I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

You could definitely give these people a Trojan Horse and they’d be like “wow a big horse thank you” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/u...

Nothing says “this insurance company knows my country” than using an AI generated map of Belgium that puts Ghent in Wallonie, gives us two Namurs and a south coast on the Med.

Is it waste of pallets season already?

My penalty runup

Why have I only just found out about the Pelanty thing

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CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

How vampires have accidents

Just walked the dogs and now absolutely delighted with last week's purchase

Dumb orange fuck didn't get Zelensky's joke. No surprise. As much depth to him as that pond he's fucked up.

every so often Zelensky gets a chance to go back to to being a funny guy on tv and it's like his eyes light up and he loses 5 years of age look at his face man is SO HAPPY to just be crushing a punchline

ITS TODAY ITS TODAY!

Very important statement On the Clacton-by-election To clear up matters for Everyone. Because we are politically neutral It would be wrong for us to Name any candidate who Favours CEEFAX returning And it would be Childish to find a way of Embedding a subliminal message here.

Just found out from a very angry man that when they hang their arms out of the car window it's not an invitation to hold hands in traffic.

Somehow I stayed awake during the turgid Switzerland - Colombia match because I have friends from both, and thought "finally, some excitement" at the prospect of penalties, only to instantly fall asleep and miss them all.

WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣

My hope is that this terrible marketing stunt will kill this song off once and for all.

The Swiss football team are a compact proposition that offer little cutting edge, a screwdriver, tweezers and nail file.

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anyone have the link on the bbc website where you can register to do a broadcast, i have some things to say too

Farage's car attack story reminds me of the time I won the British GP after having been at Taylor Swift's wedding. Anyway can't stand chatting, I'm playing in all the matches at Wimbledon today.

He will not, dear readers, fight to win. He will fight to lose. This is nothing more than a rousing speech to call out every other party to throw everything they have to ensure his loss, so he can keep earning the money as a private citizen, and still have enough clout to chirp from the sidelines.

"We had goals that weren't counted. They had goals scored by dead people. There were goals delivered in drop boxes. Each of their goals was counted three times. The machines which count the goals are rigged by Venezuela."

"This, however, was different. Baby Gronk was Drip King from the get go. It was like Livvy was getting rizzed up by K-Smog, then flipping a grunt to Batboy before it was curtains for Zoosha."

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

What the hell is this? They should have lost by 30.

Americans are now so used to their president cheating and breaking rules that many of them seem genuinely not to understand why the world was rooting for Belgium.

“Gianni? Yes, it’s Donald again.”

Boom. Good luck overturning that.

Albert Gleizes - Composition For Jazz

FINE

Brings a tear to my eye thinking of Captain Tom cheering us on from the sky

England

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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