"How do you do fellow television watching kids of Great Britain?"

To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic

I'm sorry but what the fuck were these poor people supposed to do? Go to the police and say "my son has bought a knife I think he's going to do something bad"? And what would the police do? Nothing. No crime had been committed at that point. This is a filthy witch hunt.

every day is grift day for Reform.

I think we've also just grown too accustomed to peoples faces being lit so flat and pedestrian in modern filmmaking. Look at that dramatic lighting ♥️

"The adults/grown ups" *takes massive gulp of supermarket brand vodka while an incorrect RPM, minor key version of Things Can Only Get Better plays in the background*

There are fewer people who remember leaders before Thatcher (I'm one of them). It's rare people think outside of what they know when it comes to politics so there's never any real change. Just new parties along the same lines which become more extreme or the old parties trying to be relevant.

So is that an idiotic stunt that went wrong, or is it an idiotic stunt that succeeded? I really have no idea at this point.

Smutty Carry On timeline synergy again.

Unfortunately I can't actively suggest the other alternative to using folk remedies because your medical insurance won't cover proper treatment.

Bro is just going to a con as "Quake character model".

I can't believe "solely being the background set decoration for 40 year old male streamer/YouTubers" wasn't a sustainable business model.

I refer you back to my post yesterday about how this point in time is quite possibly the dumbest cross generational cohort in history since they used to drown women to prove they were innocent of witchcraft.

Reform's entire platform is not, when you scratch the surface even a little, rational or serious As a result, it predominantly attracts inherently unserious people They've been given enough rope, they're already hanging themselves, & maybe a smart political strategy would be to spotlight that?

This really is worth reading. How the author of the leaked memo, Michael Prescott, working for Hanover that earns $$$ lobbying for American tech, was ushered into oversight of OfCom selection by Johnson and into a key position of power on the BBC by Robbie Gibbs.

I’d focus less on the “Oh no, the factional lads are doing factionalism” and more on “This entire project was always an absurd fraud, and now it is nationally calamitous one and nobody knows what to do”. It’s the latter point that’s going to be more important, in the long run.

This is the concept of "slap-droning", lifted directly from The Player Of Games by Iain M Banks, which Mollusk clearly didn't understand properly.

he definitely heard about how obscenely huge the US prison population is for the 1st time ever & thought "is there a way i can cram my shit in there? cars? no, no, tunnels? hm, probably not. oh wait, i have that robot! what if that robot! elon you epic lol brain genius memelord you'd done it again!"

Extraordinary that children in the world’s largest economy are taught to read with a method that doesn’t work - is actively counterproductive, in fact

People talk about how social media affects the young but we've all seen Facebook profiles of men in their 40s and 50s with quotes from A T*te, some 'loyal but dangerous' shite, and 'top fan' status for repeatedly saying "go woke go broke" on JD Sports ads. These people aren't normal.

Folk Horror Wallace & Gromit just dropped...

Perusing Running Man reviews and somebody pointed out if you were going to do a more faithful adaptation of King's dour, sour original novel you need a cynical satirist like Verhoeven, not the energetic Labrador sensibilities of Edgar Wright and I think that gels with why I've not been sold on it.

it's good for the world that this is happening but man I hate that it has to happen so much

Just seen the full picture. Christ.

Actually, this is even sillier in a year when Superman was such a big hit. Not only ignoring all the previous versions but trusting audiences didn't need another origin story for an iconic character.

If you think that “the slow vanishing of employee benefits” is a better trade politically than “the other lot saying you broke your promise on income tax”, you are out of your tree: www.ft.com/content/1160...

Just keeping women safe by... *checks notes* sending them death threats to women who disagree with us.

We regret to inform your all yer thirsty auld da's favourite journalists and columnists are raging TERFs

Whomst amongst us does not have a "average normal sized home" with five bedrooms? "Normal"

I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays

Escape To Victory Minder On The Orient Express Scum Carry On At Your Convenience

1. Salo 2. Martyrs 3. Ninja III: The Domination 4. Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

Right on cue, Bluesky’s ‘how are British people expected to defend themselves without pepper spray’ (in this case against a mother and her infant children) opinion havers may be about to see an example case. www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/b...

How much maintenance is everyone doing on their headphones?

The interior of this house is so white it votes Reform. tspc.co.uk/property/2-B...

The future ladies and gentlemen... a robot that stumbles around like your mate who just tanked six steins of beer in the space of an hour then did half a dozen shots of jager.

The more I see this, the more stupid it gets. It's like someone insisting you can't make a new Robin Hood film because he dies at the end of Robin and Marian.

CRYPTO USED FOR LARGE SCALE MONEY LAUNDERING YOU SAY?!?!?!? BBC News - Cryptoqueen who fled China for London mansion jailed over £5bn Bitcoin stash - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Watching Highest 2 Lowest and it has one of the worst, most cloying, overbearing, undermining tone deaf scores I think I've had the misfortune to hear.

Lest we forget...

If Highlander 2 can bring back James Bond from the dead, so can you.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

I honestly can't work out which ones have always been a bit bigoted and have just used media's tilt to right wing sympathy to break cover and which ones happily threw their brains in the radicalisation pan and got boiled, frog style, and they don't even realise they're now hateful fundamentalists

Imagine these headlines: "I was forced out of BBC News over white-supremacist views" "I was forced out of BBC News over anti-semitic views" And if you're relying on GC views' "protected belief" status, you're spectacularly missing the point.

SNP are indeed the least worst option in Scotland but that they've done that having perfected Starmer Labour's goal of "managed decline" isn't a great resume. NHS and education is absolutely in the bin under their tenure. But nobody else can offer anything better & Scot Green are barely on the radar

Opposition party that is not that far ahead, is deeply polarising, keeps adding *new* polarising positions to its platform - lose Crap government that keeps being crap - lose Rejected and unrepentant former government - lose Smaller parties in the government’s bloc - lose