Some of you bitches

Gobogeg, the Moon-Ladder, was a last-minute addon we made for the original Cthulhu Wars game, intended by Sandy P as the ultimate Great Old One but designed by Rich Luong and @snuurg.bsky.social to look somewhat more...intimate?

I hope burnham does that thing Trump does by buying gifts of shoes for his cabinet members and staff, but its shorts. And like trumps advisors they then feel they have to wear them whenever they are around Burnham.

Always seek advice

My 2 year old update on my famous shot from 8 years ago!

Gearing up for the Second Bluesky Air-conditioning War 🫡

But alas, dear reader: He could not

featuring art by my gorgeous and talented wife

Detective 1: I have a hunch Detective 2: alright Quasimodo, calm down Detective 1: why the fuck do I always end up on assignment with you Detective 2: *comically miming ringing bells* Detective 1: guess there'll be two murders to investigate now *gunshots*

Hearing that the Cartels have kidnapped Gregg Wallace in retaliation

I bet all those flags that yer da's paedophile enabling patriot group put up last year are absolutely minging now. Filled with filth, decaying from the Sun and ripped to shreds. Which is pretty much a good representation for the state of the country when you think of it.

I'd have renamed them something patriotic like Terry Butchers blood stained England Shirt Flatbread, Glenn Hoddle's Race Supremacist Spiritual Leader Oval Bite or Beckhams two decades lobbying campaign for a Knighthood Baguette 🇬🇪🏐

Remember its MexiCAN not MexiCANT!

British Hellraiser looks like that due to excessive anti pigeon measures

This is bollocks. Native Americans were slaughtered, Black people were enslaved, Chinese were thrown out after building the railroads in the west. Stop with the storytelling ffs. History wasn’t pretty, it was bloody, violent, dark, evil. Own it.

Unblock this person you coward!

For saving the lives of children.

New meme format just dropped

Arguing with yer da about the ongoing garden boundary dispute in the same tone and cadence as Gandalf casting spells when battling the Balrog

Gandalf tempting hobbits with his famous Gobble Melt 😏

Inject it

OutSTANDING

Vegans would rather bet money on the bob-tail nag than go to therapy

Fuck off home dirty racist shitbags

Been watching a guy on tiktok let his pet monkey pop his pimples and ngl the monkey has a terrible technique

Happy Independence Day! NOT!!!! 😈😈😈

happy 4th

Imagine having cooked your brain to the extent that you think these things are bad

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

somebody should have said something before they got to this point

it's true. once again @strongmisgiving.bsky.social and I team up, for ONE NIGHT ONLY, bringing an EXCLUSIVE LIMITED EDITION ONE-OFF PERFORMANCE to Banshee Labyrinth Banqueting Hall for PBH Free Fringe it's called INCUBUS SUCCUBUS VENGABUS 8:15pm on the 12th of August will never be the same again

Him and his fellow travellers wanted to clamp down on the Welsh language use within Wales This prick coming to power people need to realise that he will not allow us to just leave. There will be bloodshed

A newly published report has revealed the extent of Israel's 'systematic' gendered and sexualised violence against Palestinians 👇

this will always be a canonical tweet in my eyes

Genuinely had the best morning sat in the shade drinking coffee with the little one zonked out in her pushchair. Had some lovely conversations with the women sat around us on how good I am with her lol I can see a beautiful partnership when she starts talking lmao

I'm imagining the year 2269, deep in a bunker located in the what was formally known as New Zealand and GoreTex Bobby Moore Zuckerberg-Beckham's past life was a clinically depressed Poster in a past life. Or Napoleon Bonaparte.

250 years since Will Smith killed all them aliens

My fave celebrity past life story is when Toyah Wilcox gave an impressively accurate account (under hypnosis) of being a 15th century anchoress only for it to later be revealed that she’d previously starred in a period drama movie called The Anchoress

lindsay lohan leaving a party, 2010.

Had a lovely morning cosplaying as a divorced dad with my little niece. Will be painting roundabouts and hanging flags on lampposts in no time

Whilst people squabble over whether Zionism is racism this sort of stuff is happening day in day out

Sending the USA on of those birthday cards your boyfriend sends his dad as a bit of banter

This is what an early morning walk with me does to person *slaps side of infant "This little bad lass can fit so much warhammer lore on a walk its unreal!"

Its Cocaine. The answer is Cocaine

And for the whole length of his tenure as prime minister, he has armed and aided genocide, declaring himself a Zionist and despite his so called human rights legal background stated Israel has a right to commit war crimes. I don't have the vocabulary to state the extremity of Starmer's genuine evil.

ela me deu gelo