Someone let me DJ their orgy

drop your favorite song about oral sex Thee Headcoatees - Come into my mouth youtu.be/gCGbD3v4dW4?...

Important lessons for transition: 1) the laws of Germany 2) be nice to Mommy 3) don’t talk to commies 4) eat kosher salami

muffaletta?? of course I'd letta!! forgetaboutit

*hard boiled detective voice* a dime named Penny, she’s short changing herself if you ask me

Drop your favourite songs about oral sex I have a lot, but the aggressive (heh) enthusiasm on display here just tips it over to the top spot

laying here mentally picturing Walter Skinner in his whitey tighties giving me a peptalk

girl who calls the stair machine at the gym the ‘flight simulator’

smells sweat and shawarma 🤤

i’t be cool if the gym had a mosh pit room

back on my gym rat bullshit

remembered to do my #wagonwednesday homework for once. really need a good grade on this, don’t wanna have to go to summer school

back on my back on my gym rat bullshit bullshit

love how my gym feels like working out in space station sometimes

I really gotta stop watching trans Insta reels. some of those girls got the woims…bad

there are a few songs out there that no matter how I feel always perk me up this is one #afrobeat Antibalas - Talkatif youtu.be/KsMHAgCB868?...

idk who out there needs some afrobeat in their lives but heres some good stuff Antibalas - Dirt and blood youtu.be/TxXem2IF2mQ?...

pretty sure y’all don’t like afrobeat as much as I do but if you do or curious Antibalas just put out a new record and it’s pretty damn good Antibalas - escape youtu.be/qbRPASRCDoM?...

we should be able to charge our employers rent for having to remember their passwords in our brains which could be remembering cats and space facts and stuff

nah dawggin’ it

just saw a gardner white billboard that said "OVER 800,000 MICHIGANDERS HAVE SLEPT WITH US" ok damn gardner white

sailors, take warning

Oh God, my rent check just bounced. #MutualAid I need $700 ASAP venmo.com/sayhibobbi cashapp.com/$sayhibobbi

i like women and dislike war

out: getting stoned out of your gourd in: getting stoned and getting into a large gourd and making it your new home

dumb short lil skate edit of knee slides ✌️ #transgirlskateboarding #gracejonesrules

back prowlin’ the streets for #tittytuesday

fine, I’ll try that fancy new gas station/fast food place from pennsylvania that just moved into town

dumb short lil skate edit of knee slides ✌️ #transgirlskateboarding #gracejonesrules

out: getting stoned out of your gourd in: getting stoned and getting into a large gourd and making it your new home

im cinemaxxing

kiss me I’m eyeless -a mexican tetra

they should make lowercase numbers

desire out of nowhere to crawl into bed, cry, have my dick sucked and take a nap. being a girl is weird sometimes

there’s also the soul crushing waves of random sadness, which is still preferable to the constant soul crushing sadness of before

eggo waifu

I recently complained about HRT killing my sex drive that is nothing to complain about compared to how much it made COLD HURT🥶

since there’s masking tape does that mean there is femming tape?

back prowlin’ the streets for #tittytuesday

kiss me I’m eyeless -a mexican tetra

also me

uh yeah Quark, Earth fucks

my cat likes to chew on the TV when she doesn’t like the episode of Star Trek im watching

that look when admrial henry has enough of your xenophobic bullsiht

clearly

sabotfrottage

same same major