Well I enjoyed those 90 seconds #Boro #UTB

CELEBRITY TRAITORS SERIES TWO CAST ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨

Good luck to us all today but there's no false positions after 46 games. In August we'd have snapped hands off for a playoff place and it's still been a good season. #Boro #UTB

Love these guys.

☔️ It started with a downpour against Derby & a goal conceded after 90 seconds 🤣 ‘In that moment I was thinking if I should call my wife about not moving over’ 🆙 Six months later, he feels immense pride and has ‘100%’ promotion belief 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 To Wrexham…! www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/260710...

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

What an absolutely rip off Train Season Tickets are. I'm starting a new job Tuesday so will need to train in daily but I thought the point of these was to save you money? Wrong. it's cheaper to buy day returns because they're changing you for 7 days instead. Renationalise all these crooks.

From the off, computer games (as they were then known) set out to let kids experience the 18-rated films they couldn't get in to see. Unless you knew someone who could get a blag VHS copy of Evil Dead, of course. I'm forever obsessed with the pistol-packing dude on the Texas Chainsaw cover!

"And this, kids, is why Donald Trump Jr. became President of a nation of bovine reality TV addicts." www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...

Gonna be a seven goal Thriller

Come for Clausewitz, get a little Jomini. My latest on Iran in the @thebulwark.com

Last day at work tomorrow but the kids at work drew me something lovely today (because I always drink tea & frequently impersonate him)

A friend of mine runs the Nick Drake estate and he regularly gets invitations for Nick to play festivals, appear on podcasts and also offers to help "boost his profile" on "the socials". His replies are masterful.

History doesn't repeat but it rhymes. Probably time to read/watch The Big Short again... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Not only should we do this but reclassify them all as publishers. We've had 20 years of this BS now and it's wrecked society as much as any drug.

Win Saturday and.we either get promoted or play Hull or Derby over two legs. Where do I sign? #Boro #UTB

Shame he didn't use the other quote of Wilde's "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."

The actual fucking fuck @nytimes.com?

I repeat myself but GEORGE FUCKING OSBORNE?!?

GEORGE FUCKING OSBORNE?!?

McSweeney: "We procured two strong candidate for [the PM]: One was Mandelson and the other was George Osborne." Christ above. What did the weak candidates look like.

Best of luck to Stockton Town ahead of a huge night 🤞 www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/260576...

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Charles's address to the Congress is diplomatically extremely important, probably the most consequential he'll give. As in his recent remarks in Canada, he has his country's great talent: being oblique while leaving no doubt of the sentiment.

🚨 The new You Are My Boro videocast is up.. 🔴 Watford reflections - and #Boro’s big winners 🔴 Promotion permutations dissected 🔴 How do #Boro tackle Wrexham game? 🔴 Play-off preferences 🗣️ @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social and @domshawecho.bsky.social Watch & subscribe…⬇️

Today's #AI bullshit - From my colleague - asked when is Christmas? It gave her an estimate.

These local news website numbers are crazy in so many ways 1) brutal collapsing page views due to AI summaries etc 2) how we ever ended up with local papers for cities of 400,000 people getting 4m readers a month and not going “that doesn’t seem right” www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2026/news/pa...

🔎 Final week Championship promotion permutations 🚜 All eyes on Ipswich vs Southampton - what each outcome means... ❗️Potential final day requirements ⬇️ Significance of what's happening below ❓If it is to be the play-offs for #Boro, who do they want? www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/260554...

Incredibly appropriate today - the 40th anniversary. Also one of the best dramas I've ever seen. Unbearable tension at times.

I'm trying something new over on my youtube page -- explaining the economics behind issues I suspect will become important in the coming days/weeks/months/years. This time: Ever heard of private credit? Wonder what everyone's talking about? Lemme youtube-splain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa2E...

Morgan Whittaker knows how to strike a ball. I was at the far end and didn’t realise how far out this was. Yet again he struck it beautifully. #UTB

If a powerful and evil person reviled my colleagues, and dehumanized them, and said they should be executed for treason, and I went and broke bread with that person at an event to promote and celebrate and normalize him, I would be a shitty person, and I hope people would be shitty to me.

CREEPS! (1979) The game that strikes terror in the heart! Action GT's memory-based vampire-slaying board game saw players move their daggers round the board, hopefully memorising the 'deadly' spaces. First to race to the centre of the board kills the vampire and wins!

I’d almost forgotten that football can, occassionally, make you feel as good as this… memorably for me, once, on the terraces away at Wolves for the #boro promotion to the (then) 1st Division under Lennie Lawrence… Some other days too #utb .. Cardiff cup final, Steaua etc…

Positives: Big home win (someone was due a tonking) Whittaker on fire. A few legs rested. Castledine back. Strikers getting goals. Fans back on board. Kim's kids day to remember. Still in with a shout for 2nd. #UTB #Boro

It sounds like a joke but our strikers are really playing themselves into form and confidence #Boro #UTB

Retro Day (although feel like a cheat because I wear this every home game anyway). #Boro #UTB

I still think this is the year the #AI house of cards collapses but I hope it doesn't do too much damage to the real economy when it does. But absolutely looking forward to what Conman Sam, Dodgy Dario & their willing enablers have coming to them.

The gap between how AI companies talk about themselves and how the general public has experienced the technology (and its side effects) has grown into a chasm. And now the results of these divisions are starting to show. trib.al/ipz6T3Z

Apart from the actual stats, the most reliable indicator that immigration is plunging (to our obvious economic detriment) is Nigel Farage turning his dishonest attentions to the mythical millions of benefits claimants.

Guys I'm sorry but Piers Morgan wins the internet today. I don't make the rules.

Will Guyatt @willguyatt.rocks is one of my favourite tech writers and broadcasters but man, how glasses absolutely send me. At least change the colour, mate!

FUCK OFF www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Take a break from rage political posting and read this wee thread of joy.

Smoke break on the set of "The Empire Strikes Back."