The cat police have arrived to slag off cats Move along.

Cat in a tie menace remains my favourite genre of cat 👔

I know I’m still full from the turkey but a Greggs is the least I deserve isn’t it

Back to work today and honestly I could WEEP

I’m back to work for one day tomorrow so to ensure I go in extra fucking miserable I’m watching Titanic Sinks Tonight.

Lisa needs braces

I do hate the tasks, though. Necessary, but boring. I just want round table shennanigans always. #TheTraitors

Okay, love the secret traitor thing. I’m all in.

I adored the celebrity traitors and I’m worried I can’t bring myself to care about people I don’t know…

If I could be serious for a moment… I started 2025 year frustrated with weight gain, doing a job I disliked and a complete lack of direction. I can confirm I have ended it somehow even fatter, still in the same job and so little direction I’ve reversed back on myself. X

Oh just fuck off Julie I don’t care how big your tits are

Back to work tomorrow.

That result has pissed me off because definitely 2 points dropped

This year I will be mostly wearing….nipple clamps

Mum is cooking a big roast dinner today so got another Christmas feast to go to. 😏

Had a little look on Twitter and apparently a random reasonably followed account has took a selfie in Wetherspoons with her pants down

I’ve not had a shower since last YEAR!! Bit of bantz for the lads, there.

Smashing this year already

Me going back to work on Friday

I’ve fucked up 2026 already

I wasn’t even born when this Hootenanny was filmed

Have they filmed hootenanny in 2006? Hope so, as I’m in my early 20s

Thought I’d miss Twitter more than I have, but actually you’ve all been lovely and I’ve truly got to know some great people on here - I’d shout you out individually, but I’m quite worried I’d miss some of you. I hope you know who you are. Have a wonderful 2026- I wish amazing times for you 🥂

I’m sorry if you’ve never watched The Full Monty; best British film of the last 30 years!

You know you watch far too much red dwarf when you answer a quiz question with ‘princess Bonjela’

Is it okay to say 2015 to 2025 has been fucking awful for me, without people thinking im just a negative person. I just want some luck.

I hate the Nolan’s for being responsible for Colleen #totp

I may or may not have a Phil Collins album, leave me out of it, I’m not commenting #totp

Tory twat

If you don’t appreciate Duran Duran I dont appreciate you. So that’s told you. #totp

Madonna is the most incredible pop artist of the last 467 years. This is banging #totp

I fucking hate Busted Shite

Love Charles I singing Maggie May #TOTP

I mean I defy you not to at least be doing a little arse wiggle here #TOTP

Thrown in the nonce wing for trying to watch the London fireworks for free

What was your biggest impact on the internet?

Ignoring the shit elements (of which there were many) here are some nice things this year - Coventry City are top of the league - Saw Oasis, Pet Shop Boys & Madness - visited Liverpool, Eyam, Somerset, Dorset, New Forest, London - homed two new kittens, of which I still have my naughty boy Monty

Do you mind Monty, I’m trying to read Kathy Burke

My New Year’s resolution is to start making prank phone calls.

I have laid down the law

Saying goodbye to 2025

I dread NYE. Have done since my late twenties. I don’t like the pressure. I don’t like reflection and feelings of failure that brings with it. I don’t like the sense of running out of time. I don’t like being forced to party. But that’s a me issue. I hope if you love it, you have the best time!

Not sure when to say happy new year before bluesky inevitably goes down due to sheer traffic

Monty just ran off with my cocktail sausage

Good. Didn’t want to. Next.

As it’s the end of another year and we’re all getting on a bit (sorry, we are), here’s a poem I wrote about the passing of time if you wanted to have a little read.

Home alone tonight like a giant loser seems a very fitting way to end this appalling year.