lightning here. One was outside & is now wet through & the other hid under the settee.

"Ladies, welcome to Babushka Club. The first rule of Babushka Club is: You do not talk about Babushka Club. The second rule of Babushka Club is: You DO NOT talk about Babushka Club."

I’ve just sent a cross email with this photo accidentally attached. Skipper doesn’t even look that cross!

Wednesday

Hurrah! Go the humpback whale, now humping in their hundreds of thousands.

Do it folks !

From Facebook memories this morning

Advice needed I have ordered a red skirt in XXS. I am not XXS & managed to head them off at the pass & cancel the order. Now: shall I take this as a sign or shall I reorder in the correct size?

A 2,000 year-old Roman-era cobalt blue glass flask signed by master glassmaker ‘Ennion’. A Greek inscription reads ‘Ennion made me/it’. He is the first known glassmaker to sign his work. 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #Archaeology

Tree Shadows on the Park Wall, Roundhay, Leeds, 1872, painting by John Atkinson Grimshaw, 1836-93 (Leeds Art Gallery).

Viz 14.4.21 'Lyrical Larks With William Wordsworth' - Britain's Poet Laureate is fed up with being seen as a 'one hit wonder':

happy Monday, just wanted to let you all know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored seven goals in a match for the Costa Rican national team

He bears a resemblance to Donald Trump.

I'm sorry I said you weren't very scary.

A thing of beauty. #beauty sustains us.

Not all the animals like seeing you dance. Original post

Fuck that.

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year. So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b.1975) "Satan Taking a Break from Hate Crimes," 2022 Oil on dibond #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover

Mid-13th century door from the undercroft at Wells Cathedral in Somerset. 📸 My own. #AdoorableThursday #WellsCathedral

How much would it cost to bring water into public ownership? The government wants you to believe it's too expensive to do. But that's what happens when you swallow the water industry's 💩. If you want parliament to debate water properly, sign this petition. vist.ly/4xtt8

I would wear these beautiful beads. Aren’t they lovely?

It’s a big bad world out there & Skipper is ready for it.

So true from Josh.

Fantastic.

Spring is in the air

Stolen from Instagram. I’m dying.

Out for 3 matches.

Impressive!

At Easter one’s thoughts turn to the art of Michael Sowa. He has a thing about rabbits.

Who says young folk today don’t have manners? He always lets the boss feed first.

Beautiful Skipper. Just about recovered from yesterday.