happy thanksgiving from our mug to yours

life is a highway and i am the bus from speed

i want to try the name willow btw you can call me will

anarchually i think this might be a good model for currency

its really fucked up that aiming for the middle of a dartboard is basically never right strategy..

i may have a big plan next month for all you yarn perverts out there

me at every party function soiree or shindig

it is wednesday my dudes

cracking open a cold one and playing The Game That Hurts You

the best flavor of pie is the cutie pie reading this

pecan pie is the best pie and if you disagree i hope you have ass kicking insurance cause ur about to pay a deductible

guess what dumb bitch just spilt hot syrup all over the kitchen 😊

hoy es martes mis amigos

blue jay idk

it is mondee my friends

i think my least favorite thing about reality is that i and everything i love are heavy and take up space

i need to learn a brass instrument

i just think its funny that you could know me for years and this skill would never come up. then one day BAM!

nobody ever asks if i can play the accordion its like they dont even care

no yea im probably neurotypical everybody goes through a scrap metal phase right?

somebody just told me what a performative male is and i was like right thats how people see me time to off myself and then i looked up pictures and was like wait these guys arent pretty at all nvm

joan of arc from bill and teds excellent adventure do you fw they/thems?

DAMN. I need a cigarette

stanley put his whole kubrussy into this movie its incredible

watching 2001, a movie one of my best friends once described as 'plotless'

theyre shepherd maxing. straight wooled up.

one day everybody around you is old. not you tho youre so hot

bghgmg stands for backgammon hug mug

bit of bghgmg lore: i am a slut for backgammon

begotten

they/them they/thems they/them they/thems they/them they/them they/them they/thems

heute ist freitag meine schätze

i cant believe merzbow is going to be in fucking helisnki...

look at your man now back at me now back at your man now back at me thats the kuleshov effect baby

things are not going well is mercury a tardigrade or whatever

what do you mean im cold and tired like thats two things

happy 237 days until international nonbinary peoples day

gettin trad with the homies

okay, but hear me out...

me fr

people around here are such bad drivers they need a rear view camera for the front

did yall know i have this?

i have a nagging suspicion that people dont actually listen to me they just ask me something and stare at me for a while

people are skeeting that cloudfare is down, but nobody is mentioning minutecryptic!

instead i will play saints row 2, the best video game

i was very ready to have a productive day, but now there are strangers in my house and i want to die

i am big hug mug. reply to this and ill assign you a hug mug.

im bghgmg btw

my favorite part of a fiber art project is when you get to pin it up like a dissected frog