Every time the Democrats do something pathetic and craven, I feel slightly more embarrassed for having enjoyed The West Wing.

A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!

twitter being bought and turned into a propaganda machine for fascism, which is directly pumped into every journalist in the world's brain, is one of the worst things to happen in the last few years. we might not survive it.

Spent the afternoon watching Yi-Yi (amazing, six stars) Child, who is a film student now, spent the afternoon watching White Chicks

I am yet again being proved right

Amazing how different Sean Bean looks in real life to the movies (A joke that I accept will baffle many)

WORLD’S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE: Grok, draw a picture of a woman who’s glad to see me.

Reading through the final proof of “The World According to Sharks”. It’s exciting to see it in its almost final form. It’s a real actual book. It’ll be in physical bookshops. The teenage me’s mind would be blown by that. It’s available to preorder from - www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...

TIL the rest of the world have a different definition of sallow.

Launch of The Planter's Daughter Alt of all 4: Susan in various positions, standing and reading, sitting and answering questions from @deshocks.bsky.social, by a large, three-panelled window in the Sirius Arts Centre, Cobh.

Oh man, Sorry, Baby is such a sad and funny film. Loved it.

My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.

Haven’t watched any movies this week because I was busy doing a jigsaw #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Early Oscar buzz has started and Jessie Buckley sounds like the frontrunnner for Best Actress 🇮🇪 🫡 Also Andrew Scott seems to have a shout for Supporting Actor 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🫡 🫡 🫡

you can make the 'a vote for labour is a vote for farage' argument in a vote splitting sense now the greens are doing so well if you like, but it is also true in the more immediate sense of them having the same fucking politics

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Guys! Guys! Stop what you're doing and get a load of what Maurizio Pocchetino looks like these days!

Even if you hate music, try listening to it while pumping iron at the gym. The results are undeniable.

lol

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Imagine being so hot your face trips the Adult Content alarm

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

[Tobias Funke voice]

congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

It’s kind of heartwarming how everyone gets a little bit religious when they imagine a terrible person going to hell.

🎶 Breville, Breville Gets on your dress Breville, Breville Your face is a mess Breville, Breville How could they know? Hot sandwich, I love you so 🎶

I must confirm that I am *not* coming, so you can stop holding on

Michael Caine sitting alone at a sunny terrace restaurant in Italy, sipping his espresso and grieving for his friend Dick Cheney. Looking up, he is amazed to see Cheney alive, well and happy at the next table, and Cheney nods to him in acknowledgment, and then immediately shoots him in the face

same energy imho

Reminds me of the time I told my flatmates that Irish elections are held on Friday. One asked, "Is that because of the thing in the North? You know, the Bloody Friday?" To which my other flatmate interjected "I think you mean the Black Friday Agreement". I couldn't breathe.

"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Phrase “Died in a cellar full of rats, died roaring” just popped into head. No reason.

Dusting this one off

Currently obsessed with a local shelter cat called “Colin Feral”

COOL TO BE KIND

happy no nut november to all who celibate

This could be an Irish woman

Melancholy implies the existence of Sueancholy

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else

Talking Pictures TV are showing Out Of Town this morning, a little before my time so did not realise Bob Fleming on The Fast Show was a parody of a real thing. Jack Hargreaves is a good example of a household name from my parents generation who is essentially unknown by mine.