hi

yeah, cis and abled-bodied person, fully capable of using the standard restroom by walking an extra fifteen steps, go ahead and hole up in the one gender neutral restroom here for fifteen minutes. I'll wait. I'm fine.

I'm always saying this

we will literally invent rocket launcher cars instead of investing in public transit.

You're walking down the street, blissfully drinking your morning coffee, thinking about a cute girl you like as an electric car decides the battery is on fire, ejecting said battery 2/3rds the speed of sound, cleanly removing your feet and shins just below the knee. Elon Musk cums big time.

i got birthday cards in the mail from both my brother and my mother that refer to me as "sis" and "daughter" respectively. I feel incredibly lucky in this regard.

no video from today’s skate sesh because I spent most of it talking to couple of other middle-aged lady skaters at the park here’s more slo-mo(ish) slydz from yesterday

it's my birthday. if you follow me, you have to say something you like about me in the comments.

POV you are not men you are DEVO

POV you are me and @chiptune.gay

finally, I've discarded all my standard socks and started fresh. got to keep a scant few novelty/patterned ones, but I have to have a memorial service for my beautiful orphans who must be killed. RIP — I hope you find your matches in the sock afterlife.

#wagonwednesday the stooges - tight pants youtu.be/y3C9RPieU0o?...

Director Patel tweets that a katana with “they/them pussy hits different” written on the blade was found near the scene.

my apartment is really close to a marching band practice field for a college. I moved here in the summer, so I never really experienced what that meant for me, but golly I sure can hear them very clearly from my bedroom.

oh right, get dressed. I should probably do that.

alriiiight, 3pm and I'm all done except for straightening up my desk (a pointless sisyphean task), and sweep a vacuum through here once my roommate wakes up.

spending the first day of my extended bday weekend doing laundry and cleaning my room, so I have a safe, clean, comfy place I can actually relax in

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

I need to start keeping a small notebook with me and take notes as I work on music. doing harmonic analysis on my own songs in LSDj is a nightmare if I come back to a track and go "uh, wtf were you doing here? I have no memory of this place"

Chat what's the best way to run LSDJ on a GameBoy pocket? I know DMG is preferred but, hypothetically, where would you find a compatible flash cart, in 2025?

more #lsdj #chiptune sketching done while in the confines of public transit. was talking about modes a bunch with somebody, so this is kind of a phrygian deal that opens up into a natural minor kinda deal for tension resolution with a comfy bVI - bVII - i kinda deal.

more #lsdj #chiptune sketching done while in the confines of public transit. was talking about modes a bunch with somebody, so this is kind of a phrygian deal that opens up into a natural minor kinda deal for tension resolution with a comfy bVI - bVII - i kinda deal.

bottom surgery that gives my dick a mist setting if i rotate the head 90 degrees

J.R.R. Allin and the Mordor Junkies

new single 🚶🏪 floorbaba.bandcamp.com/track/what-c...

goth morning, dolls

neat house in my neighborhood. love this town.

very tempted to just get an analogue pocket and stop dealing with the headaches of original hardware for Gameboy music production. there's a part of me that tells me it's "giving up" but idk.

Here’s a video of an Analogue Pocket running the ROM that generates random variations of the cover art for my LSDJ EP, “Kardashev’s Brain”. It was coded by my close friend @zevanrosser.bsky.social in gbdk. It generates a bizarre brain blob as well as some alien-like glyphs. #gameboy #gbdk #chiptune

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im in a beautiful polyamorous relationship with both the fish and the women built on mutual trust, open communication, and a regularly renewed fishing license

yay, today is my Friday if Friday had a second, secret Friday right afterwards

introducing the Unfairlight, the world's first roguelike sampler

oblique strategy: make a new hole

looking for investors in a new business venture

now you KNOW the economy is screwed up

good fucking gosh I don't wanna go to work

Hey are any of my followers from Michigan or Illinois? One of my friends is a trans girl who needs a place to stay for a few months. She has an air mattress and can pay for her own food.

mornin' sluts

look at my girlfriend's ass

facts

This fit goes hard (Sailor Moon)

compersion is liking all your partner's reply gals comments on her posts.

good morning lesbians and all ships at sea 🚿

hotdog

WE MAKE THE TV GLOW is finally up on Archive for you all to enjoy!! Please share this far and wide. The world needs trans art, now more than ever. Made with love, from @aesnos.bsky.social and friends 💕 archive.org/details/we-m...

touching grass

there's no contradiction between "hating trans people" and "wanting to fuck trans people". have you guys heard what men think of women

looking through the geneva conventions for kink scene ideas

yet more cyberyuri grist for the cyberyuri mill