Jadzia: Sometimes you want something so bad you don't care about the consequences. Odo: Me? Jadzia: Cabbage.

Jadzia: My understanding of solitary confinement is that... Jadzia: ...it's solitary. Miles: ( laughs )

Kira: Miles I'm pregnant.

Worf: Ok Ezri. What is it you think I am? Ezri: An idiot.

Miles: Now is not the time to panic. Miles: It’s much too late for that.

Miles: There isn't a woman in my life right now. Jadzia: But there was someone. Miles: Why don't you mind your own damn business Jadzia?

Worf: What’s up with Miles and Nog? Jadzia: They’re exploring an unwanted harem situation.

Dukat: What happened on Halloween just happened. Dukat: Will it happen again? Probably.

Jadzia: Benjamin you are the living embodiment of the crying emoji.

Dukat: Calmness is the cradle of power. Worf: Are you on drugs? Dukat: Okay.

Garak: There’s always someone on every team who isn’t okay with a little forgery Miles: Excuse me for having principles

Odo: I love you. Dukat: I love you. Odo: No. I LOVE you!

Jadzia: How are we supposed to find something if we don't know where it is?

Miles: Are you listening to El-Aurian Hardcore music? Ezri: It's strangely soothing.

Julian: Sometimes you want something so bad you don't care about the consequences. Odo: Me? Julian: Mollusk.

Ezri: The Admiral who visited you today was Boobles McStimulating. Ezri: A Trill assassin sent to kill you.

Julian: I'm on new meds. I wasn't thinking straight. Miles: Not sure if you're serious or if that's a gay joke?

Quark: I was born to call people schmucks but civility forces me to say ‘Tell me more about your hobby’

Odo: I like my belongings Worf. That's why they belong to me.

Worf: I'm a certified freak 5 days a week. Quark: Only five days? Worf: Union rules.

Julian: Step aside people. Let a real man handle this. Julian: (Does it even worse)

Dukat: Do you mind if I go outside and play? Odo: In space? Dukat: Yeah

Odo: Love sucks. Odo: I'm getting that tattooed on my face. Kira: That'll keep the boys away. Odo: I doubt it.

Garak: I once ate an okra. It tasted like lava-panther vomit. That was it for me.

Worf: Can you believe it? After everything he's been through Garak just wants to take care of me. Benjamin: That's Garak. Worf: Yes it is. But I can still take care of you Benjamin. Worf: And Julian will take care of Garak. One big care gang.

Miles: You can call me Micro O'Brien Miles: but I won't respond.

Odo: By the way letting yourself into my apartment and sipping from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating. Odo: It just makes you rude. Quark:

Julian: My skills have doubled since the last time we competed. Kira: Two times zero is still zero Julian.

Worf: Turns out our engine and plumbing problems were related. Worf: The Bynar suppliers were sabotaging each other’s parts.

Ezri: You're crazy Dukat. Dukat: Crazy about you Miss E.

Dukat: I'm so sick of reading about how screwed up I am on this station's bathroom walls.

S1E01: Ro Laren couldn't make it so Commander Kira joins the gang

Julian: Garak and I are history and it's gonna stay that way.

Odo: I once had a vigorous and supportive relationship with a fearsome 1.9m tall Borg who loved me very much.

Odo: I've had a lethal dose of gay particles

Odo: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me Quark. Quark: I’m so sorry.

Quark: Is reefer vegan? Quark: Asking for a friend.

Julian: Dukat are you my appendix? Dukat: Julian: Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Odo: We need a policy to recognize that he whom maligned it designed it. Odo: Hoping someone else would notice and fix it isn't working.

Ezri: Just because I choose to decline your invitation doesn’t make me a wet blanket. Ezri: That is a separate decision which I’ve also made.

Jadzia: I don’t miss social cues. I just think they’re stupid.

Julian: An attractive Doctor who zooms around in space for a living shouldn't have to spend any amount of time in prison.

Jadzia: Many of us feel stress and get overwhelmed. Not because we're taking on too much Jadzia: but because we're taking on too little of what really strengthens us. Garak: Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Jadzia: ( wheeze )

Worf: 🎵 He was a space Romeo. At the game of making love. 🎵 Worf: 🎵 He grabbed them in his trembling arms. And whispered ‘be my turtle Dove’ 🎶

Garak: It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you Ezri. Ezri: How does Friday sound?

Quark: Kira once had a panic attack playing ice hockey because there were 'too many variables.'

Ezri: So.. um... I think... would you... Ezri: ...go out with me? Garak: You muppet we've been dating for ten weeks.

Quark: I never think before I speak so I’m just as appalled as you are

Kira: Wouldn't it be great if liking someone meant they had to like you back? Kira: Of course that'd be a different universe and something else would probably suck.

Julian: Quark every single detail about your life is deeply disturbing. Julian: And yet somehow I envy you.