Katie Porter gotta be feeling like Charles Durning in O Brother Where Art Thou when his opponent gets booed for trying to stop the Soggy Bottom Boys from playing their hit song

happy anniversary of when almost nothing happened

Whenever I hear about people's sugar-blasted Starbucks drink orders I can't believe *I'm* the one who's pre-diabetic. Why hasn't fate come for these sugar guzzlers while I am punished for drinking black coffee?

The staffer who came up with the idea for this photo op is gonna have something good to brag about in their annual review

Now it's time for me to tell you about a good youtube channel I found. Today's episode of this series: Sonne Immage www.youtube.com/user/sonneim...

Another great control room spread from "This is Cape Canaveral" by M. Sasek. #wardsmorguefile

Anyone who tries to make the faux-clever and simply wrong point that "Charlie Brown actually did have hoes" gets an instant block from me

After this brag last time, I'll admit that today I just parked on the street and paid $3 for the meter rather than dealing with the garage

RIP weird outdoor temporary bathrooms

“Hello, Emily. This is Gladys Murphy up the street. Fine, thanks. … Say, Emily, could you go to your window and describe what’s in my front yard?”

Let’s hear it for the sexual chemistry between Tony Shalhoub and Allison Janney in BIG NIGHT

j.b. scoops ice cream, meredith, new hampshire, 1984

I'm gonna ask him to read Richard Corliss's fawning review of JCVD (2008), Van Damme's attempt at respectable drama, where Corliss took the bait and wrote the immortally stupid line "He deserves not a black belt but an Oscar"

Out: Baby Shoes, never worn In: Cameo from Action Movie Legend Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lowered Price

“Colorin Colorado” by Camille Bordas is the best short story I’ve read in years. I read it in her new book, but you can also read it on the New Yorker website www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

In all the years I’ve walked around this neighborhood, I never really stopped to look at this Louis Sullivan beauty

The sheer obscenity of a president saying “big money will be made” in regards to a war he started for no clear reason

They should do this for adults too, when you set up a mailing address in the city limits they should give you a library card like how they register you to vote automatically

Birbiglia's Sinatra story is so haunting that I know I'll think about it every time I hear the name Frank Sinatra for the rest of my life www.instagram.com/reels/DUZi3B...

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

The Cuban Missile Crisis famously occurred every two weeks until Kruschev left office

Sure, I spent the '80s watching action movies that were mostly military revenge fantasies about the Middle East. But then I went to college and spent the '90s watching movies mostly about Tehran schoolgirls trying to accomplish various simple tasks. The Iranian New Wave would fix a lot of people.

Pretty nuts that we're dealing with an "astronauts on a moon mission don't know if they'll return to an Earth ravaged by nuclear war" situation like a classic episode of the Twilight Zone

Well I've never heard of "Mk.gee" or "Dijon" so it doesn't seem like they did a great job

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021

You have impoverished your culture, your economy, your science, your tourism, your education system, and your health care system for the pitiful, miserable spectacle of watching some terrified immigrant parents get chased down and locked up in front of their crying children.

When you factor in his hot movie star wife, Tracy Letts is clearly one of the coolest people in America

"Welcome to my old neighborhood." Jim Lovell Source: NASA TV. #ArtemisII

No one talks about how Mark Twain's hometown of Hannibal, Missouri is this close to the Illinois border. Illinois should share custody of Mark Twain with Missouri!

Shuffalo, 6m 11s 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...

OGs may recall that the early years (and maybe later years too, I stopped listening) of Jimmy Pardo's Never Not Funny devoted quite a bit of time to making fun of this guy

Due to increased costs under Trump's economy, 20% of guys have been laid off

ICYMI! Wrote about Frederick Wiseman and boxing for the Paris Review. Pleased with how this one turned out, hope you’ll give it a read 🥊

I forgot that some people settled on "Chris Rock deserved it" as the woke opinion about the Oscars slap

Shuffalo posting... Shuffalo, 10m 33s 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🔘🟡🟡🟡🟡 🤩🤩🤩🤩🔘🔘🤩🤩🤩 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...

Shuffalo, 17m 01s 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔘🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟡🟡🟡🟡🔘🟡🟡🟡 🔘🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🔘 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-...

You: the screen doesn’t work Me:

God DAMN

Gregory Sievers, American (1951- ), The Theater, oil, 36 x 24 in, private collection

He did not post this himself

Freshly prepared fried chicken is the best thing you can possibly eat for dinner

This British electronic record label Ghost Box Records does a lot of their album cover design in a pastiche of old Penguin paperback aesthetics. I'm obsessed

The work of Julian House, genius

This British electronic record label Ghost Box Records does a lot of their album cover design in a pastiche of old Penguin paperback aesthetics. I'm obsessed

The latest TikTok trend is called "Millandstanding." It's when you try to list as many Ray Milland roles as you can think of in under a minute. I have to admit it's nice to see young people take an interest in Ray Milland

A likely fate for Mr. Sputter.