I hope Guardiola goes to Barca so we can have some Jose vs Pep fun.

All I do is CLANG.

Taking Djed Spence - drummed out of Middlesbrough for being a cunt - but not Trent. I see.

Oh, the end of Colbert. Lovely touch, near the end, although the VERY end is reminiscent of a certain British TV ending. youtu.be/zG0HFw0edXY?...

Hull and Middlesbrough this weekend. Field day for the smackheads. youtu.be/sA9vOYAB2xU?...

“Oh no no no, what am I saying? My wife’s gonna kill me!”.

You and me both, Maddo. #utb #boro

🎵Trapped in my flat Only my memories for company Trapped in my flat Angela Rayner is to blame, for me🎵

Oh, Harwood-Bellis is heartbroken, is he? Aw, poor wee lamb.

Gets better, this. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Ah, I see I got pissed and went on eBay again.

Most of pet ownership is saying “I know” and cleaning up sick.

@oncewassven.bsky.social Are you going?

Found a picture of me and my dad.

I mean, it’s a rip off of ‘Hush’, but it’s a splendid record.

If you don’t own this, you don’t have a record collection.

It’s such an important record, it ushers in everything else.

GoodNIGHT

I might wear my Ali shirt to the game. I scored my pelanty on Soccer AM in it, AND we won at Fulham 2-0 that day.

28 degrees in London on Saturday. Better take me sun cream. Southampton fans won’t need it, their faces should already be red! #bantz #Boro #UTB

And one more thing which I have said and said and said. Don’t fuck about with Steve Gibson. We’ve been on the fat end of stuff like this before and he’s said “ok, if they’re the rules, they’re the rules, but we will make sure that everyone else abides by them”. First Derby County, now Southampton.

Cheggered this off the internet, but makes you think.

I wonder how Harwood-Bellis is tonight? Not taking the piss out of someone’s stammer or doing his stupid binoculars now, I’ll bet. Crying on his father-in-law’s shoulder? Or more likely consulting his agent about getting out of Dodge. I’m especially pleased for him. #Boro #UTB #UTFB

HEAD OF TEETH

Now bet the house on McNair or Crooks getting the Hull winner. #Boro #UTB #UTFB

God, we’ve never had anything like this go our way. It’s totally bizarre.

Imagine releasing that statement today. Totally embarrassing. “Oh, wah wah, we cheated, we got caught, but we want money and our stupid fans deserve it”. Here, fuck off, Southampton. Now fire your cheating cunt of a manager. And give your heads a shake. #Boro #UTB #UTFB

Full ruling. #BORO #UTB #UTFB

APPEAL DISMISSED

I did get my chainsaw out though.

I’m so bored of the Sky Sports News loop now.

I once threatened this and then I got fired. It’s all @mint-royale.com ‘s fault.

DENIS.

Underrated from my queen.

GET IN DOYLEO WE’RE GOING TO WEMBLEY. #BORO #UTB #UTFB

TV extra attacks nice man.

There is a bit in ‘Fever Pitch’ where Hornby recounts a task that he did for a pal, and weeks later, she sends him a card with the line “sorry about the Arse”. He describes it as “someone’s train of thought, you’re in the carriage”. Tonight, I feel that. My phone hasn’t stopped. That’s nice, really.

That song should have said “Don’t be evil, and also, don’t be stupid”. However they also own YouTube, so they’re going nowhere fast.

hey today is Andre the Giant’s birthday

You know what as well? Hull City, fair play to them and their fans. They’ve been put through it because of Southampton. They haven’t whinged, they’ve wanted clarification. I hope we go to Wembley and smash them, but I think it will be alright, we’ll be pals. That means you @colingreaves.bsky.social

Bet is on.

That bottle wanker also deserves everything he gets. #Arsenal

Just been to the Southampton Club Shop

Oh, I’ve just remembered Rob Edwards as well. #Boro #UTB

I’m cheering like this at the potential for a season of utter misery, week on week.

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH A. IS IT…ANOTHER SEASON IN THE CHAMPO FOR SOUTHAMPTON? #UTB

Came for a drive.

OPTION A

UP THE FUCKING BORO, FUCK OFF YOU CHEATING SOUTHAMPTON BASTARDS!