My girlfriend just said I was rubbish at describing her. She's got a cheek.

Haven’t watched any movies this week because I was busy doing a jigsaw #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Early Oscar buzz has started and Jessie Buckley sounds like the frontrunnner for Best Actress 🇮🇪 🫡 Also Andrew Scott seems to have a shout for Supporting Actor 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🇮🇪 🫡 🫡 🫡

you can make the 'a vote for labour is a vote for farage' argument in a vote splitting sense now the greens are doing so well if you like, but it is also true in the more immediate sense of them having the same fucking politics

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Guys! Guys! Stop what you're doing and get a load of what Maurizio Pocchetino looks like these days!

Even if you hate music, try listening to it while pumping iron at the gym. The results are undeniable.

lol

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Imagine being so hot your face trips the Adult Content alarm

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

[Tobias Funke voice]

congrats to all my friends in new york. you were right. bodegas are a whole different kind of thing and not just corner shops where cats sometimes live

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

It’s kind of heartwarming how everyone gets a little bit religious when they imagine a terrible person going to hell.

🎶 Breville, Breville Gets on your dress Breville, Breville Your face is a mess Breville, Breville How could they know? Hot sandwich, I love you so 🎶

I must confirm that I am *not* coming, so you can stop holding on

Michael Caine sitting alone at a sunny terrace restaurant in Italy, sipping his espresso and grieving for his friend Dick Cheney. Looking up, he is amazed to see Cheney alive, well and happy at the next table, and Cheney nods to him in acknowledgment, and then immediately shoots him in the face

same energy imho

Reminds me of the time I told my flatmates that Irish elections are held on Friday. One asked, "Is that because of the thing in the North? You know, the Bloody Friday?" To which my other flatmate interjected "I think you mean the Black Friday Agreement". I couldn't breathe.

"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

Phrase “Died in a cellar full of rats, died roaring” just popped into head. No reason.

Dusting this one off

Currently obsessed with a local shelter cat called “Colin Feral”

COOL TO BE KIND

happy no nut november to all who celibate

This could be an Irish woman

Melancholy implies the existence of Sueancholy

Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner

I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else

Talking Pictures TV are showing Out Of Town this morning, a little before my time so did not realise Bob Fleming on The Fast Show was a parody of a real thing. Jack Hargreaves is a good example of a household name from my parents generation who is essentially unknown by mine.

Wow the IT actually printed my letter #speirghorm

Italians came to Scotland and brought us the ice-cream sandwich. The Romans made a dessert and called it a piece.

Bugonia is a buh-banger. The closest Yorgos has come to remaking Dogtooth in English. (I ❤️ Dogtooth)

One of the most 2005 trailers I’ve seen since 2005. The kind of movie that once existed to pad out a 3 for £10 DVD deal at HMV.

I love how all of Elizabeth's outfits reflect the insects - especially the beetles - she's so fascinated by. Hard green carapaces, bright jewel colours. And of course, the connection between beetles and death! The attention to detail is catnip to me!

This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

I use social media to make sure everyone is doing as bad as me. you should not be using social media to sing of the goals you met and your many triumphs. this is influencer behaviour. influencing and the pivot to video is when god chose to abandon us.

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions,

Avatar 2 made $2.3bn at the box office, but it seems to have an even smaller cultural footprint than the first one. I genuinely can’t remember hearing anyone ever talk about it, even when it was in the cinema. Such a baffling franchise.

Ozymandias Two vast and trunkless legs of stone in the desert stand Lone, level sands

For sale: statue of famous and well-remembered king Ozymandias. Feet missing, otherwise in perfect condition.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

Here he comes Two leg stumps in the sand He was the king of kings With a sneer of cold command Hey-hey Ozymandias We're looking at your works with despair But you're too busy thinking Your statue is beyond repair