cornless bonedogs

Who sat on it better? 🤣

today I bought a porn tape with Worf’s weird pondering/sex orb chair #vhsporn

I am beyond geeked about how cool/weird/sexy this turned out #vhsporn

ok here’s a bit of the weird solo strip/masturbation scene I shot on my VHS camcorder… there is more if you’re interested

love when she says

older catgirl that insist you call her “nyan’am”

we're gonna steal the butter declaration of independence

she’s watching the Expanse again

you turn slightly and catch me with….that look, the look that made me fall for you. i flip the switches to arm the PDC cannons. we give one more look at each other. you swing the ship around. engaging targets

part of me want to abandon my post to embrace you and let the torpedos overtake our small craft and rip us to shreds so we become one with the stardust, forever together

you at the controls, my eyes on the reflection of your beautiful face from my station at the PDCs half daydreaming of you, half scanning for those who wish to do you harm. ready to spray thousands of tungsten pellets to protect you

ok here’s a bit of the weird solo strip/masturbation scene I shot on my VHS camcorder… there is more if you’re interested

today I bought a porn tape with Worf’s weird pondering/sex orb chair #vhsporn

love when she says

older catgirl that insist you call her “nyan’am”

skate bored? no, actually I find it quite thrilling

now what to do with the rest of my day anyone know a good place to find VHS tapes in metro Detroit?

I was first introduced to Pansy Division when I was 14 or 15, with this song specifically. Helped me confront some internalized homophobia- I was uncomfortable around queer people because I saw something of myself in them and didn’t want to. Punk rock helped me start to be cool.

I am beyond geeked about how cool/weird/sexy this turned out #vhsporn

scene report: slept in/wake/bake/cat on lap/sipping coffee/Guitar Wolf on LOUD as I review the solo masturbation scene I shot on VHS yesterday Guitar Wolf - Cosmic Space Girl youtu.be/Usujzw1ZO8Q?...

💖 Guitar Wolf 💖

i HAVE to tell all my friends i got the mountain goats guy to write a poem about my dumb shitpost this is the peak of my existence on this stupid website

guy who gets really flirty when he gets high but only because of a wire that got crossed in his head really early because he thought it was getting hugh so now he "goes into hugh mode," which means he acts alternately like hugh grant and hugh jackman when they're in romantic comedies

I think some of y’all are gonna like what I did with my VHS cam today 📹📼🔞

⚠️ High Whim Advisory ⚠️

take these…you will need them where you’re going 💐

big bopper voice

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

enjoying a sasparilla and Fallout date w/ @chiptune.gay 💖💜

Gonna show this to the doctor at my BA consult.

Yusef Lateef - Eastern Market youtu.be/_TveobyX-ps?...

getting bread is the yeast of her concern *she would still love to cum inside you

Last minute wagon for your Wednesday

hot girl on grill action #wagonwednesday

its called edging off

militia joan hart

🖊️ Finally a commercial about me and mine

the only man I call daddy

ugh tony hawk posting an AI video of himself kinda sucks

become the monster you need to be

serve the curve

getting bread is the yeast of her concern *she would still love to cum inside you

sometimes I think about trying to change a core personality trait of myself then I remember I’m just a woman who happens to be a cat and there’s not much I can do about that

hot girl on grill action #wagonwednesday

If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped. www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...

its called edging off

did anyone else used to just stare at the static channel on tv until you could start seeing things in the static and it became difficult to move or look away

picking my gf up from work #tittytuesday