Wait until you see the replacement though www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special The new Private Eye is out now.

'They were those like Sir Oswald Mosley who were fascinated by the spectacle of brutal power. They would like to use it themselves. They grovelled to Nazi dictatorship in order that they could make people in their turn grovel to them' Winston Churchill, 1936

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Suella Braverman has every right to make her own choice for herself about her own identity If her argument is to refuse to accept that Ian Wright & Michelle Agyemang, Rishi Sunak, David Lammy and Priti Patel are English - their identity & birthright - on grounds of race, she should lose the whip

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Republicans thought they had a permanent hold over young men. They didn't. Spanberger wins men 18-29 by 14%, Sherrill by 10%, and Mamdani by a stunning 40%.

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Oh make up your mind

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.

Ah, yes. Reform UK. "A movement built by real people." All smiling and clasping their hands in EXACTLY the same way. I'd love to see the prompts that generated this. <make them happier> <make some of them young> <make two of them - NO, don't want to upset Pochin - one of them black> ~AA

Braverman deleted this tweet which made me wonder who that previous prisoner was. His name was Junead Ahmed. He was a conman mistakenly released in 2023. She was Home Secretary at the time. Oh. news.sky.com/story/migran...

It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out. Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out. Then share. Thank you. secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...

Many years ago I was hanging around outside the White House, press badged, and a Swedish tour group asked why there were construction panels on the front lawn. I said they put up screens because Bill Clinton likes to trampoline nude from the waist down so, if that turns up in a biography, it was me.

Remember to turn back your clocks 3000 rels tonight. Colin the House Dalek gave up on the oven clock though and exterminated it. #DoctorWho #Autumn #ClocksGoBack

At this moment in time, the pool of water where the East Wing used to be is really President Narcissus’ main priority

Is 🇬🇧 following 🇺🇸 trend of Department of Defence -> War? Apparently, near RAF Fairfield, we have an Offence Academy (Sign on the walking trail next to the Uffington White Horse)

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Draft Tory legislation on removing indefinite leave to remain is insane. Would chuck out those not earning over £38K - including many pensioners! + social protections seems to include child benefit, so load of people with (British!) kids! They'd remove my sis & mum who've been here 50 years.

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

This is a matter for The Hague

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

The ability to remove your post when a hostile account quote-tweets you is a great feature of Bluesky. To do it, go to their quote-tweet of you, click on the three dots in the bottom right, then click “detach quote.” It shows up as “removed by author.”

Astonishing piece of journalistic research here. Not astonishing that @sturdyalex.bsky.social can do this fact checking (mad skillz and he keeps his receipts) but that broadcast media didn’t bother. 12 minutes of your life, well spent. Have a listen. Tell your friends

Hhahahahahahahaaa

Take a few minutes out of your day to flick through these fabulous photos from Handsworth, yes that Handsworth, in Birmingham.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

-beats head on wall- No government just lets experts run shit. Experts provide recoommendations and analysis of the likely outcomes and consequences of contemplated policies. RFK doesn't like what they're saying about the outcomes and consequences of his policies so he's stoking populist outcry.

I really don’t know how a British-Palestinian like @laylamoran.bsky.social, someone so close to and personally affected by everything that happened, finds those reserves of empathy, while people with much less skin in the game take it upon themselves to strike the most strident pose.

Fascinating thread

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. “awaiting customer’s commercial approval”

Morning Bluesky.

My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

First as tragedy. Then as frogs.

It’s the Portland way.

I’m not sure which is twitching my irony meter more… …that the military (well known for their pacifist leanings) named a horse Quaker …that a horse too shocked and shaken to return to work is called Quaker

It’s not the teachers that are convincing kids that you’re racist, Nige, it’s your actions, words and policies.