He hasn't been

Contactless Christmas Chocolate money transaction

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I'm sorry but I still refuse to believe this man is only seven

Stonehinge

Stonehinge

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

A giraffe trying to flick a peanut into its mouth

Can today get any worse?

Air Guitar alternatives

Air Guitar alternatives

Advent calendar door location blindness is a thing with me. Why can't they just be in order? It would be no good for postman

Can today get any worse?

Wicket > The West End Paddington Bear

I like big baubles and I cannot lie

'tis the season

If Ruby Wax was a block of flats

Coughy / Coffee

If the hosts of “I’m a celebrity…” were two sticks of celery

If the hosts of “I’m a celebrity…” were two sticks of celery

No Kiss from a Rose is it.

I've put exactly as much effort into this as it deserves

which one is correct ?

David Bowie's trousers inflate whenever they sense danger

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I've put the pumpkins in the loft, ready for next year

3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake

3 more prisoners released from prism by mistake

Ghost types

woooOOOOOOooo

Andrew talk is at an all time high

The Traitors if they were Potatoes

Big shout out to anyone who just saw a knitwear advert featuring Will Mellor from Hollyoaks

The Traitors if they were Potatoes

Weather warning, my foot

Big shout out to everyone who thought it was Thursday

Another year, another Bob Mortimer novel to buy and not get round to reading. Hashtag: To do list

So does Dolly Parton want me to pray for her or not? I'm so confused *sigh

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz349bs

one day i'm going to go back and look at all the bookmarks I've been saving one day. one. day. *wind whistles *tumbleweed

New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

Tylenol talk is at an all time high

Wordles weekend words could easily fit into a 60s batman fight sequence