we're not going to have a good, sustainable social media site as long as it is made or run by tech people. that is why I am building my own out of water, small rocks, moss, snails, brightly colored shrimp, one of those sucking fish, a mermaid statue. I'll be honest, this may actually be an aquarium.

@soulmuppet.co.uk hello! Where is a good place to ask some technical questions about armour? The quickstart was a lot of fun, and the update actually answered a lot of our questions... but not *quite* all

The kids are alright.

It’s my birthday! Just like the Necron I am ancient beyond counting. If you feel like being kind to me today please repost my most popular model and see if you can get me some more followers for my birthday

i made this for my husband

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

people are using ai to create mass hysteria nostalgia that will in turn be used to turn them into reactionaries. they’re very subtly associating change with bad and that is used to enforce fascism

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian” “Jimmy Carr?” “No, she went of her own accord”

Folks, there are precisely TWO residential tickets left for Trick or Retreat! 22–27 October Moira, Midlands, UK £190 gets you a bed, food, and a few days of company with ~35 other lovely folks who like tabletop games, crafts, and gentle outings. Info & tickets via trickorretreat.uk

nah this the hardest shit of all time

🎵 Whoop whoop Dat's da sound of honey bees Whoop whoop Bumping into other bees 🎶

BREAKING | Huntington’s treatment slows disease by 75% giving hope to families

my partner has been watching Death Comes to Pemberley on Amazon prime and says their subtitles must be AI now

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

All right listen closely, I'd like to help you but I can't I can't tell you to open an admin Powershell and execute this command that will definitely Not get rid of every CoPilot package on your PC Get-AppxPackage *CoPilot* -AllUsers | Remove-AppPackage -AllUsers www.reddit.com/r/Office365/...

LMAO BYE

The Hollywood Reporter just published a nice oral history of Ron Howard's Apollo 13 (1995) by @aaroncouch.bsky.social I recommend that all fans of this film read this article, but in the meantime, here are some good quotes. 🖖 1/18

google no longer gives useful search results.

i miss forums

The hype is real. This two hour long doc about extreme birdwatching is an absolute delight, and nothing less than a soothing balm in horrible times. The makers have put the whole thing up on YouTube, for free with no ads, and all of you should watch it right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...

Hi from Hay-on-Wye @angiemckeown.bsky.social

Wow the direct to garment printer was willing to sacrifice skilled labor for a cheaper and shittier product that’s so wild.

*deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

This image is quite small, but I've typed up the whole thing in alt text

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

On time and on budget? Whaaat? Make this man prime minister immediately www.ft.com/content/639a...

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

the reason bosses oppose work from home so strenuously is not because they think it doesn't work but because they think it's an awesome privilege that should be reserved for awesome people (like bosses), not given away to their ingrate employees

Outstanding news that should be shared.

The best quote I’ve ever seen about this is that every Democratic leader of the 21st century is ideally suited by temperament and mindset to be in congress in 1995 debating the v-chip.

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

It’s really hard to do insightful satire of right-wing weirdos because almost any ridiculous stance you can come up with, they’ll just express freely without a shred of irony.

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

Just a heads up to anyone using Firefox:

For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

This rules.

From this week’s Beano.

DMing really is just letting your friends work through whatever internal traumas they have while you listen and do silly voices for them Also there’s usually pizza

I lost it at the influencer blahaj

Tom Clancy's She Comes First

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire...

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

As a former WoW lifer with subsequent FFXIV trouble, I *personally* wouldn't use "doing my dailies" as a synonym for healthy habits 👀

I'm excited to announce I'm going to be running a four-week remote workshop on creating interactive fiction with #bitsy starting at the end of September! Games created in the workshop will be featured in an exhibition at Accent Sisters in New York, with whom I'm partnering on this project!