it's so fucked up the guy that invented the octopus died penniless and alone

ive watched endorphin port too much

Wow you’re telling me that you did a bunch of work and an A.I. company just stole it without asking or paying you, that’s so crazy

excuse me

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

gameplay is when next to big box there is a little baby box so you can jump on them

i'm so glad i'm the only one awake for this fart i would call the police if it wasnt mine

i know its just a tambourine loop from one of the most iconic jungle tool kits but it feels like it's mine www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkMH...

okay so Will Smith has a NatGeo series called Pole to Pole? yeah no notes who cares i guess

You know what? 2026 is the year I'm not playing nice anymore. If copyright means so little to use A / I for playing around, here's one of his book for free: Color and Light James Gurney [English] : Free Download, Internet Archive share.google/qjDjFS6QhhZJ...

when I was a kid I was positive the Wendy's girl was Pippi Longstocking

what's up with the guy in the trivago commercials is he like the ceo's uncle

what's up with tiktok these days like is it okay to be on it

what is love if not two people slowly poisoning each other 😌

sometimes you gotta get your computer chair a lil sticky cause you realized what the next part of your song should sound like

yeah so like i was saying, don't vote for this stupid asshole

He gave a bunch of Nazi salutes and out came the super soakers (pic from Mpls subreddit)

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

Good morning from a few blocks away from the Broadview, IL ICE facility, where people are streaming into a protest despite below-freezing temps. Broadview officials said they expected 2k - 5k people at this protest, but I'm not seeing anywhere near that number right now. Many elders in the crowd

This guy couldn't even get a retirement match because his heart turned into an air fryer from all the roids.

Junior-Lite by Fors is a free VST3, AU, CLAP for Windows, macOS, Linux "an immediate tool for melodic lo-bit tones that lets you explore the 4-bit sound" fors.fm/junior

god i hate when i'm writing and i'm like this part is perfect what could i even add where could it even go

Riot is just what they call a protest after the cops show up

Reminder that this very useful block list exists:

⚠️ Please, if you are a young Trans+ person, DO NOT engage with any NHS survey I can not stress this strongly enough - there is absolutely no good reason for any young Trans+ person to put themselves in harms way by giving any identifying information to an institutionally transphobic organisation

incandescent rage. people not subject to criminalization in this country don’t understand that this. is. policing. and this type of sexual violence is completely inseparable from it.

is there some way to go about making a eq/comp preset that does exactly what my old analog mixer is doing to the signal that i can drop on the master so everyone can hear it the way i do

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cursing your timeline to keep you on your toes i hope someone else can cleanse it for you

wait what do you mean "for" like it was a gift?

this shit gave me the hiccups

Bit late at night for me to be finding out about this metro.co.uk/2026/01/15/d...

i shoulda been making my own panang curry years ago

They are raising prices again. They don't pay artists. They stole Wrapped from a Black intern and didn't even credit her. Their CEO invests millions in defense contractors. Tons of AI slop. Payola schemes. Why are you still using Spotify?

Cancel your Spotify subscription.

i would be the best porn star ever if people would start jerkin it off to someone being a class act

getting emotional at how these positive vibes melodies are pushing up through the negative vibes bass and it feels so hopeful but still kinda scared and timid, like a flower coming up in a storm

did my governor tell me i should get a gun

4 Lakota men were kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. 3 of them were taken to what used to be a concentration camp for Native people, and the only people talking about it are other Indigenous people. I am angry but mostly numb, I am so used to this at this point. We are always forgotten.

Naaaaaaailed it

like once a day i check bandcamp to see if they're still up

[straightening my curly tie]

are basements habit forming

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again