wearing my acute accent hat so people know im stressed.

assuming a RP2 earth so i can get butter chicken and poutine

somebody had a few and started feeling dialectical

its nothing turning into a xenomorph and going on a date with mothra won't fix

its my party and ill play jazz if i want to.

hosting a party tonight. also piggy braids.

last time i was home i had a corned beef skillet with sunny side up eggs and a side of hot cakes, and ive not stopped thinking about it since

meet cute

my opinion on cars is that they should be rare, electric, and they should all look like this

i made a little plane :)

good. rest in piss.

cant help but read off as 'of and only of'

ive become one of those people that genuinely prefers playing a 150$ plywood guitar...

how has fruit cocktail never come out with 'oops all cherries'

i think i might have adhd. i was just working a python project and i needed a large sample text file, so now im just writing a short story??

i showered, ate two meals, exercised, and did my nails today. executive dysfunction? never met her.

with these, my penis bone earrings, all the black in my wardrobe, and general moroseness, it might be time for my goth girl era

spooky scary earrings

i set my first crossword and it contains the worst clue in the world: "Title of an Australian memo about the hour in Perth" 5 letters

Repost to make an artist happy

i did not realize just how much baseball is happening

rice-a-ronin the san francisco samurai

its so funny how the girl in shameless has a clear new york accent

currently in some hot water with my attorney cause i put Ø wherever it said 'initial'

if you use ai just know i think less of you

ive never really been one for digital art, but i had so much fun animating this self portrait.

little flour sack

i wish i was a raccoon

the greatest thing about being non binary? that you can drink blood for sustenance

ive been thinking a lot about the kurt vonnegut quote 'there are no atheists in foxholes. thats not so much an argument for god, but against foxholes'

i hope the next clipping album is a western

dont talk to me until ive had my coffee and cigarette and crossword and panic attack and lunch and nap and coffee and snack and alone time

the soviet equivalent of the scouts had the motto 'always ready!' which is basically the same as 'be prepared' but infinitely cooler

i should not have gotten rid of my hobby stuff this soon cause i still got a while here and im bored.

tried talking about math with friends. have people tried this?

my favorite part of card games is the rules. sometimes i just read card game rules.

all words derive from a theorized 'first word' which linguists think probably meant something like 'mouth sound!'

the new king of the hill is not very good

what you need to understand is that Speed (1994) is a bad film but also the greatest movie ever made

i am watching my cousin vinny respectfully

while we're at it, fuck off with the Dear William shit. if youre emailing me im not your dear and if im not to be hanged im not William.

i end my emails with Regards and i think people who end them with Best Regards are show offs.

ive had a very productive evening and missed the window to get rid of this, so it might be my look for a while.

had some fun with the clippers and i look like gen z maury muehleisen

had to throw away all my make up recently very 'im probably nonbinary but i cant think about that rn because im moving'

i imagine i show up to my first day of hell and they go 'heyyy a newcomer. can you introduce yourself and give us two truths and a lie'

watchin a picture with one of them skarsgårds in it.

nobody says gtg anymore. there is nowhere to go.

i want what they have

an old ex girlfriend of mine just texted me about the rules of gin rummy