Yes @sturdyalex.bsky.social, that’s pretty much what unblocking your sinuses results in Thanks for sharing

I guess this year's Trafalgar Square Christmas Tree won't be one of the better ones.

And the prophecy of World Cup ‘66 (no, the other one) continues to hold water And if you doubt it, England’s leader is called Harold

Well I’ve spent the whole of #NorEng drawing the three English lions on a tote bag, time well spent even if we don’t win

I’ve just seen a woman sat outside Greggs fanning herself with a pasty. I love this country.

Rounding up some translations of Count Binface that have been appearing in foreign press 🇷🇴 Romanian: Contele Tomberonez 🇫🇷 French: Comte Tête-de-Poubelle (bin-head, more accurate than bin-face) 🇮🇹 Italian: Conte Faccia-da-Bidone 🇪🇸 Spanish: "un hombre con un cubo de basura en la cabeza" (!) Cont...

Nothing says “this insurance company knows my country” than using an AI generated map of Belgium that puts Ghent in Wallonie, gives us two Namurs and a south coast on the Med.

Wondering how all those posting about “freedom” and “one nation under God” recently are enjoying news of thugs in masks w badges and guns killing this father on the streets of Texas. What freedom? What kind of nation? What version of whose God? May the family of Lorenzo Araujo forgive ICE sins.

What we need now is one of the TV stations to host a debate, Farage to refuse to attend and @countbinface.bsky.social to empty chair him.

Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility.

But of course he fucking did However, he’s not made the by-election about Clayton (of course) but about him, so surely him being questioned continuously about these “gifts” is entirely reasonable. Did he not realise this? Get ready for Nige losing his rag live on air every hour 🍿

“I am the most verbally and physically attacked public figure or politician of modern times.” The disgraceful Nigel Farage. Remembering Labour MP Jo Cox, born 1974, murdered 2016.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Overturn this! 😎

Seems it was the wrong year ending ..66 that we’ve been predicting would repeat itself

I’m a godless heathen, but I think yer man the pontif is doing good and valuable work at a time when people are trying to use Christianity to do harm.

The satirez they sometimes just write themselves #GreatAmericanStateFair

So, for years, when business and house prices were booming in the South of England and flatlining in the North, the North-South divide was glossed over by the Telegraph and others Now the North is not seeing the correction in Southern house prices, the divide is a thing, and widening? #hypocrisy

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90 per cent of refugee family reunion visas go to women and children. It was paused last September and was meant to restart this Spring. It hasn't. Thousands of refugee families will have been impacted, prevented from safely reuniting.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Also, I ❤️Alf Dubs. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.

Rising Kampf

A star is born ✨ This gorgeous JWST image shows gas and dust glowing around a protostar at the brink of its formation

Like a dung beetle’s ball rolling down a hill, the reflecting pool keeps picking up more layers. Incompetence, antiscience, corrupt contracting, and now now the self-protective police state and sabotage conspiracy theories.

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Nightmare for a friend of mine in London. Please share.

Biddy Baxter laughs ruefully and pours another glass of wine.

Roobarb

There’s only one person who can stop the chaos…

I don't know how Keir Starmer can wake up in the morning, see that pogroms have been taking place under his watch, that they are being fuelled by literal illegal activity on social media, and not make it his entire purpose to stop it. We know you're no politician, but are you not a lawyer?

I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown

“…when you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.” One of the most illuminating pieces on the tragic Nowak story written by a police professional. Really worth your time. policeprofessional.com/feature/firs...

I know we shouldn't respond to the trolling, but Vance implying that Sikhs are part of a "mass invasion of migrants", when they fought in tens of thousands for the British in two world wars and even THE INDIAN MUTINY is 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Don't attack the police because the state will make an example of you, rather than don't attack the police because it's not what decent and responsible members of society do?

Could we stop treating Farage like a PM-in-waiting? Latest from IPSOS:

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

I think about this a lot.

"What is the charge? Eating a carrot? A succulent home grown carrot?"

You’re delirious from heat. You haven’t had a break from it in days. You haven’t slept. You can’t remember how much water you’ve drunk. Your clothes cling to your skin in a sweaty melange. You don’t know what is real and what is delusion. Tony Blair drops a long read.

Pope Leo quoting Tolkien in his encyclical on AI seems like a pointed reference for the tech oligarchs who have appropriated LOTR for their own ends.

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts https://grok.com/

Fabulous clarification in today's Observer. Stonehenge!

bringing this one back because they just keep doing it

Never understood why both programmes couldn’t exist at the same time if the Enterprise could just slingshot around the sun, then screw back on the pink into the top left pocket

So sorry to learn that we have lost Michael Keating. A lovely man and effortlessly real actor. I think even Bayban the Butcher would mourn his passing As do I

Pretty safe to say that this so-called “Muffin Man” isn’t just selling a few conventional baked goods

In which hemisphere?