New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

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Tonight's film- heard mixed things but I did love the opening scene tbf, so it's a good start

Andy's such a sweaty cunt

In our fave pub in town & saw they have a beer in that's a collab between Black Iris and @celestialsanctuary.bsky.social! I don't think they have a clue who the band are, but no way am I passing up the chance to get an oatmeal stout called Stagnant Blood

Next doors teenage/young adult kids have been hanging out with their mates in the garage most evenings for a couple of years now and I was really intrigued by the setup they had there, fully expecting to be jealous. Finally got a look inside and they have a fucking BARBERS in there!!

Wait, does this mean I could get arrested for that spray can I keep in my car every winter?! Oh, wait, that's anti-FREEZE, nvm

These details from the trial of (one of) Trump's would-be assassins are WILD. Golf, strippers, the loser might die- it's ALL there

Appointing James Hetfield to head the CDC and announcing breakthrough research proving a correlation between lifestyle and deathstyle.

Better than calling my GP at 8am, tbf

Why is everyone talking about the rapture? Did I miss a press conference or something?

Every now and then, I like to look at random places in Maps and check the pics of random pubs, restaurants etc and I'm obsessed with this pic of a local pub in Wales

Didn't get out for many morning walks last week due to a combination of weather and work. But this morning was glorious, my favourite time of year- chilly, clear, you can see the mountains of Eryri in Wales to the south & the hills of the Lake District to the north. Gorgeous

Taking advantage of the Sun and getting in some steps around Fairhaven Lake & Granny's Bay

In a proper locals pub in Preston and got nose boops/face licks from this gorgeous good boy

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Today's gym session soundtracked by the new Castle Rat and Ho99o9 records. Very different, but fucking good

Why is this post on the UK Politics feed

Are we QUITE sure that Your Party isn't some elaborate art project

It's extremely rare I get to do anything technical these days, so doing a tiny bit of coding today has been fun!

I used to get nervous about playing live. Here's how I think about it now

Seeing the prices people have paid for SOAD in London made me think I'll just leave this here....

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Make protection your priority.

Trying a new Scotch I got for my birthday, been contemplating getting this for a while. Pretty damn good, too, tbh. Sweetish vanilla, I think, on the nose, relatively smooth finish, a little spicy on the way down. Really nice wee dram tbh

Put Chucky's face on something, and I'll fuckin' buy it (seriously- for my birthday this week, Caris got me a Chucky rubber duck and a Chucky Christmas jumper haha)

I don't think the white supremacists he's pandering to are going to be happy that a brown dude said that, tbh

Disappointed in this, purely because the ban of half and half scarves is on security grounds & not because they're an atrocity against mankind.

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

At least the rain is washing the massive seagull poop off my windscreen while I hide in the car

If work don't want me in crinkled shirts, they should pay for the time it takes me to iron them, this shit fucking SUCKS

I've seen a few people mention this, so tonight's film:

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

A vampire that is not Dracula

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

A bloody lovely Marshmallow stout by Fierce and the goodest pub doggo

Last night: a local show and 5 beers This morning: up at 8 and in the gym I may not be sensible, but I'm committed, dammit

A fun thing that happened today- went to a pub after the gig and some guy hugged me and thanked me for an amazing night. I was like "I didn't do anything??" Turned out he was at the same gig I was at and assumed I'd played because I have long hair and skinny jeans?

Holy FUCK, Skloss were loud. Like a dank, wet forest trying to kill you. Fucking great duo. What a gig.

A The Cure tribute band called Anti Vax, is this anything?

You just KNOW Labour are furiously drawing up audition sheets to see who they can get to sing that D*Ream song

Doing a short online cybersecurity course and I don't know how anyone fails these. The end of course questions are always: Your file is too big for email! Should you use: ImmaHackYou fileshare app Carrier Pigeon Sharepoint

This is some good news in a sea of bullshit, at least

Along Came a Gary

It's been a week since Fleshwork was announced! Preorders, including 2 new shirts are available from our UK, US, AUS and EU stores at pupilslicer.ffm.to/fleshworkalbum

Losing it at a draft beer system with a keg bundle being described as a fucking meal deal

Well there was an England flag here yesterday but I guess the students had a busy night!

Talking to my mother in law about how I know my fiancée hasn't got any lumps in her boobs, how's your day

The pub sign says "No dogs on seats". This doggo says "FUCK YOU"