I’ve always had a hatred of Bank Holidays. As a kid, boring, forced days out, telly was terrible anyway. (Fuck Disney Time, fuck The World’s Strongest Man) And then when I was DJing, I got lots of money, but I had to deal with arseholes. And now I’m back to being bored with all the telly ever made.

I prefer this remix.

Hey 👋🏻 it me

Happy 80th birthday to the wonderful Jane Asher!

Your own Personal Flintoffs Someone to hit a big four Rack up a score

I’m worried about the stray cat in all this. Went out to look for him to no avail.

RIP Tony Hart

Happy Saturday, heretics

I RT'd this before, but it may have been when most of you were asleep! Can you imagine the in-office politics that goes into this?!

I fell asleep on the couch.

Remembering when I DJed for Black Lace.

Just for those that wanted it. #TOTP

McCartney didn’t re-record his vocals, his vocals are an outtake from the Get Back sessions. #TOTP

No Bee Gees. 2/3 on the #TOTP catchphrases, I’m afraid.

Spoiler - she killed a man. #TOTP

These guitars aren’t very low slung. Be cool, lads. #TOTP

Ruby Turner. Where’s Jools? #TOTP

Redcar’s own Dave Coverdale. #TOTP

This Rainmakers one is a cynical grab for the MTV dollar. #TOTP

FYC are essentially a covers band. #TOTP

The drummer looks like Rick Hastley. #TOTP

Trout was a looker. #TOTP

I WAS A MALE STRIPPER IN A GO GO BAR. #TOTP

Simply Red are tits, but ‘The Right Thing’ is a fucking tune. #TOTP

He’s so London in 1987. This is a poor track though. #TOTP

I’d say McGowan looks like Plug, but Plug has more teeth. #TOTP

Gary Davies, currently pulling Radio 2 out of the shit. #TOTP

Just texted Coleen. #TOTP

This lad is wearing my school uniform. #TOTP

The most successful solo male British artist of the eighties. We deserved Thatcher. #TOTP

Is MUCKY SUE there again? #TOTP

All we need is the Bee Gees for the full house. #TOTP

MISS JAY ASTON, EVERYONE. #TOTP

Don’t smoke too close to Lena, she’ll go up like a Roman candle. #TOTP

Didn’t Sid Owen cover this? #TOTP

I hope mothers up and down the land punched their offspring square in the kisser for presenting them with this on Mother’s Day. #TOTP

Oh yeah, we’ll cash in on the Grandma we love thing, will we? #TOTP

You could have shown the video for this, it’s great, it’s the start of Jackson thinking he’s Jesus. #TOTP

WHAT’S she gonna look like with a chimbley on her? #TOTP

MUCKY SUE. #TOTP

We went to see Stevie in Manchester in 2007 or something. He implored us all to cast our votes for Barack Obama. #TOTP

Lazy follow up, Liquid Gold. #TOTP

This isn’t Mezzoforte. #TOTP

Bates was 34 here. #TOTP

CHEMS. #TOTP

Suggs surprising tall. #TOTP

Banger from 5ive. Here lasses, don’t pretend you wouldn’t let Jay have his wicked way. #TOTP

I’m not back yet. #TOTP