I may have eaten human flesh in Michigan today

Lemon white chocolate Milanos... fantastic, arguably an improvement on the original Milano

Finding out there's a town in Argentina called "Coronel Pringles"... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronel...

unexpected Miles Teller reference

the toy store becomes a small cheval

Baby Billy Freeman has pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair

Ordered this for work and no one checked it out, so reading it now, first time with Cesar Aira. This is two novellas, the first of which possibly has the distinction of being the first/only work of prose fiction about a film festival

She could fix me

My work burnout situation is much more embarrassing than other people's because my workplace is not toxic or overly demanding, I'm just bad at my job and I can't handle making decisions. Checking a box that says "I'm a little boy who can't handle adult responsibility" on the exit interview paperwork

Poll: if you fall asleep on the couch watching a movie, do you try to pick it up the next day where you left off or is that just a movie that you mentally file under "watched half of it" for the rest of your life

I find it disgusting to hear people talk about food. That gross Dennis Quaid eating scene in The Substance is basically how I perceive conversations about food. Just keep it to yourself

The Pixies look like the cast of some 90s NBC sitcom that got moved to 3 different nights and then cancelled

There is a guy in this cafe who keeps taking important work calls from a laptop and all he's saying are variations of "top 100 markets, top 100 cities, top 100 metrics" over and over again to the point that it has ascended beyond parody & become educational as to what doing business is actually like

Revolution's 10% ABV "X-Hero" is the most disgusting beer I've ever tasted. It tastes like mango-flavored gasoline, what happened over there

Does Shazam not really work anymore or is my phone just busted

I didn't realize Zohran had Lou Reed in his administration, he really is a true New Yorker

Upzoning or “the best music scenes for jangle rock in the mid-80s”????

The Breadwinner (2026)

Who goes there Lol Jk wassoup brother (dapping U up) (looking into ur eyes and realizing I don't actually know you) Nahhhhhhh who go's th

The LA mayor race generating its own Trump feels like an extremely bad sign for the future. We are going to keep getting more versions of Trump until the public starts rejecting them

Tired: K-Pop Wired: K-Beer

Pete Dexter, Deadwood

Whoever came up with the workplace word "deliverables" should be tarred and feathered

Liminal space?

It's too early in the day for me to learn about this

This close-up on a suddenly scared Anthony Dawson in Dial M For Murder is one of the great Hitchcock shots

Wrong to the point of malpractice

Did CNN ever refer to someone as “one of Obama’s enemies?” Or Biden’s? Why is this normal now?

Chris & Cosey -- The Gates Of Ancient Cities [Ambient/Synth] (1982) https://redd.it/7xduq0 https://youtu.be/l6p_0TfQMgg

This is one case where I really want to know the context but there is no trail

Did a bit of a deep dive on Mayoe after seeing one of his tags a few blocks from this message... this interview is really interesting. It seems insane that we all have access to a podcast that interviews graffiti taggers www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGP...

after the odyssey, christopher nolan needs to team up with vince gilligan to make a movie about pluribus and memento happening to the same person at the same time

dreamt that food was so scarce in LA that people began eating clothes. specifically people scavenged the highways for discarded clothing and when someone found an old dried encrusted clothing item on the freeway, they ate it like a drumstick and called it “LA fried chicken”

hey man are you ok? I noticed you have a bunch of unique attributes but none of them happen to be aligned with the actual niche you inhabit

hey man is everything ok? I noticed your data recording instruments were registering a profusion of unprecedented and fragmentary signals, indicating that some kind of outlandish activity capable of defeating all of your attempts at analysis was at hand

hey man is everything ok? I noticed your gritty, unflinching civil war drama—a masterpiece of action, acting, production design, and cinematography—had a discordantly lush synthpop soundtrack, recasting our nation’s greatest tragedy—and triumph—as something to simply dance or shop to

our village woolmonger’s suit against the weaver’s guild is a legal gordian knot with ramifications for trade across the duchy, yet every stable boy and tavern wench with a fucking garment to their name is popping off with an opinion like they’re monastery-educated jurists

hey man is everything ok? I noticed your sworn allies, fatigued by the frequency of your psychological collapses, and baffled by their esoteric character, were beginning to ghost on you

hey man is everything ok? I noticed when we fled a scary cave, you ran head first into every single stalactite, and every single stalagmite you tried to hurdle hit you squarely in the crotch—meanwhile i was weaving though the very same obstacles with no issue, like the wind itself

hey man is everything ok? i noticed an 80k word document saved to your desktop that seemed to be a gritty cyberpunk retelling of anne of green gables

hey man is everything ok? I noticed a blinkered venality beclouding the redemptive potential of all your aesthetic grasping

Chicago Park District should sell beer at every park this summer. Why not just try it

Returning to the military hospital for my quarterly annual physical. A bunch of new doctors want to watch me do the cognitive test that demonstrates I absolutely shouldn't get my driver's license taken away. Obviously the word has gotten around that I'm doing some incredible work there.

Me during the pandemic:

In their final year, all research science students are required to take one semester of Maniacal Laughter.

The design of this bar looks almost exactly like the California Clipper

hahahaha is this actually in the movie? This is absolute dogshit