good day to be willows hair (getting cut notwithstanding)

i bought the cute bird scissors. one thing i did not realize is that they CHIRP!

big bed hed

sometimes i look at myself and think i could do one of those girl to girl transitions

one time i was talking to my bosses boss (long time ago, very different job) and he asked me how it was going and i said 'just another day at the circus' and saw immediately on his face that was Not The Vibe tm

used to be family that hadnt seen me in a while would say 'youre so tall!' now they say 'your hair is so long!'

im probably the first person with bellybutton dysphoria.

we have yet to know what horrors lie at the bottom of lake erie

some clocks have two hands other clocks have a third hand that we call 'second'

for any set of satans it is imperative you vote for inf satans

cishet men who dont sit right? cultural appropriation.

psychiatrist told me i have boob want. also some other letters i didnt listen to

that yellow polka dot bikini song captures a very specific feeling

saw two roadkilled pigeons just not. do not text.

you can be a weird loner if you want i mean dont but like if you want

i am watching a video of a talk from a crossword convention. i am subscribing to the channel that uploads talks from a crossword convention.

if you were a bird what bird would you be?

cause 🎵life is a nightmare and imma be cryin all night looong🎵

tornados are proof that monsters are real and they live in oklahoma

two things i will maintain in womanhood is cutting my own hair and doing my nails with a pocket knife.

people really seem to get a kick out of bad test answers. they got it wrong dude its not that funny.

'but if you make the test hard, you have to grade a bunch of bad tests' cried the frog 'lol' said the scorpion 'lmao'

'um are you wearing a woman's shirt?' 'nah dog its just left handed'

steam is an evil company. for example they just sold a very busy transwoman seven incremental games for 40 dollars..

my open ball lately

they serve food at music venues so you dont have to eat the musicians

they play music at restaurants so you dont have to hear other people eating (the worst sound in the world)

if u wanna be a conclusion that follows from its premises thats valid

im a girl but the idea of being a cowboy is compelling

im like if an eccentric was sad

scaring central europeans with the piggy braids

was at dinner with some friends and this woman sitting next to me and i both did the 'reach for each other's arm' thing that women do. feeling super fucking valid rn.

combinatorialists only want one thing and its bounds

pov ur flirting with me and im blushing

right. what is yearning? do i need to buy a carabiner?

the math department has a lot of young men who mumble and old men who cant hear

being born 😎

its fucked up im gonna fail. girls shouldnt have to fail

its fucked up im busy. girls shouldnt have to be busy.

im actually a differentiomancer. i can read peoples tan lines.

5 minute hands

student asked me if convolutions will be on the test and i just couldnt bring myself to be like 'well now that you mention it convolutions are really fun :)'

it is a new day

when i was growing up, my parents had a joke that my one sister was my mom's, the other my dad's, and i was the mix. which like.. truly a joke ahead of its time.

me but im very expensive and also hella method

how to make digital art not look like garbo?

sometimes i look in the mirror and im like who the fuck is that? sometimes i look at old pictures and im like who the fuck is that? sometimes i think about the future and im like who the fuck is that?

showered and got dressed today ig

i like to play this game called 'sniper' where im out in public and just suddenly duck