Writing a really shit resignation letter

Some hobbying for you lot to look at

“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?” “No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”

Starmer is aggressively impervious to learning

Absolutely blows my mind that Starmer couldn't even get it together to fire McSweeny. He's the political equivalent of a tattered plastic bag caught on a fence.

It’s so remarkable that Labour took power in the UK and immediately doubled down on transphobia to “””protect children””” all while palling around with an Epstein Island-frequenting ghoul. And probably more than one.

Morgan McSweeney’s resignation won’t save Keir Starmer. Making a sacrificial lamb of his chief of staff cannot erase the Prime Minister’s own failure of judgement in appointing Peter Mandelson as US ambassador. Responsibility rests with the PM.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Sir Keir Starmer has appointed Peter Mandelson as his new Downing Street Chief of Staff.

#holdtheline latest

MorGONE McSweeney!

Cf Dawn Foster, “if I’ve heard of your da, I don’t need to hear from you”

A majority of voters want Keir Starmer to resign amid the scandal around Peter Mandelson, a new poll has found

The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.

Hold the line against what exactly? The Labour Party? Lol

And a month ago mandelson and the ceo of Palantir were in Laura K like it was normal

This is how I post

Yet, the entirety of the western media are reporting his spy activities lies with Russia. Even after committing an ongoing genocide, most of it live-streamed, western governments still refuse to mention Israel, who are at the centre of this.

are…uhh…are we the penis?

The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in

roses are red all girls should be gay

nothing more convincing than ‘really “DOES” work’ in quotations like that

Libs will get us all killed.

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

please consult the chart

Special guest has turned up at the football (Redbridge v Walthamstow)

Next time i'm up the woods may take some gardeners twine and make a shit load of nonsense symbols to hang up everywhere

the Guardian appears to be running with a ‘hire more women paedophiles’ angle on Epstein www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Keir Starmer, addressing the grubby circs which allow people like Mandelson to rise so far:

Local Tory MP came to look round work yesterday and whole room full of (non tory) healthcare professionals just stared at him blankly. When he asked what he could do to help the service, one of my colleagues just said "well, you could get us a puppy".

Food will be ready in about 20 mins Followed by toasted marshmallows

Two hours late but we move

TARPAULIN SECURED! Never bet against your uncle peebs

Failing in my mission to find a tarpaulin for the camp. Did manage to get a part from a shopping trolley to act as a grill plate for the campfire. God bless the kids in the Valley

In Britain these days, you're actually regarded as a bit of a loser if you're NOT a massive paedophile.

Four die and three others need liver transplants after eating Death Cap mushrooms in California

In these dark days of February, a little something to look forward to.

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

what if we went to the bridge and drunk cans under it and looked at the stars and remembered we're alive and then ate chips in nan bread and got acid reflux.

nazi bitches get kicked out of bars

I don't care if you're a big painting studio or not, if you paint very well or not. If you use AI to animate or paint your miniature, your art is worthless. Respect all the other artists, respect the planet and respect yourself.

My little nephew wants to go and check on the camp we built last year and make some improvements. I'm not too sure as the forecast is shit weather. His response is that we will have a fire to keep dry. Guess we cooking hotdogs in the woods tomorrow