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This Friday is rated: Good

Welcome to "what time is it today now, and what time was it now, yesterday" day

Delia Derbyshire diorama kits fom heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com

A day in the life of a Victorian robot www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5V8...

Comic relief is no laughing matter

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I made this postcard move - Royal Horse Guards Sentry, Whitehall, London

How lazy we've all become. I mean, our local Esso is only a few hundred yards down the road, yet I still drive there to get my petrol.

Can today get any worse?

Why are supermarket ceilings so high? How tall are they expecting the fruit and veg to get?

IOW Comedy from 2001 using software to make it that really wasn't ment to be used in such a way youtu.be/3doAbp1Gnd0?...

I’m not religious but I think for Lent I’m giving up.

I made this postcard move - Bembridge Windmill, Isle of Wight

Let's mash up some daytime television with 90s hip hop! It's Homes Under The Hammer Time.

Excuse me, Could I ask a question please? Does anyone get Viz subscription delivered digitally? and if so, is it any good on a tablet? as in, is it zoomable and readable and that? Over

Early morning #RoofHerberts

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Seagull quits job mid-paint stroke

Can't sleep? This should help. A video I made for one of my brothers songs youtu.be/bTZ7uFxVLA0?...

Isle of Wight Winter Olympics

Eating out review: I just ate a Twix in a car park. 3 stars

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When a British person is surprised to see a memorial hall

I made this postcard move youtu.be/yCnFd6X5Jus

Haggis talk is at an all time high

Hang on. Sainsbury's doesn't sell rabbits? #chasanddave

Digital ID card talk is at an all time high

I suppose it might sound like that. yes. bon www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2pl...

Chased the delivery driver down the drive. "Hi! We have two pizzas! I ordered one!" He said I could keep it, but maybe give him a slice. So I did, laughing. In the process, he touched two other slices, which I binned. Went back into the house. Checked the app. I'd accidentally ordered two pizzas.

My god that must be a hot ladder.

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I'm driving away from home after Christmas youtu.be/MYtYDRCYkJ8?...

Contactless Christmas Chocolate money transaction

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I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

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Stonehinge

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth