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Auf Augenhöhe #photography #BirdsOfBluesky #KleineFreudenDesTages

#BlueSkyArtShow #One #JanuArty = #Insect #AlphabetChallenge #WeekBforBooks "The Red Sphinx (moth)" - July, 2023 #Phonetography #EastCoastKin #stucconit #camoflawless #warmfuzzy

Cat’s first time outside for nearly three weeks. He’s a happy boy 🥰

Grok is so much worse than you think.

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

To be blunt, we’re your canary. And we’re sick and tired of it. We warn you and you ignore us. Politicians use us to score “good Christian” points. Then y’all act surprised when your rights get stripped away. If you even hint at being anti-trans, you’re an asshole & trash.

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.

Jared Kushner - who owns shares in planned waterfront properties on the site of the genocide in Gaza - being in the Gaza Peace Team is a sick joke. Every day there's something worse, designed to make everyone feel like they're losing their minds.

Maybe not coincidence the press filled up with screaming terror about ethnic minority sex offenders and transgender people, in the same decade that multiple appalling scandals broke revealing politics and business - the most powerful people in the world - are knee-deep in coercive sexual abuse.

For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.

they have never got over a black woman saying "hey kids eat your vegetables, they're good for you!" it's been decades if she'd said "Breathe oxygen, folks, you can't live without it!" half of these fuckers would be dead and the other half would at least have amusingly squeaky voices

Where might these crackpot conspiracy theorists have got the idea they can simply roar unhinged allegations at public figures in newspapers, someone would investigate and find a process fault, and then they could declare all their fucknut claims proven beyond doubt and scream for heads on sticks?

the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday

Despite "nearly 500 years of scientific evidence" showing that touching the hem of the King's robe does not cure scrofula, the FDA is putting tuberculous mycobacteria in the water supply to see what happens 🧫

brunch with the crunch bunch

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Different parties, same tired politics. They act like rivals but serve the same agenda. Only the Greens are offering real solutions for a fairer, greener future.

This is genuinely, actually disgusting. I quit Spotify years ago over the Joe Rogan shit but this really should be the last straw if you’re still using it. Apple Music, and Tidal both pay more per stream than Spotify and offer comparable catalogs.

"I have not eaten cake since my sixth birthday. My lifestyle factors predict I will live at least 120 optimal, cake-free years."

People performatively mispronouncing Irish names is one of my pet paimhs

Look at this absolute queen

Just almost convinced a guy in the office that Vanessa Paradis had a whole album called "Le Transport Publique", and her follow up to Joe le Taxi was called Pierre le Bus.

it's not too late, how do we morbius them into thinking we actually wanted it

We need to shut down the entire cosy mystery genre until we can figure out what's going on

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

they have never got over a black woman saying "hey kids eat your vegetables, they're good for you!" it's been decades if she'd said "Breathe oxygen, folks, you can't live without it!" half of these fuckers would be dead and the other half would at least have amusingly squeaky voices

They did it was called cocaine and everyone got kinda upset about it

I don’t know if “serve the same agenda” is exactly correct but it should be beyond any lingering doubt that all three spent the last six years fighting furiously for the approval of the third of the electorate who are racist crackdown reactionaries, and that only one has notable success with it.

#birdbot

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

"Oh dear, I've been telling everyone you were the world's oldest ham."

You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯

Leaving aside the weirdness of a politician trying to become President by bribing the warlord of another nation to install her And the bleak irony of a man being given a "peace prize" because he ordered 80-odd people killed...

gonna have a little sit before you do the thing? NO YOU WON'T. YOU HAVE CREATED A BIG SIT AND YOU ARE LOST IN IT.

More than any other show of its time, Star Trek dared - still dares - to imagine something that feels impossible: in the future, leftists and scientists will be able to afford rent in San Francisco

Last night, producers of the reality show announced in a statement that they had made the “humane” decision to not inform sequestered castmates ahead of Dreadstone’s arrival

JENRICK: (sweating profusely) Coup, what, who said anything about a coup, I didn't mention a coup, what are we a bunch of pigeons ha ha

I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.

Let's absolutely get into it over which of two countries that fucking suck, suck the most Assign some point values, really get into the details. Maybe a spreadsheet? I know everyone's going through it one way or another, but this is rats-in-a-cage stuff. Come on.

They are raising prices again. They don't pay artists. They stole Wrapped from a Black intern and didn't even credit her. Their CEO invests millions in defense contractors. Tons of AI slop. Payola schemes. Why are you still using Spotify?

Let's just check how much the RAM I bought for £200ish in october is now a....jesus christ

we're so starved for *any* public figure taking a loud stand against this fascist terrorism folks will hoot and holler even if that person has some Bad Positions, or even if they just otherwise suck (Will Stancil) it's fine imo as long as you don't convince yourself they're Actually Good

"Blue Jay's Backyard Bonanza" - Photographed March 9, 2022, in Palmyra, Virginia. 📷 #bluejay #backyard #bird