Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I had a lovely day Love you all xx

Is it ok to make comparisons to history now, or is it still antisemitic

Whenever I go church crawling, I obsessively look for graffiti. Recently, in All Saints Church, Claverley, I hit the jackpot when I found this fantastic little guy ✨️ #history #churchcrawling #churches #historicgraffiti #churchesoftheworld

It actually works out fine. In Europe you're allowed a work wife, which your boss chooses, and a housewife which usually comes with your social housing.

I think a 20 minute session of doing an expressionist painting of Bert was the break down I needed to have today.

"It was the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps that showed us how to fight back against the machines"

URGENT🚨 Save my brother's leg from amputation🚨 My brother is disabled & has autism He was injured in his leg by Israeli shelling. My brother has a severe fracture & shrapnel is lodged in his leg. He needs urgent surgery costing €200. We urge you to donate & support him 🤲 chuffed.org/project/1580...

My boss has me fitted with a collar, mask and will only allow me to wear vulcanised rubber catsuits. I yearn for American Freedom

It’s cool seeing things like the news agents for example tut tutting Israel’s genocide law, but where were you the whole time which allows Israel to act like they can what they like over the last two years?

#WATCH | Philippe Lazzarini, head of UNRWA, describes how Israeli lawmakers forced their way into the agency's headquarters in Jerusalem and celebrated its destruction and burning in front of cameras. (QNN)

They should respond to US aggression through the proper channels such as voting, writing to their MP (nothing rude!) or protesting using approved language.

@IranianArmedForces dedicate a wave of ballistic missiles to me on my birthday you cowards!

Met a guy on the train. His name is Frank and he likes head scratches

🎈🎈🎈 Imagine i'm some Emperor of feudal realm. Maybe Jabba the Hutt's palace or possibly even some Chechen like Warlord, listening to 90s gangster rap with my homies to drown out the screams. Like all these guys you are more than welcome to visit me at court (my replies) to pay respect on my birthday

Big day for rockets

what

Another post breaking out of containment, the 20 or so of you degenerates (complimentary) I interact with on the regular. Time to hit mute lol

when you're a Big Important Account

"When I was 14, I once manged to wank myself and my family out of the family home"

Couldn't be arsed with the all the faff. Decided on a shower instead, if any of you were wondering

Thinking I may treat myself to a nice sensual bath. I'm talking scented candles, incense, literally pissing a ridiculous amount of bubbles and the ethereal tunes of Enya or some other mystical wench/fantasy like twink.

Just seen a guy on Youtube state in a Geordie accent "You have a potty mouth, a mouth full of piss, you!" And i'm adopting this

The three episodes of TrueAnon at CPAC can be described as the audio version of the sequence in Apocalypse Now! and Martin Sheen in the Bedroom waiting for a mission.

well played Mr Graffiti man

BREAKING: Milo, the artificial intelligence boy created by Peter Molyneux who lives in your XBox 360, has died after losing $300,000 on Polymarket.

So, right, Huw Edwards did nonce stuff and they didn't sack him. He resigned. I guess this is the BBC trying to look as though they're dealing with the problem. Thing is, they knew about this before he got his breakfast show. It's all a bit off.

hearing that joani reid has been given das Boot

Not kink shaming Kirsti Noam's husband here at all as we all have our "things" But the face on this dog here is killing me lmao

any active lobby or 'defence' journalist that doesn't include, in their reporting or tweets/posts on today's claims from Starmer, that he is lying and that we are involved in the US/Israel offensive against Iran can THEMSELVES be written off as a professional liar, never worth listening to again

Wireless festival giving Kanye a headline slot over three days and I bet it will sell out, there’s a lot of apologism for antisemitism and rape right there

The effort and energy that has been spent on rehabilitating this openly antisemitic guy by weaponising mental health lingo is astonishing. It also shows once again that The Fight Against Antisemitism™️ has little meaning outside of attacking the Left.

April Fool! The bombers fly right from our runways.

Don't ignore us🚨 My brother was injured during the war on Gaza and is still suffering from a severe fracture. He needs surgery to have a metal plate inserted in his leg. Don't abandon my brother, or he will lose his leg. Time is running out. We urge you to donate😭🤲 chuffed.org/project/1580...

The Guardian are reporting this as the first step on the Road Back to EU which is just embarrassing frankly

Chad Kroeger suggests the existence of Chud Kroeger

Begging the women who slide into my DMs to broaden their horizons. Its always “O bby pls” and “O bby I’m so horny” Sure, the height of the galactic empire is an interesting period but you shouldn’t be getting turned on by it, and the real shit worth discussing occurs from about 4 ABY onwards anyway

when he goes there should be parties like there was for Thatcher. A total disaster of a man.

Cheers Gemini, sons crying now

Atlanticists when confronted with the knowledge that they've wasted decades of their life

*long hard look to camera*

New AI called H8TR allows me to automate my hate so I can carry on posting more cat pics and miniature painting progress.

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

a new form of teen fuck-up emerges

A second incident of Joani Reid being inappropriate with naval officers has hit the papers archive.is/90M4D

Was placed on an anti AI list because I'm looking forward to Iran wiping US and Israeli Tech companies that profit off of genocide off the face of the Arabian Peninsula.

Currently involved in a standoff between me and the cat for him to get up off the garden bin and come in for the night.

Your conspiracy theory pilled dad, at an empty Esso station: IS TONTY THE TIGER BEHIND THIS

Hezbollah re-entered southern Khiam in Southern Lebanon, clashing with IDF soldiers at the area. Ongoing event, will update on developments.