Finally: a soft drink Jamie Oliver hasn't ruined

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

The new Wallace and Gromit is a bit dark...

Christmas Carols Live with Professor Chris Whitty* *sorry this has been in my mind for ages

The White Vest remains on during the duration of the film

Donate www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

When your 2/3rds of a bottle of Jameson's deep

"Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, he was a second father. But they were all of them deceived, for another Tiny Tim was made..."

Horrific account of what goes on behind closed doors in Sir Keir Starmer's Christmas get togethers.

How long before Russell Brand, like the Elves leaving Middle Earth, goes to live in sex offenders valhalla, Israel?

People fear he's opened that bottle of Port that's been sitting in his cupboard for ages

Hooray! Hear my skill acting talents and @davidjcourt.bsky.social talking like a human!

Chad Agamemnon is still sending me lol

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

I think Posters should have sleeveless leather/denim vest cuts like motorcycle gangs.

that's unorthodox

I’m not sure this is how it all began actually

Walk yourself into the afterlife yer fucking prick!

This is how serving officers of the armed forces manage to get their views out, by asking former colleagues to speak up. Relations must be terrible within MoD and Westminster.

Ordered some prints of mum for christmas from snaps I had on my phone, and erm, this happened…

The cherry brandy is now opened

Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨

Going LIVE LIVE LIVE from Nanna's House in 35 minutes. twitch.tv/soozkempner

Does anyone else cat demand a fuss, gets it then demands a treat in payment for the fuss he demanded?

just put a lindor in each cheek

euan blair going to his wife's family for christmas dinner

I'm live!! It's Gedds' Grotty Grotto as we paint some Warhammer x twitch.tv/geddstation

The snowman doesn’t ’bring the snow’. This is a basic fallacy of correlation and causation.

I'm at kier starmer's for christmas. bit worried. he's gone glassy eyed and keeps telling me about his "fuck box". says it's upstairs and I should come and have a look at it.

just think, in another timeline there's a non-radicalised Laurence Fox playing a live action Nigel Thornberry

Laura Palmer's Theme

Someone's had a nightmare here 😂

Tbf Keir starmer has indeed been digging since 2022

I just remembered this frankly lunatic quote Armando Iannucci gave in the Guardian in 2022 and it's so, so funny now

Me offering visitors the bowls of snacks this christmas.

Without collapsing all differences or distinctions, I really don’t think we want to go down this path.

Can't believe i'm heading into Christmas eve without needing to rush about getting last minute stuff sorted. One less panic stricken man on the highstreet

bari weiss and cbs news are a good example of how the right places malicious incompetents in to powerful positions and how doing so can sometimes backfire. a less glaring example in the uk is @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social and her pick for chair of the ehrc.

What's better than two hands on a piano? 4 hands on your organ

Remember when the queen died and Center Parcs said all their visitors had to either leave or stay imprisoned in their rooms/villas for the funeral

Freida hard at work at the bakery 🥰

There are certain topics that you can mention and know immediately whether the person you’re speaking to needs a punch up the throat. Greta Thunberg is right at the top of that list.

Greta Thunberg arrested for holding a sign opposing genocide. When peaceful protest is a crime, democracy is in deep trouble. Happening under a Labour Government.

wondering how my dipshit fellow anarchist who used to email chomsky when we got into an argument, then wave his printed response email in my face has been doing the last few weeks.