stupid bitch who cant catch a break

if they wanted to make pizza more efficient theyd put the sauce and cheese all the way to the edge. then the crust would just be a small circle in the center

shaved my legs now the shower look like cousin itt got merked

my mental health would improve greatly if i could just hang out in my underwear and play guitar more often

my roommate is gone until monday and im leaving on thursday. i think ill pay guitar for 12 hours tomorrow

since its pride month did you guys know im willow and im a trans woman?

pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white

for a functor U:Citz->Pris that forgets liberties, we may define its left adjoint F:Pris->Citz. F is referred to as the get out of jail free functor.

happy pride month bluesky <3 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫡

do you think im pretty?

i have never touched grass if youve seen me irl no you havent

i think were clicking

ive been interested in scrollwork recently this is the first time i feel like my crosshatching looks okay

dudes rock but if a woman did that it would rock twice as hard

im posetmaxxing and its terminal

there is no such thing as an average bghgmg post. i think the appeal is i could post literally anything on here.

people will say beauty pageants arent all about looks, but talent and poise and whatever. this is not the problem. the problem is that they are competitive womanhood*.

bluesky promise ring for those who are mutually exclusive

i contain multitudes like a cool ranch victorian child

asserting my dominance by playing 7th fret harmonics over an ebmin9

one time i was on a carousel and the plastic horse broke its leg. they had to come out and shoot it with a nerf gun.

yea sex is great but you ever buy a tool that shreds cheese? thats grater

i have not felt comfortable for well over a year going for the record ig

its really interesting how jazz went from dance music to intellectualized experimental music while electronic music did the exact opposite. (tho now both now come in vanilla)

some absolute shithead convinced to ask an open question at a workshop this week and it is going nowhere i want to die i hate everything

theyre going to old yeller me because im unpleasant and bad at math

do you believe in love at countably many sights?

bugs bunny is hunted by a man with a gun who is drool on himself horny when theyre glammed up and is also named BUGS BUNNY and youre gonna tell me shes not a nonbinary transfemme? get fuckin real, doc.

its not so much she said she liked them its that she led by asking me where i got them

an austrian told me she liked my boots, so at least one of them has at least one correct opinion

add a word ruin a food: yellow cake uranium

big hug update: we now have this thing where we say 'tell me the thing.' and the other says 'the stressful part of your day is over.' i love being friends with women.

is it fucked up that the women in the department default to doing all the set up for our department lunch/coffee breaks? yes. does it mean you can ask to help and get to hang out with the other women in the department? also yes.

one time a job interviewer asked me 'whats one thing you would change about yourself?' and i said 'my gender' and they said 'lmao hell yea sister jobs yours'

why are you trans wrong answers only i needed bigger pockets

i need a full roll of those ABNORMAL stickers

i fucking hate the sound of silverware on ceramic, which is especially bad because these god damn europeans cant stop scraping their plates

my math background has a certain 'wow idk what youre talking about' in art circles but my art background has a certain 'okay? idk what youre talking about' in math circles.

i think im name blind which is particularly bad in a field where every idea is a Witherspoon-Gyllenhaal theorem

gold star trans woman (has never peed standing up)

ik im pretty and sort of funny but im actually full of rage

we focus on the positive: got to by some measure queen out with one of the only women in the department.

parrot girl named willow

professor said he was happy with how smoothly my tutorials were run, which is fuckin news to me

the two genders (coffee and tea)

'look ik yk what i mean' (nobody knew what she meant)

the boob freckle is sacred

me in social situations as of late

it is summer 2016. i am learning jim croce songs on the guitar. it is summer 2026. i am learning jim croce songs on the guitar.

there used to be somebody who would write "HUGS" all over helsinki. i think other than that this is my favorite piece of graffiti