[thoughtfully] reidemeister shibari

a lot of scientific types like rock climbing for some reason ive never understood but if youre a mathematician and are able to do so i think you should try skateboarding

as of today i am a registered, card carrying, doctoral student

bitch im on a train weeeee

i cant sleep im thinking about nomadic peoples and their rich traditions of nonplastic art poetry and literature and the ilk beauty molded by hands callused and heels blistered from nothing but the weightless clay of desire to create to be heard im jet lagged i post

my name is will short for willow long for w

i have successfully connected to my dorms crazy ass wifi system (not eduroam, worse)

europe im inside you

if you dont hear from me, i fell out of the sky. besitos friends and neighbors.

you all are so nice to me, a creature made of hot glue and asbestos

shes a useless bitch but when it comes to airport security shes a fuckin operator

right. here we go.

you know what not enough of you girl lovers liked this.

ive unlocked a new pet peeve: when people abbreviate until as till. why the extra l babe???

in about 5 hours my life is going to explode again please pray or drop a 'hi willow!'

icicles are hanging ice

me fr

shut the fuck up

i had a roommate wendelin whom everybodyd call wendy and people were surprised when he was a man. thats the vibe im going for by being a girl called will

i love a legal drama for dumb bitches

i really enjoy all of you saying hi to me in this thread, ive returned to it multiple times today. just thought you should know.

video calls are like voice calls but you can see me and i hate to be seen

its pfp day and so on this is a film picture of my favorite mug

i hope one day to do crime they have to make up a word for

they call me willow but i wontow

it just feels good to come out so fuck it my name is willow im nonbinary and im a girl

changing my name to bill so uma thurman hunts me down and kills me with the five point palm exploding heart technique

theres a mob boss in my email dude vito corleone type shit

literally im just a girl

that nobel prize winner also has a name. first and last if you can believe it

today in 'me and me'

if youre an american and youre not throwing napalm on a senator while chanting the dark prayer i think we've heard enough from you

when you guys say eu, can you include me in that too? like finland france bulgaria and bghgmg if its not too much trouble thanks guys

my catholic parents have this romantic idea of subsistence farming as if it wasnt gods punishment for the first sin

should people be mad at me: a nonbinary perspective

me after i get out of bed

you know the when the presidents spouse is a man theyre gonna call him the fgotus

its so fucked up that boobs are so cool but the word starts with "boo". thats a bad thing! we should be calling them "woohoobs"

prime minister is actually chosen for its marbling and maturity

they made the periodic table woke

you know when you lose your phone and you think 'no cool ill use my phone to find my phone' and then the horror of the modern age creeps in

me: that me me: she dismembers people willow! me: that me :)

i actually found my 'certification' card the company gave me. ladies contain yourselves.

i used to have this job where i got to drive a front loader with like a 10 speed transmission and ive never found anything else that feels like that

i was talking to a royal scribe the other day and i says to the guy 'yea i think ive been scrolling too much' and he said 'sister, we're all overworked'

look i get thermoses like they keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold but like how do they know?

first items of the day: coffee, crossword, panic, back to bed.

i am one again awake. i am not thrilled by this, but im going to do as much as i can today.

me if i was john waters

its not imposter syndrome if youre the thing from john carpenters The Thing