Have created a new game while looking at Liberty's Insta. Let's all play "Candle or Toilet Roll?"!

Always enjoyed this bit from Jay in Modern Family.

Glad I just caught this from Emma Hayes. #BELIRN

There are so many world's best dads on ny insta I don't think I'm going to get out of the qualifying group stage.

On to the second 80s Dad film of the day.

Kicking off Fathers' Day with an uninterrupted bloke film (and absolute fucking masterpiece BTW).

Good that the whole world can see Graham Potter for the utter fucking fraud he is.

In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.

@iandunt.bsky.social finishes his Makerfield essay with a marvellous point, as the media's genuflections to populism are ignored and rejected when it most matters.

Always a joy when Stewart Lee joins @aiannucci.bsky.social This had me snorting like a fool on the Central Line this morning. And my 14yo daughter was able to get involved by explaining what older Ghibli characters are like for context. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Seems a bit unfair for a whole country to play against one GP.

Well it's something and that's better than nothing. Hopefully will be better than the unloved and rather blurry Quest highlights shows.

My kink is always blaming the keeper for every worldie I see fly in.

The M25 is currently closed in Essex and Hertfordshire. But fear not! The Evening Standard has given advice to successfully avoid the area... if you happen to be in Cheshire.

Too niche? #CrystalPalace

Coming up, Chris Mason on why this spells disaster for Labour.

BBC political journalism demonstrating its high standards of accuracy once again...

When the BBC sends round an email asking if anyone's Nan fancies writing an article about Download

Elon Musk giving you a million dollars as a gift is the same as me giving you about sixty quid* *because it's never going to happen

But but but the Clive Myrie piece on the BBC gave prominence to a Loyalist representative who assured us it had nothing do with racism, which Clive didn't push back on in the slightest. So it CAN'T be racist.

Same.

Have just watched a BBC news report utterly legitamise the racist pogroms in Northern Island. A Loyalist man allowed to hand wave the very idea of bigotry with no pushback whatsoever. Racists given the "all sides of the debate" treatment. I'm a big advocate of the BBC but tonight: fuck them.

Imagine if the political journalists at the BBC could write like this about Trump and Farage... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

My three best guesses for where the hell Raye's husband is: On a chair by the M&S ladies' fitting rooms. Looking at big Tellys in John Lewis. Waterstones - either graphic novels or history (Roman Empire or Second World War).

Ah so The Troubles weren't about religion then. They were about cunts.

Counterpoint: This is how everyone wears sunglasses.

I bet it was delicious though.

A great day for West Ham supporters.

Just over a year ago, on the sleepiest night of a stag weekend, I realised that I had reached the age to need a signature drink order ready to go. Yesterday, in a Mayfair cocktail bar, I ordered it. By name, not ingredients. The barman said "strong choice" and I've never felt more like a grown up!

A short message to JD Vance: Get fucked you fucking fuck.

Nigel Farage is a threat to national security inews.co.uk/opinion/nige...

Important notice for people who post WhatsApp status updates: have a word with yourselves.

It doesn't seem like more than a few years ago that Nick Griffin's proposed presence on BBCQT was furiously opposed by all but the worst dregs of society. Now we have the same worst dregs scraped up and put into suits, to be platformed by the BBC, Sky and ITV on a daily unchallenged basis.

Well that's the smallest crumb of comfort in this shit sandwich of a football season. A half-smile and micro fist pump from me as that ball sailed towards the Slovakian border and now I can happily forget about club football for a few months.* Bring on festivals and the TDF!

Every Insta sexist, every local FB group nobhead, every hotel botherer, every loudmouthed pub cubicle-hogger, every bloke that's shouted "fuck off" as they plough straight through a mini-roundabout, every lamp post flagger, every cunt pissing up a wall in the name of patriotism... that's Reform.

Good morning.

Watching "Greenland Migration" and it's making relegation feel like the second worst thing that's happened today.

Oh well. I'm the pub now. From what I read Everton didn't turn up. Cheers Moysey. Have unfollowed a needlessly trappy Forest fan (hi there) and am now enjoying a commiseratory pint in Stratford's wokest beer garden.

Been wilfully ignoring the Prem for the last week but here we are. It's Sunday. Will be heading off to Stratford in four hours or so. Sitting on the east side of the UK's sun-trappiest stadium to receive either a lottery win or terminal diagnosis. Nothing in between.

Why yes the dog and I are laying on a blanket on the lawn and listening to The Charlatans.

You have to wonder how intelligent people can be so fucking stupid.

The BBC is at great pains to tell us that the inflation rate fall doesn't really mean anything because it's only based on things that are now cheaper.

There's only one fair way to sort this out Play-Off situation: Hull play whoever finishes in 18th place in the Prem. Sorted.

"Come play with us Danny" #Eurovision

Lithuania #eurovision

The Mon Mothma / Declan Rice collab we've all been waiting for. #eurovision

Three days a week I walk from the City to Waterloo in the mornings and back again in the evening. I enjoy every step across our beautiful, diverse, welcoming capital city. Today I'm going nowhere near as it's desecrated by the very presence of UTK's so-called patriots (but actual cunts).

I'm always up for taking inspiration from others and so from today I will also be calling it "The Gail's".

Just been on local Facebook lads. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCB...

If Wes Streeting marries Jaap Stam *then* he'll be a Prime Minister I can cheer for.