An expansive read of that pardon implies that any and all crimes committed in the District of Columbia on Jan 6, 2021 are null and void, whether or not they were related to the Capitol attack Trump has retroactively enacted The Purge

Merry Christmas #horror #Pearl

less movies about the fear of trauma taking over your life manifesting as giant snakes, more movies about the fundamental fear of being chased by a real giant snake imo

My pitch for a THE BLOB remake would be 'take advantage of how non-horror people don't really know the '88 version'. Cast a bunch of likable comedians: Bill Hader, Charlie Day etc, shoot the trailer like a goofy send-up of the 50s original, then kill them all as graphically and horribly as possible

Edgar Allen Poe was from Baltimore so when you think of him describing the terrors in his mind, make sure to do it in Stavros Halkias's voice.

John and Yoko.

This might be the first time I have QT'd someone and said "doing the Lord's work" and not meant it ironically. Motion Smoothing is a pox on televisions.

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

yall wanna see the most fucked-up way to write an 8? of course you do

Travelling Friday, so here's my contribution for @brushwizard.bsky.social 's #MCP Friday paint-em-up. This is the first model I've painted in over a year

Porn video opened with this disclaimer. I want to draw attention to that last line: "have fun, respect each other, practice safer sex" because that's the platonic ideal of healthy adult sexuality and it's super fucked up that porn can tell my kid that but not a health instructor at school.

I am immune to Isaac Chotiner because I don't have any indefensible, morally-abhorrent opinions nor am I an incurious dullard with access to the levers of power.

anti-circumcision advocates have the hilarious combo of: 1) being pretty much right 2) totally unable to not be weirdos about it

I think in time @davidjroth.bsky.social 's writing on just how imcomprehensibly *weird* Trump is will be the definitive take on the subject. He's like Robert Caro but in a flannel.

throwback to when XBox gave me a free name change

all wrong answers. @brushwizard.bsky.social

You're welcome, @baseballhall.org

..:: ᎪᏚᏚᏬᎷᏆᏁᏀ ᎠᏆᎡᎬᏟᎢ ᏟᎾᏁᎢᎡᎾᏞ ::.. (retweeting this image)

it's 5 drop friday! How could I not? Such a weird little guy. I know TSP's reputation as "too complex" but honestly it just hit right for me, it was fanservice and new, interesting designs at the same time.

south america needs to probably pay attention to how bad the epstein files are looking for trump, because this will be the primary determinant of if south america is going to start receiving Freedom. probably starting with cruise Freedom, and escalating to Freedom leadership decapitation strikes

Yes, the reason there are no criminals in the UES is the $2.75 bus fare in the most walkable city in America. With that $2.75 barrier gone, Tavern on the Green will quickly become Gastown from Fury Road.

given the cast, crew and creatives behind this, it's remarkable it turned out only as gay as it did.

The Democrats did nothing wrong. They did nothing, and they did it wrong.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 953 9/9: Rarity: 95 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 I'm declaring that anything under 100 is a "win"

@schumer.senate.gov retire binch

I loathe sticker autos, you know they just signed a billion stickers and mailed them back. I know the exact same thing is true of cards but it's different knowing they actually touched it. If Topps can get Father Christmas to do on-card autos, they can get Altuve to sit for 20m and bang it out

I wish I didn't have context for this, because it would be so much better (it's already perfect, thank you @danasnyder.bsky.social)

straw panels you say??!

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 949 9/9: Rarity: 69 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒆

FIFA has the chance to do the funniest thing and give it to Obama.

noooooooooooooo 😭

I think the last sentence of this skeet will become a pretty evergreen phrase in the next few years, until Demonaxe the Warlord takes over and we have more pressing matters to worry about, like meeting the Skull Tithe.

what is that nightmare desktop configuration. my dude. learn to use folders.

you know how you can hear a turn of phrase once and it totally rewires your thinking about a subject forever? just heard someone refer to a Coke Freestyle's spigot as a "soda cloaca" and I'm gonna go lie down for a while.

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 944 9/9: Rarity: 51 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 I like when they do these grids that are facially very easy and it's all about the deep pulls. It's probable that @skaboomizzy.bsky.social got a sub-10 on this, but I'm proud of my 51.

sure jan

LAST MOMENT OF CLARITY is a good movie to watch if you would like to watch VERTIGO but only if it was written by someone with a massive head wound

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Meanwhile, in Norway:

he saw "4-11" on the scoreboard yesterday and thought that was the age range

Meanwhile you know Stavvy shot his shot with Emma while they were posing on the red carpet. That fat rascal probably pulled it off, too.

Not worried about military operations around Venezuela. Tulsi Gabbard is in the admin and she is a staunch opponent of "regime change wars." I was also born at 9 am yesterday.

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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

In @thejoedante.bsky.social 's GREMLINS II, there was a gag about how the psychopathic businessman demanded recuts of "CASABLANCA, now in color! with new, happier ending!" that were explicitly saying these were *bad* things. This is officially a "don't create the torment nexus" moment.