Wish this sodding cold would go away Right now, the most active thing about me are my mucus membranes I have so much Gross Domestic Product I'm thinking of calling Rachel Reeves

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SATA

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The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

All completely accurate and leaves me with one burning question… when will FIFA announce the recipient of their inaugural prize for economics?

This is staggering and disturbing.

Nick Timothy and Mark Francois discuss their latest plans for community cohesion.

Branding it "net zero" (something you have to do) instead of energy independence (something you get) was a huge PR blunder...

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Your strategy of carefully considering the vast rippling impacts on extraction, logistics, refinement, delivery and supply chains pales in effectiveness to my strategy of hoping Trump magically makes all this go away so I can go back to snorting up any IPO with 'AI' in the title for 480% returns.

Tuesday

Advantage: Iran. Robert A. Pape: Iran is more powerful now than before the war — it controls the price of world oil and more likely to fracture the US coalition than US is to grow it. Stunning gains in 17 days

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

Some IDES OF MARCH cartoon collaborations with the great @sofiawarrenart.bsky.social

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin

Utterly superb. Too many quotable lines in here. Just great work

Such a dismal tale about the UK govt: so obsessed w competing with far-right to keep out foreigners that it won’t let in the brightest & best from war-torn countries even when they’re hand-picked by the FCDO, lest they ask to stay. Soft power sacrificed, but how many Reform voters will it convert?

For clarity, a “glitch” is the term that press offices prefer to use. The full technical term is a Priority 1 career-ending data privacy fuck up.

seems bad that the leadership of the united states government that started a war are both stupid and liars. ideally you only want them to be one of those, tops. military-historically speaking

All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason - Kant

It will be interesting to watch JD Vance and others who've claimed that Ukraine needs to give in on territory because all wars end in negotiations, rushing to embrace Trump's demand for UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!

🚨🚨 Absolutely revolting and disgusting. The cesspit and moral corruptness of the current #trump regime and his #maga supporters seem bottomless. There are no words left to describe it. 👇

this the FT not The Onion

So, in launching a huge bombing campaign on Iran they apparently didn't plan for: - Who takes over; - Interceptor shortages from sustained drone retaliation; - How to defend US bases in the region; - Threats to ships in the Strait of Hormuz; and - How to evacuate Americans with airspace closed.

Very good point. Why can’t these chaotic Middle East conflicts just do what they’re “supposed to” and last a few days only? https://stocks.apple.com/AtdBS9j0FRaqnA8q3kplt_w

Abysmal, immoral, cruel, small hearted, tiny minded, ineffective, undemocratic, and just generally utterly indecent. What a bitter godforesaken disappointment these people are. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

We always use shorthand for party names in UK politics When we say Conservatives we mean “The Conservative and Union Party” Similarly, Labour is short for “Labouring under the misapprehension that pandering to Reform rhetoric and alienating your progressive base is remotely sensible”

The more wars you start, the more you can end. It’s a supply chain thing.

Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia

So the Telegraph is taking this well

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Ahahaha what do they think happened to all those horses that used to pull carriages? Did they all go to live on a farm upstate? 😂

Non-nuanced take: this is a bad idea More nuanced take: this is a really, really, ridiculously bad idea

From this week's Beano...

#ConfectioneryInMoviesAndSongs Humbuger Hill A Few Good Mentos (Lion King, Mars Attacks and Marathon Man too obvious)

I believe in giving credit where it’s due. Hang the entire Gorsuch concurrence in the Louvre. Master class in telling your colleagues they’ve lost their fucking minds.

Charlie is right - people should act more like immigrants from northern Europe who came here in small boats.

I believe that legal precedent would be to drown him in a vat of Malmsey wine

From the excellent magazine Autocrat Autocar, I understand that those three Supreme Court justices all drive the same car, the Fiat Pander

Reform UK have announced plans to repeal the Equality Act 2010 if they win the next election. SHARE THIS POST IF YOU DISAGREE WITH NIGEL

Well now who'd have thought we'd both end up in here So close yet so nowhere near Hayley Mills, Daniel Boone Me Tarzan, you June Even now as both our ends are nigh I'd surely kill to have a second try But I'm on the ground floor, you're up on high And I'm Freeview, bet you're with Sky

It *literally* does. Thats what it is. A document which says youre British.

roses are red voilets are blue daffodils are yellow daisies are white never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret peonies are pink

anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...