11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2

I have been informed that when high school kids are asked a question on the spot in class, it’s a verbal meme to say “counting or not counting gang violence?”

Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR

Macbeth: SHIT

This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines

Drop a poster of one of your favorite horror movies from the year (2009) #horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky (one mainstream, one obscure. Please watch REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE. There's a Bjork needledrop.)

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Oh, you don't have to be nice to me. I'm just a technician."

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Déjà Vu is a weird movie from a weird time when America was all-in on "an omniscient surveillance state would be good and the government should have one" while still doing peep-hole "Spring Break at Sex Times High" antics substack.com/@shrecknet/n...

If you see this, post a character that starts with D.

attn @skaboomizzy.bsky.social

BELLA INNOCENT! FREE HER!

SEND HELP is the first 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 movie of 2026. #horror #film

Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.

Wrote about the copagandha franchise that uncritically presents Bad Boys as good boys: substack.com/home/post/p-...

We need more billionaires to become Mansa Musa-pilled. Just travel and drop unthinkable amounts of money on bullshit because you can.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

me (sarcastically) to my knees every morning

OVERLORD is a hell of a thing, a giant idiotic and immensely-satisfying crowd-pleaser of a war movie - #horror mashup: open.substack.com/pub/shreckne...

Janeway’s guide to #ThresholdDay 🦎🚀

HAPPY THRESHOLD DAY 🦎🦎🦎 (credit to crystal-mouse on tumblr)

Happy 30th Threshold! I love you so much!!!!! Thank you for changing my life!!!

Happy Threshold day to all who celebrate 🦎🖖🏽❤️ #startrek

Happy Threshold Day! #startrek #voy (original air date: 1/29/1996)

Wrote about the first truly 𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭 #horror movie I watched in 2026, THE SHED:

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

It is in fact very funny that the two movies that are concensus best in their genre (NotLD and It's a Wonderful Life) are somehow both in the public domain so characters in movies are constantly watching them, reminding audiences that they could be watching a much better movie 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸

bullying—and i cannot stress this enough—works

Not for his views, just because he hasn't put out a good album since 2010

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER (ʎɯɹɐ ǝɥʇ uıoɾ)

Never a bad time to watch OVERLORD, the closest we will ever get to a Castle Wolfenstein movie.

Type: PERMABAN Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm User: GBovino Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory... Requested by: SMiller Approved by: SMiller

It's fascinating how much "abolish ICE" has broken containment. What was once a fringe opinion held mostly by unimportant, annoying leftist Chapo listeners (myself included) is now just kinda... the mainstream opinion, in a matter of days.

The @seahawksofficial.com should roster Marshawn just in case the opportunity to do the funniest thing arises.

the way the "personal boycott due to concussions" leaves my body as the HAWKS ARE GOING BACK TO THE SUPERBOWL #GoHawks

Developing: Big If True

Remember, Edgar Allen Poe was from Baltimore so when you read "The Raven," you have to imagine Stavros Halkias narrating.

Michael Bay's LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

Wrote a lil bit about my favorite HELLRAISER movie, the improbably-good DEADER on my #horror substack. Kick me a follow if you vibe with this.

To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player. I'm picking my childhood hero, The Kid, Ken Griffey Jr. Reminder: Three people saw this swing and said, 'eh, not a Hall of Famer'

Wrote a little bit about a #horror movie I really, really despised. It's not that I'm unaware there's plenty of other stuff to watch, it's that I mourn the resources wasted to bring this vision to life when I know Fede can do better. shrecknet.substack.com/p/alien-romu...

inspiring message going into the midterms

Excel was being used to text Nelly as far back as 2002, why is Microsoft trying to fuck up such a good product with AI?

I can't explain it any further, but one of my most-deeply held beliefs is "the Spikeback model from Dinosaurs! is actually character actor Kurt Fuller"