Julian: Did you kill any people? Garak: No. Only Breens

Benjamin: Crafts are like space animals. Benjamin: They won't eat you. Becasue they love you. Benjamin: But they could if they wanted.

Jadzia: Someday someone is going to look at you like you're the best thing in the world. Garak: But not you? Jadzia: Not today.

Kira: I hope Ezri didn't die. Kira: Unless she left a note naming me their successor Kira: then I hope she did.

Julian: I might start throwing ice cream at people.

Benjamin: But at your core you're still a loser. Right? Miles: I wish I had evolved but I am indeed the same loser. Lwaxana: I see. So a loser is a loser whether they're happy or not.

Quark: You have no right to do this Worf. Quark: You can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up. Worf: Well I think there are two people doing the fucking here Quark.

Dukat: Don't underestimate what I'd do to protect my Muffin. Odo: Leeta?

Odo: I'm a gentlechangling bear farmer.

Julian: I want you to know that someone cares. Ezri: Thanks Julian. Julian: Not me. But someone. Ezri:

Garak: Odo I've found that when it comes to doing what's best for you Garak: you have the distressing habit of doing the exact opposite.

Miles: I guess Julian gets to marry the perfect man and he isn't me.

Benjamin: I love you. Miles: You don't understand what that is. Benjamin: Yes I do. You're mine. Miles: Sorry to disappoint.

Ezri: Sorry for making things cringe. I am cringe. It will happen again.

Garak: I settled on a truth today that is always going to be true. Garak: That I'll do anything for my friends.

Ezri: You need to back off Kira. Ezri: Whether I decide to take Benjamin back or not it has nothing to do with you.

Garak: My only comfort is cold hard cash.

Julian: None of us are getting out of this alive Benjamin: Excuse me? Julian: I mean life in general

Miles: I got human on that ‘what species r u’ quiz. Ezri: But you are. Miles: Exactly! My day is ruined.

Quark: Is that clock right? It's already 3 am!? Quark: I hate space.

Julian: Unfortunately for everyone I will continue to do whatever I want.

Kira: Maybe I should stop being so angry. Jadzia: What will you do with all your free time?

Miles: What’s your biggest fear? Ezri: Why do people cut down bird houses to make bird houses? Miles: Damn that’s deep. Mine is snow alpacas but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

Odo: Worf's not just dead... he's extra crispy!

Benjamin: I would like to live in less interesting times.

Dukat: This station is a machine that runs on us.

Odo: Do I really have to sit in the back of the runabout from now on?

Miles: I would simply avoid losing the Defiant by not letting Riker's clone steal it

Ezri: I'm constantly fighting the urge to make weird noises for no reason. Odo: I thought it was just me. Ezri: ack-ack-ack-ackawoooo-ack-ack-ack Odo: vooRRRR vooRRR vooRRR

Garak: In case you were wondering Kira I am by definition the best version of myself. Garak: Definitely not a doppelganger. Nope.

Jadzia: You've gotta withhold sex to get what you want. Quark: What if what you want is sex?

Jadzia: Oh no. Who chose THAT photo for my personnel file?! Jadzia: I was so hung over. Julian: It was the only SFW photo I had of you.

Worf: I could fix him. I could make him worse. I could make puree of beetle.

Kira: Are you asking me if you should get implants? Kira: Because I thinks that's a great ide... Odo: Kira: big no no.

Miles: When you meet my girlfriend don’t look them in the eye. Or they’ll attack.

Quark: What's with the outfit? Benjamin: Quark: Seriously. Do not go shopping on your own again.

Dukat: Quark darling the Professor isn't a big fan of personal displays of affection.

Worf: Maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person Jadzia. Jadzia: You are everything I think about Worf. Everything I need. Jadzia: Everything I want.

Julian: Who started that petition to 'make the Lila's home planet VIII Song Contest a national holiday'?

S6E14: How We Defeated tiny things in only 2 Weeks

Ezri: Garak I really wanna kiss you right now. Garak: Resist that urge Lieutenant.

Odo: Okay let's say you're right. Odo: But it's too obvious. Keiko had to know she'd be the prime suspect. Dukat: Unless she knew you would think that.

Garak: I will do whatever it takes to get out of your contract and... Garak: out of your life Jadzia.

Jadzia: What if she kisses me? Quark: You kiss her back. Obviously! Jadzia: Okay Jadzia: but why on her back?

Kira: Eight Betazoids were found unconscious in the public lavatory.

Benjamin: How's it going? Worf: Sticky.

Julian: You were screaming some pretty nasty things at me. Julian: Wanna do it again tonight? Miles: Yes.

Jadzia: I was just trying to protect myself. Miles: Yeah well you've always been pretty good at that haven't you Jadzia.

Odo: I love games that turn people against each other.

Ezri: I'm just not a 'new experience' kind of person Julian. Ezri: My comfort zone is basically my workstation Ezri: And honestly? The lights are a little bright.