The President is not naked. The President is wearing a suit of the most beautiful clothes, but only intelligent people can see them.

We're living through the doom loop once again.

OOOOH I know this one!!!! Is it because prices are based on what we can be forced to pay, not how much the thing costs to provide? And capitalists will always jack up their prices if they think we'll be tricked into paying? Is it that?

Another altruistic crypto billionaire donates to Reform to help rebuild public services…. As if. This is pure corruption. Buying power and influence, in a bid to loosen regulation and make more money. For themselves. They couldn’t give a shit about the country. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"I think there's been a legitimate misunderstanding about the dress code"

Well that was the weirdest drive I think I've ever had. 11.15pm off to pick up my wife and her friend from another friend's house 20mins away. Just leaving the village I spot a dead rabbit. It's warm still, there might be more about, so I keep my speed low. I turn a corner... 1/n

Facebook ruined the internet. From the destruction of privacy through data mining, the decimation of forums, to the people it brought online and their hate-filled views - it has left nothing but misery in its wake.

Send for an exorcist!

Maybe it's just open normal business hours 9-5.

I fully support people's right to protest but I don't support far right bullshit pretending to be about farmers and hauliers and I can't recall another protest ever being allowed to bring the city to a halt for 36 hours and still going without any consequences whatsoever

Ahab claims "total and complete victory" with whale issue.

*Weeping as a Trans Woman beats me yet again at gender segregated chess because as a cis woman I get confused by the horsey pieces and want to play Ponies with them*

What is happening to our planet? And why don't people care more? We just had a hideous amount of military emissions and all anyone on mainstream media cares about is the price of fuel and the stock market, even the leftists are too busy to bring up the human-made catastrophe...

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

America's biggest weakness is a system that allows a president to behave in a way most other countries would not tolerate. Other countries expelled presidents for far less. For example in South Korea their president declared martial law for a day. He was impeached, removed, and given life in prison

That's nice and everything, but that'll be quite a commute.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

Call me ill-informed, I was an English major, but -- what is the light source here?

If anyone deserves to live in the miserable aftermath of a nuclear war, it's the cunts that started it and the billionaire cunts that helped them. Doesn't matter how plush the bunker is, you'll never make it back out to fresh air, fuckers.

I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing

Maybe all the nations should threaten the orange prick with tariffs to pipe the fuck down and just go play golf.

"A whole civilisation will die tonight" - the latest inspiring words from the winner of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.

Trump's dedication to hiring someone dumb & ill-fitted to a role who does a terrible job only to eventually fire them & replace them with someone somehow even more stupid & ill-fitted is truly amazing. But it's not amazing, it's textbook despot; replacing competent people with moronic arse-rimmers

Any interest I have in the moon mission fades the moment I hear Trump‘s voice celebrating it. It’s the ultimate irony that the craft is named Integrity.

The quality of photos from Artemis II of the moon surface is incredible to witness in real time.

First BBQ of the year ✅ +Bonus fire pit.

I love dogs;)

PLANET OF THE APES was released 58 years ago today. Regarded as one of the great science fiction films and a movie with one of the great plot twists, the behind the scenes story is like talking a walk through The Forbidden Zone… 1/50

Just going to leave this here.

Wishing everyone a lovely bank holiday apart from those fucking cunts that use generative AI to come up with posters and adverts and stuff THAT ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME

“FIFA Peace Prize” is right up there with “Vegan Abattoir of the Year”.

Should’ve used Solvite.

Sorry just had to get some of that off my chest. It's like a pressure valve.

I bet he'll suddenly be flunking all his cognitive tests to get off on diminished responsibility if he was taken in.

Very disappointed to wake up today to find out the Orange nutjob was still alive. Oh well, it's only a matter of time and I doubt too much of it.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

12 years since I lost my product design job at the chocolate factory.

Fixing some broken fence rails - broken not by the storm, but the stupid horses, even if some of them like kisses on their stupid soft fuzzy noses.

Flatter egg shrinkflation is it? Jesus must be fumin

That’s lunch sorted. 😁

Churches are going to be rammed with all those lampost flag pAtRiOtS today I would imagine.

Happy Easter

Just saw a tweet from a journalist saying Trump has been potentially hospitalised and this meme was the top reply underneath

Haunted food. My mum spiralised a carrot, and the result is like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine, Pinocchio, and John Carpenter's The Thing. #CursedCarrot