Appleby's O-M-Cheeseburger.

There go all my secrets.

Roses are red, This stuff pairs better with thyme than sage,

Something something soaking wet pussies. #BucsPanthers

Regime Change at Bernie’s (2026)

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

Like I said, who's next... bsky.app/profile/atru...

"The United States can project our will anywhere, any time" - The United States Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth earlier today. Not defend democracy. Not keep the world safe. Not protect innocent people. "Project our will" 1/5

“My guess is that the United States will argue that it's never recognized Maduro as a legitimate leader of Venezuela and therefore he doesn't receive immunity. And the courts are going to be in the position of having to decide…”

These freaks want territorial expansion and they know Trump will do everything he can to deliver. This isn’t just a tweet from some random asshole either. This is Stephen Miller’s wife. Miller was in the room with Trump during the kidnapping of Maduro.

Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you

Funny how the question "how will we pay for this?" is never applied to the military or to starting a new war. If it helps people, we have to justify the expense. If it causes pain and destruction, it's all fine.

Look, I really don't understand The Traitors, mainly because I can't be arsed with it so don't really pay attention, but it seems very much like a shite riff on murder mystery swingers weekends and Among Us.

if anyone wanted to violently kidnap Starmer and prosecute him for something random in your country, I'm afraid there's nothing we'd be able to do to stop you, since he's a lawyer and he says that's fine as long as the head of state is unpopular enough

Wrote a thing: The carnage associated with fossil fuel is why speeding the transition to renewables is good for international stability as well as everything else. Fossil fuel is inseparable from violence, and dependence on it it has created a brutal world order....

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

Me waking up to yet another interventionist war started by the USA with the UK in close collaboration in order to collapse another nation in to an ungovernable hell-hole while stealing it's mineral resources...

In fairness to Cheney & Rumsfeld, this is the geopolitical world they created. This is the media that Karl Rove & Scott McClellan + Campbell & Mandelson crafted to sell & mitigate war crimes. The genocide in Gaza is just the last part in the collapse of post-WW2 norms they began. They won.

So that's a no then. What a shock you incompetent spineless gobshite.

Giving my internal organs the gift of an alcohol free Saturday.

TFW you're caught balls deep between the cushions of a sofa in an Wayfair showroom...

I’ll respond to this disingenuous question exactly one time. Maduro’s rule does is immaterial to the violation of sovereignty and international law that this strike represents. Go bother someone else with this nonsense.

It's like being stuck on a fucking Ferris wheel in hell istg.

I'm still 13 and it's still 2003 and the US is still invading Iraq and it never ends, it never ends, you will never escape

You know, I don’t think this Starmer guy was a human rights lawyer, must have been a bit

If Keir Starmer was ever given a spine he wouldn't know what to do with it. What a cunt.

‘ok now ask grok to put her in a micro-bikini’

Keir Starmer's approach to Trump reminds me of Stewart Lee's description of Richard Hammond laughing at Jeremy Clarkson's racist jokes while trying to look disapproving. "A cowardly man trapped between two forms of cowardice".

The reason that some men think AI can “apologize” is because they don’t see actually feeling sorry they did the thing in the first place as important. Pay attention to who is telling on themselves here.

Me observing the late night snack I've prepared after coming in wrecked from the pub;

TFW your limp dicked braggadocio fuelled metaphor accidentally invokes images of Germany invading Poland in absolutely everyone instead of whatever you thought you were going for.

Tony Stark voice; "That guy over there is browsing PornHub. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

Me in my shirt, tie, quarter zip fleece and dress jacket like a very serious serious person and definitely not looking like a guy developing a flop sweat because I can feel the DTs coming on after 6 hours without a bourbon

Trump is posting a bunch of photos without captions, presumably of him watching the Maduro kidnapping. Is this the inside of a SCIF at Mar-a-Lago or did they just toss up some pipe and drape?

How do you go through your life this criminally resistant to identifying jokes?

An 80 year old pervert going on TV to slur monotonously about the illegal invasion he just did. The logical endpoint of our political development over the last 50 years

Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.

Trump planning how to run Venezuela

I'm hardly original in saying this, but a lot of people are going to try to make this about whether Maduro being gone is good or bad as such, rather than the blatant violation of international and US law in a destabilizing act of aggression. Don't fall for it.

By "They stole our oil" what he means here is "They stopped us stealing their oil"

My mother was a refugee of the Salvadoran civil war. The Americans backed the fascists that took over the country. Now Salvador is run by a pro yankee crypto dictator who has built the largest concentration camp in the western hemisphere. That, is American intervention.

Some facts about Venezuela that will help explain the current situation a bit. 🧵 82% of households in the country are in recognised poverty, and were unable to resist Maduro clinging to power despite losing elections in 2024, and also won't be able to resist a foreign takeover of their government.

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

Can't wait for Keir Starmer to announce that anyone holding a bit of cardboard opposing what's going on in Venezuela is a terrorist.

Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

For those justifying Starmer’s lack of condemnation as ‘diplomacy’, I give you the Mexican President

How many people were killed in Venezuela last night by the U.S. military? We need to know.