Can't sleep? This should help. A video I made for one of my brothers songs youtu.be/bTZ7uFxVLA0?...

Isle of Wight Winter Olympics

Eating out review: I just ate a Twix in a car park. 3 stars

I made this postcard move 🔊

When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall

I made this postcard move youtu.be/yCnFd6X5Jus

Haggis talk is at an all time high

Hang on. Sainsbury's doesn't sell rabbits? #chasanddave

Digital ID card talk is at an all time high

I suppose it might sound like that. yes. bon www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2pl...

Chased the delivery driver down the drive. "Hi! We have two pizzas! I ordered one!" He said I could keep it, but maybe give him a slice. So I did, laughing. In the process, he touched two other slices, which I binned. Went back into the house. Checked the app. I'd accidentally ordered two pizzas.

My god that must be a hot ladder.

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I'm driving away from home after Christmas youtu.be/MYtYDRCYkJ8?...

Contactless Christmas Chocolate money transaction

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I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

Stonehinge

Stonehinge

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

Can today get any worse?

Air Guitar alternatives

Air Guitar alternatives

Advent calendar door location blindness is a thing with me. Why can't they just be in order? It would be no good for postman

Can today get any worse?

Wicket > The West End Paddington Bear

I like big baubles and I cannot lie

'tis the season

If Ruby Wax was a block of flats

Coughy / Coffee

If the hosts of “I’m a celebrity…” were two sticks of celery

If the hosts of “I’m a celebrity…” were two sticks of celery

No Kiss from a Rose is it.

I've put exactly as much effort into this as it deserves

which one is correct ?

David Bowie's trousers inflate whenever they sense danger

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I've put the pumpkins in the loft, ready for next year

3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake

3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake

Ghost types

woooOOOOOOooo

Andrew talk is at an all time high