There's a little bird trapped in the trash enclosure at work and I don't know how to get it to fly out the door :(

FindMyFGC is now live! Built a site to help people find fighting game events in their area. You can filter events by certain games, and I'll add more games in the future You can find it at www.findmyfgc.cc

Sounds like a bad Lifetime movie

Of course i'm not getting high off the Sharpie pen fumes, why do you ask?

I really wish I knew why my car randomly decides Android Auto just will not work, no matter what. Works fine for months, and suddenly it doesn't. My phone hasn't changed, the cable hasn't changed, the port in my car hasn't changed. Usually I can just buy a new cable and it works but not today ><

Me after watching the latest chapter of Ghost lore

Every now and then I get the urge to write. I have an idea for a story, but it's just a premise, nothing else. How would I even start? Should I make an outline? Should I just wing it?

Technically 19 years between photos, but I don't have an easy way to find pictures from that far back

Loaded up the Street Fighter 30th anniversary collection and there's weird lag on this TV for some reason. Throwing a fireball as Ryu has him saying "hadoken" as the fireball is literally halfway across the screen. Loaded up Destiny, fired a gun, heard the gunshot at the same time. Weird

Note to self, don't dye clothes on one of the hottest days of the year

Why hasn't there been a mash up of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down and "Superman" by Goldfinger?

Feels good to wear a tank top again

Saw a reddit post where this trans woman was upset that she just got called a man and she's drop dead gorgeous. Kinda makes one feel hopeless

I didn't know what to expect going into it, but this book is really fun.

I swear, Amazon hires the dumbest people. Instead of leaving our packages on a cart, he decides to leave them on the ground, not 5 feet from the cart.

Love seeing queer wedding invites at work

Just randomly remembered something my dad used to say/sing, and I don't think I've thought about that in probably 30 years

The miscommunications between my boss and I seem to keep happening, unbeknownst to me apparently. My coworker had to take care of something outside of work. I've been sitting around doing nothing pretty much the entire time. Normally I take a break around 9AM, but since I've been doing nothing,

Slowly peeling off the plastic screen protector on that new TV last night was pretty nice

"Thanks, man"

The first 4K content I viewed on my old TV was John Wick 2. It only felt right to do the same with the new TV. It's hard to judge scale from the picture, but it's huge

So, I uh....may have bought it

Shit, game developers better hurry, they don't have long!

I get to do my absolute least favorite thing in the world, talk to a stranger on the phone!

Love it when the work system logs me out mere minutes after I log in in the morning, so when I go to clock in, it tells me I need to log in again

@reallyshybun.bsky.social got me this real cute Ghost tank top a while back, been using it as a sleep shirt for now

The thing I miss most about not having a shaved head is getting to drive with the windows down and not have hair flying everywhere unless I wear a hat

Americans are dying in a war nobody asked for, yet people wanting to transition and live their lives in peace are the problem. Get fucked, Mike.

I don't think I'll ever get tired of getting compliments on my hair/color at work

This is one of the most infuriating things I've seen in a long time

My voice sounds like shit today and I hate it

Woke up half an hour ago for reasons I don't want to get into, finally start to fall asleep, and a fucking car alarm goes off. Guess I might as well stay up now

Saw a comment in a reddit thread about a "Let's Go Brandon" sticker on a car, the comment complained about how "everything is political nowadays" Like, my dude, it's literally a political sticker. The fuck do you expect?

If you see this, post a chef 🍽️

The TV I want is back to $999.99 until the end of the month. This week will be the first paycheck with insurance taken out of it, so I don't know if I'll be able to afford it as easily

reminder that Graber has openly and actively hated this place since the invite only days, bc she and the rest wanted it to become a nexus for their technofascist friends to consolidate but instead it became a place where all the queers and furries were giving each other post-Twitter lifeboats.

I think I'm too big of a wimp for RE9. Saved after the first big monster attack and had to stop

I think one of the Taco Bell employees' kid asked if I was a boy? I wasn't really paying enough attention, but what I heard at the end definitely sounded like "boy" Would've told her nope if I knew that was what she asked. 🤷‍♀️

"Should I call the mailroom, or should I just knock on the maulroom door I'm standing directly in front of?" Our Amazon driver, apparently

i was told i started my job in mid february but then they pushed my start date back a month. as such i only have about $30 to last me the next couple weeks until i get paid. if you could spare anything or even repost that would be really appreciated. thank you C: $robinmayisgay V: robinmayuwu

One of the things I tried to do more of after transitioning is wear more colors. Back when I was pretending to be a guy, I'd just wear black all the time. It was just easier that way, because black goes well with black. Now I'm thinking of going back to mostly black because I love how I look

I think I need to hide the post it notes I bought. A few weeks ago a gray pad got taken, and today there's gray post its on the mail

Love seeing two months worth of accrued personal time gone with three days of me being sick. What happened to my sick time hours?

Make this asshole go fight in Iran, see how good of an idea he thinks it is then.

Could've sworn I heard people say Boy Kills World wasn't that good, but honestly I don't know what people expected, but I got exactly what I thought it'd be going in: over the top violence held together by a shoestring story

I love some of the early mission prompts and their timing in RE9. The door shuts behind Grace, she's freaked out, she asks herself "what should I do?" and then the prompt tells you exactly what to do.

I was pent up last night but too sleepy so I took care of it this morning