@theweeklyplanet.bsky.social Presumably it continues: "...featuring the voices of Australian podcaster, Dad and flourless pancake creator..."

Decent people know you don’t count white faces and pretend it tells you something about integration

Sigh... Time to repost this again.

UK consumer confidence is in the news today. What the BBC has written The BBC

Just had my biggest lounge-based football celebration since the last time we fucked Tottenham in stoppage time. #TOTWHU #itshappenedagaim

GET THE FUCK IN #TOTWHU #WHUFC

Adrian Chiles: Dreadstone has brought humanity to an end; why do I find artisan soup so disappointing?

Hard agree. I'm increasingly just zero sympathy for the cowardly chauvinists who can't handle places where lots of different people get along together.

Well done Derby. Can we now see an end to this Poundland dogwhistling in Epping as well @jonwhitehouse.bsky.social? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You say "digital currency trader" I say en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptog...

Next up: Chris Mason on why giving money to poor people so they can buy food could spell the end for Keir Starmer.

When you've got the round table at 7 but have to change Niki Lauda's tyres at 8. #TheTraitors

Not sure why @seanburkeshow.bsky.social is working as a Reform UK bouncer.

This is not going to work. Jenrick and Farage are going to kill each other. It's going to be very funny.

Until the state broadcaster unequivocally calls Robert Jenrick a cunt on the hour, every hour, British media will remain broken.

Robert fucking Jenrick

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Feel that I need to post this every day.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Just had a Teams call with a client (yeah, I know, cool story already) where he sat immediately in front of a window with a view of The Shard. Absolute power play. Show me a pointy skyscraper in the middle of a storm for 40 minutes and I'll pretty much agree to anything you ask.

Why is it so perilous to be a person of colour on The Traitors? | Zoe Williams

Fuck Trump Fuck Vance Fuck Musk Fuck Farage Fuck you if you support any of them

Would be good to buy someone that's good in the box.

The sport you're into doesn't do stuff as amazingly good/bad as this. Not counting those Tottenham fan songs of course.

At college, the day after drinking lots and remembering little, I used a public phone with a big plexiglass dome around it to call my girlfriend. She dumped me on the call. I put the phone down, took a step back and walloped the dome. My fist bounced off and I punched myself square in the mouth.

Deleted my X account just now, after leaving it dormant for the last 14 months. Doesn't seem like a redeemable platform so that's that.

1. See angry reply on here 2. Look at their other posts 3. See they exclusively post right-wing fury 4. Then see a post about managing their Depression 5. Suggest that their Depression may be linked to SM they're reading, so why not channel energy into doing good about these issues? 6. Get blocked

People of colour first out as usual. #Traitors

European Stars and a pop at the flag nonces in the first four minutes. Top work @london.gov.uk! #NYE

So in the end my 2025 hinged around one out-of-the-blue LinkedIn DM. And that's why I go into the New Year feeling calmer and more positive than for any of the last fifteen (and wearing the oversized company hoodie as I've still got a cold).

Have a retro Christmas they said...

A rare event tonight. West Ham at home but a post-Christmas bug has me languishing at home. First LS game missed since Chelsea (I was at Victorious). My pounding headache means I almost don't care what happens. Almost.

Shed Club Seven

If this is a Rod Hull and Emu reboot then I'm absolutely here for it.

The making of a classic that's still just as funny today. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Just sitting here keeping my heartburn steadily topped up while managing low level fear of tomorrow being my proper Christmas night out (and may well finish me off). In the meantime, here's the dog being smug about us being at home all the time.

A wonderful read from everyone's favourite sweary liberal journo. iandunt.substack.com/p/the-comple...

Still fuming about laddergate in tonight's Celebrity Gladiators.

If anyone fancies a cathartic happy sob before ushering in Xmas Day...

As a Christmas present to myself I'm unsubscribing from every email that comes in today.

As a tribute I'll be cracking an egg into my bath tonight.

Later tonight on Channel 5 we spend Christmas with American rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot and find out which festive snacks he can't live without. That's "I Like Mixed Nuts and I Cannot Lie" here at 9pm.

Someone needs to give that cunt a right-hander.

I'm dreaming of a...

Once again Tadej Pogacar; the world's greatest cyclist, and perhaps the world's greatest athlete, is completely ignored by BBC Sport. Thought they would have learnt from last year, but no. And important NB: Salah? Fuck off. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

"Come play with us Danny. Play with us forever" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You know what? Spotify Wrapped is a celebration of people's love of music. I'd rather hear and see that than lots of attention-seeking and oh so edgy takes on it. So fuck those guys and more power to you to go shout about the music you love!

Things would be better if he was dead wouldn't they?