Merry Christmas everyone! I've made chocolate mousses (Raymond Blanc recipe) for later and will make some cauliflower cheese shortly. Colombian and South African friends will be joining us for dinner, everything seems under control 🤞 Cheers

If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.

Rory's banished to the dining room tonight. Fortunately, Colin the House Dalek is on hand again this year to keep watch. (and definitely not exterminate Santa) #DuvetKnowItsChristmas #DoctorWho www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!

Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Boom. Fuck you pal. I AM Christmas.

The chocolate orange has been breached

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky xmas party.

It is again time to post the real tree my dad put up in the late 80s

Top Tip: Make your friends think you’ve been on holiday to Turkey by painting your teeth with Tippex

Spiderman: No Way Home is on BBC1 shortly. If you've not seen it but enjoyed Spidey films a decade or 2 ago, you'll probably enjoy this.

One horse open sleighs are bullshit.

Wait what?

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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

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I'm watching The Wrong Trousers and it's bonkers to watch it now, since a provincial museum in the north of England in an animation from 1993 has better security than the Louvre.

When you have cheese and look down under the table #🧀

I have cheesed all weekend at my parents and I am cheesing some more! #🧀

Winner picked on actual Christmas Day!

Calendar available here if you just want to buy it www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...

Christmas giveaway time! I've got a 2026 Calendar in need of a good home. For a chance to win it just click Follow/Like/Retweet (and if you can spare a couple of quid a month & want to encourage me, sign up to my Patreon.com/happytoast - but that bit's not necessary to win)

Managed to safely make my way out of London. The driving there is ruthless to say the least when you're a country lad. #SurvivalOfTheCuntiest

Hit elephants

When you absolutely nail the present for your 17 year old niece

🪖 Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423929 From the 'Rob Reiner' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/robreiner/popular/ #RobReiner

If you have a dog with big ears and you're not whispering stuff from across the room to see them swivel, you're doing it all wrong.

We've done some boxing by mistake

I'm still seething that Tyson didn't do what he could've and just took the cash to make the binfluencer look capable.

Are we still growing ears on mice? Is that still a thing? I remember that being a huge thing in the 90s/00s, scientists growing ears on mice. Did that go anywhere? Speak up, ear-mouse growth scientists.

I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...

Good Morning . Nice to wake up to see Andrew Tate has been battered . He took numerous blows to the chin apparently ? Hats off to his opponent for finding a chin on the cunt to hit .

Nice trip up to Beckenham Place park. The transformation this place has had since they binned off the golf course is remarkable. The former coach house "homestead" area is nice and Sunday has a good market. Doggos now snoozing at my parents.

This may be the first president whose name will be removed from things after he passes instead of added to them.

I have always liked Cher, and she has now gone up in my rankings.

The way cricket does a series is a bit shit right? 2 more worthless tests to go. Terrible for those with tickets & travel arrangements. Maybe each match can be celebrated, but it's not over till the runs are all added up at the end? Get some "can they still do it?" right to the end.

Note to self, turn off 'avoid tolls' in order for Google maps to take you via Blackwall or Silvertown tunnelsbwhen crossing that there London. Otherwise absolute shitshow.

Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.

John Cena is probably one of my favourite comedic actors right now.

The number 1 movie when you were ten years old will define your 2026 .. ..So the evil emperor dies? I think we're going to have some fun.

On this day: Avatar became the highest grossing film ever