Miles: Some people are against drunk piloting a craft. Miles: I call those people the law.

Dukat: I am haunted by a past I can never go back to Odo: Well actually...

Miles: Too often I find out before I even get to fuck around

Odo: So you secretly hired me to kill you? Benjamin: Yes. I needed to see you. Odo: That is so stupid. What if I hit you with a starship? What if I shot you? Benjamin: You wouldn't.

Julian: Benjamin just slapped me

Dukat: Where did you hide the password? Quark: I put it in an email. Keiko never reads my messages. Dukat: Brilliant

Quark: Whoops! Odo: Whoops? My insurance does not cover Ferengi whoops! Quark: Well then tell them I had changeling PMS.

Quark: 'Barkeep’s combat log - The Bajoran marijuana has begun to wear off'

Quark: You can call me Q-man Quark: but I won't respond.

Kira: This Ferengi is not guilty of torture. He is only guilty of being Quark. That is their crime. And their punishment.

Jadzia: I'm here for you. Miles: Thanks. I'm going through a rough patch. It means a lot Jadzia. Jadzia: No I'm here for the money you owe me.

Julian: Do I regret it? Yes. Julian: Would I do it again? Probably.

Julian: My aunt wants to meet everybody. Julian: They think I'm making all this up.

Garak: Hey Worf do you restrict the flow of water and the migration of Betazoid fish species? Garak: Because dam.

Worf: You know what I always say Worf: let sleeping Top Secrets lie.

Ezri: I gotta go Jadzia. If Lwaxana finds out about this it's gonna be Goodbye Ezri! Jadzia: Goodbye Ezri.

Benjamin: What's the station's admin pin code? Kira: One. Two. Three... Kira: . . . Kira: ... four.

Worf: It turns out sometimes you have to do the wrong thing Quark. Worf: Mistakes are painful but they’re the only way to find out who we really are. Quark: You disintegrated Kasidy's pet glob-neanderthal. Kasidy: NO! Not Olive Green!

Kira: My roommate gets home in 45 minutes. Kira: Is that enough time? Garak: Yeah. That's enough for lots of times.

Kira: Would everyone please stop asking me if I had a rough night. Kira: I always look like this.

Ezri: I’ve never heard Nog condemn assault. Why does Nog support assault?

Julian: I'm spectacularly talented for twelve minutes every day. Julian: But I have no control over when that happens.

Miles: This Cardassian is not guilty of shoplifting. He is only guilty of being Gul Dukat. That is their crime. And their punishment.

Jadzia: Who would want to hurt Odo? Garak: Keiko: Keiko: loud buzzing noise

Worf: Sorry if I was withdrawn and freaky earlier. I was just trying to be myself.

Dukat: My sweet Bitch Muffin was kidnapped by the Betazoid mafia and nobody said anything?!! Garak: Quark: I think he means Winn Adami.

Odo: I think you've got several options Jadzia. Jadzia: Like what? Odo: They're all terrible...but you have them.

Quark: I have never taken the high road. Quark: But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Worf: Why would I go to infirmary?! They’ll just tell me what's deficient in me

Quark: I am a strong independent quoll in the skinsuit of a strong independent Ferengi!

Dukat: I’d like to be delightful. Alluring. Dazzling. Like a sultry hologram.

Jadzia: You cretin Dukat! I know that you took the Vulcan clubbing. And to a party.

Benjamin: Capsules are like space animals. Benjamin: They won't eat you. Because they love you. Benjamin: But they could if they wanted.

Worf: You won't find anything on the energy cloud Miles Worf: Not your storm camel. Not Garak. Not even your happy ending.

Dukat: Yeah I’m a false prophet. Dukat: But you believed me Nog so whose fault is it that we’re in this mess?

Jadzia: You cannot own a thing and love it at the same time. Owning diminishes the sovreignty of a thing Benjamin. Benjamin: Shut up and give me back my chemical grenade

Odo: Locarius IX has a torture museum with famous examples of bad behavior and explanations of the torture they earned. Kira: Is there a gift shop? Odo: Of course.

Garak: Someone or something on this station is distorting the laws of spirit. Quark: You know that's not a law? Garak: That's just what someone or something distorting it would say.

Ezri: Are you one of those patriotic augmented humans I hear so much about? Julian:

Ezri: My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Ezri: Then die in an explosion.

Worf: I like to swim naked. I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass.

Miles: I need to figure out who I am before I start dating Worf. Miles: So we need to break up.

Worf: I think we can be sinful. As a treat. Ezri: We? Worf: Oui.

Jadzia: You are literally sleeping with the enemy.

Jadzia: Do I have a crush on Seven of Nine? Of course not! Dukat: That’s not what I asked you.

Odo: Ok I'll bite Odo: Gnaw even. Murder perhaps. Maybe even injure.

Dukat: Things keep happening. How do I make them stop?

Dukat: Normal is boring. I'm not normal you know. Benjamin: But you look normal. Dukat: I know.

Garak: Do you love Miles? Julian: No. Garak: Good. When you love a man they drive you crazy. 'Cause they know they can.

Ezri: Jem'Hadar sandwich kicks like a bony-parrot with its balls wrapped in duct tape!