Tesla trying to sneak this out while we’re all watching Celebrity Traitors

This is now an Alan Carr stan account.

I’ve never seen Cat look so utterly delighted #celebritytraitors

This is WILD www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_be...

Am I missing something? Isn’t this ‘sign’ clearly 3 bits of paper stuck on, rather than an expensive addition to the White House during a shutdown?

I’m not on #wakeuptomoney tomo. No it’s not because of #thecelebritytraitors finale tonight. Not much.

A fantastic piece of reporting, brilliantly illustrated data, thorough, neutral analysis, transparent data collection… and frightening conclusions. Well done @skynewsrss.bsky.social for putting in long miles on this one

Fondly remembering a few years ago when I put the radio on to calm the dog down but sadly The Archers were having a firework display

A week ago I bought a ‘plant shine’ spray and used it on my houseplants and since then my wooden floor has been an ice rink. Children falling over like skittles, dog refusing to cross the room.

Why is this Santa so hideously coy?

Are rising costs of school trips proving difficult for you? Parents, students, teachers how is it affecting you and the school? [email protected] with name and phone number to tell us your story or DM me if you’re happy to share your experience. Thanks

Oh my god yes

The John Lewis advert, my reaction: 1) hmm, gone for a bit of an Adolescence aesthetic 2) Don’t do drugs, kids 3) It’s the son as a toddler and baby, and now I am crying

Watching an advert before I am allowed to play the… John Lewis advert

I know I have complained in the past about needing to provide extremely random costumes for primary school aged kids. Today my eldest has to bring in an entire raw chicken into high school. Looking forward to shoving that into his manky rucksack 😭

This is wild (not something you often say about planning and infrastructure)

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

One of the interesting things with this analysis is that it illustrates just how complicated seemingly simple tax changes can be.

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif

He was a punk She did ballet What more can I say?

Hooray, #thenakedweek is back on Friday nights. I am 6 minutes in and have laughed out loud at least 8 times.

“BUT MUM I’M NOT REMOTELY WIRED!!”

Damnit, they are taking all the Parma Violets!

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

I think you all know what I am asking for #wakeuptomoney tomo. Tell me about your Halloween spending. Sweets? Costumes? Decorations?

I think you all know what I am asking for #wakeuptomoney tomo. Tell me about your Halloween spending. Sweets? Costumes? Decorations?

I don’t know why these are all happening today but this is my favourite

Money Box wants to hear from people who’ve had letters asking for Simple Assessment payments. HMRC has sent some savers 2 letters - one earlier this year & one now that includes tax on savings. If you’re one of those people - please email [email protected] and thanks a lot in advance.

Congratulations to everyone who said Vecna, that is apparently what this is

I can tell you no one has guessed correctly yet but this is more of a statement about the quality of the costume than your ability to guess

Would anyone like to play “Guess what the cheap knockoff costume is actually meant to be”?

I'm going as Making Tax Digital.

Come on press officers! Last push for the ‘spooktacular’ press releases, the ‘more tricks than treats for the chancellor’ opinion pieces, the ‘devilishly good deals’

I keep being told spending cuts are easy. Honest proposals such as those recently outlined by Policy Exchange show they are not My column www.ft.com/content/f086...

It’s mine and @onekdog.bsky.social’s 15th Hannahversary today. Looking forward to the next 15. For maximum social media soppiness, here’s our first dance song

Did you or anyone you know have a Maiden Life insurance plan through CMutual probably sold by a credit union? If so @moneybox would love to hear from you or DM me or email [email protected] in confidence

What are you best (non-miserable) tips to save money? I’m on Radio4 #moneybox at 3pm discussing cost of living crisis. And how it is still making many of us feel poorer. And keen to hear best your advice to make savings…

At 3 o’clock today I’m back with Money Box Live on radio 4. With inflation almost double the target we’re looking at how to beat the squeeze. So I want your tips, please. Where are you cutting back or spending smarter? Share your tips and I’ll share them with the audience. Thanks!

I have been singing (Don’t Fear) The Reaper all morning. And now so is most of my team

“Hey kids, shall we pick our own pumpkins?!” “Mum this is M&S.” “Yes. So pick some.” True story.

In case you missed Episode 2 of The Tax Conundrum on Radio 4 - where I explore what the UK could learn from other countries' tax systems - you can listen back here on BBC Sounds... 🎧👇 www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

American here. It is context-dependent. I just saw a dog that was so cute I squeaked. AND If I get cute with my taxes the IRS is gonna fine me.

What does ‘cute’ mean in US English? Is it more like cheeky than sweet?

If I put a £1 in a jar for every Budget-themed press release I get that includes the phrase ‘nail in the coffin for XYZ industry’ then I think I could easily have at least £68 by the end of November

I did a Halloween name thing for the first time, hope I got it right 🦇

Is Kermit River? I would watch the hell out of this

I’m covering the Stephen Nolan show on 5 Live tonight (10-1) and feeling extremely betrayed by the clock change

Gloomy weather but I still have this reminder of just how hot it was this summer

It turns out the public having fun on a Saturday night are GLORIOUS. That’s where I’m going to do all my voxing from now on. I don’t care what the story is.