don't worry we're professiononals

adventures today. had to take some of these pictures really quickly #gameboycamera

extremely orange cat

💜💖 w/ @missatombomb.bsky.social local pride event got postponed, but we're still extremely gay.

if there's anybody I know who could have eaten a hot dog on an airplane, it's @missatombomb.bsky.social

begging creators for queer sapphic stories of people in their 30s and 40s at minimum. also, hey, recs in the comments if you got em.

alright, which one of you wrote this book about me. this is libel.

y'all ever cuddle with your girlfriend and best friend on the couch? goddamn. I feel guilty (complimentary), like I've stolen the fire from the gods. like I've flown too close to the sun.

I like mirrors for home decor. it's like framing and hanging a picture of the room you're in.

my son has no manners

trying to tell myself that 'boss' is a gender neutral and very normal thing for a customer to call me.

customer compendium entry: Guy #006: absolute mental breakdown because the ATM would alternate between English and Spanish text. the very sight of non-english text triggering him into a full on fugue state.

I'm so hungry I could eat a meal

TLDR: this was the most bonkers thing I’ve ever seen anybody do on a skateboard in person

taco bell with no lettuce on anything was pretty unfortunate, but ten year old me would've been fuckin hyped for it, so that one was for her

frot pilgrim

aw, they were the first show I went to with @missatombomb.bsky.social dang :(

how it started / how it's going

y'all, this synth sounds fuckin awful. I love it.

my bestie got me some flowers and we had a nice sushi lunch. so grateful to have people in my life that consistently know how to make me feel special.

alright, day of. I got nothin' to say I don't think. nothing positive or inspirational or anything. I did what I had to do, and I'm making the best of it almost every day.

sure. pink and blue. muted greens and orange autumnals. also, hey, we're rising sign buddies.

whoa it is, how'd you do that?

tomorrow marks four years of being me. looking at this, I feel like I peaked in 2024, but maybe I just need to go back to my natural hair colour. didn't even take the day off work this year. idk. I'll think of something retrospective to say by tomorrow probably

no other household chore has a reward as sweet as laying on a bed of freshly laundered sheets and blankets waiting at the end of it.

I'm usually resistant to buying little things that don't serve any function, but I couldn't say 'no' to this stupid asshole.

same, honestly

I just spent 20 minutes shaving all these little fabric pill balls off my mattress with a body trimmer cos I swear I can feel them through the bedsheet, like an incredibly neurotypical 'princess and the pea' situation. it was driving me mad.

New 'but they were both bottoms' just dropped

hitting the pipe

to protect myself from the SE Michigan stomach parasite, I vow to never eat vegetables again.

that famous metal-punk feud between the Hetfields and the MacKayes

"male socialized" in the sense that we've seen how men socialize 👁️👁️

🤔🤔🤔

any cow girls, you're safe with me. I'll buy you all the booze you want.

BARE_KNUCKLE #pico-8 #pico8 #chiptune

gosh it's been almost three weeks since I've posted a picture of myself. kind of a good metric for how I've been doing, I think. getting better maybe lately? here's hoping.

gosh it's been almost three weeks since I've posted a picture of myself. kind of a good metric for how I've been doing, I think. getting better maybe lately? here's hoping.

this was the move. we fucked up letting the bosses know we can understand them.

nice 48 hour social media detox

guess who just showed up to work two hours early? shifts ≤ 5 hours should be illegal anyway. I'm clocking in

my pronoun is only she because I could never be her

i thought I would feel like I'm free from the tyranny of this game when I finished all deck stakes and challenges, but the remaining stickers and getting a naninf score still taunts me.

happy 4th

"hey man, if I can't vape in here, neither can you. cut that out."

the extra special usa themed playlist at work today makes me want to kms myself

if i could look like anyone i think i would look like the communist bear from forbes