It's Friday night baby

"you're gonna get in trouble for that" "ok"

it's kind of wild being lectured on how to win elections by a group of people who lost to trump TWICE

Thank god it's whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil (TGIWFWTD)

mashed potatoes

get 'em king

Mayor Brandon Johnson on Friday vetoed an ordinance that would ban the sale of most intoxicating hemp products throughout the city, calling it “premature.” https://to.wttw.com/4awsDxU

I don't want to act like republicans. Sure it would be nice to toe the line and get everything done like they do, but the sacrifice they make to do it is not something I want. I don't want to vote blue "no matter who". Who matters. Fetterman, Sinema, Manchin show us the clear folly of that thinking.

Gavin Newsom can suck my balls. And that goes for any shitlib that might expect anyone to vote for him

friends of cops are no friends of mine.

Nothing gets me going like a well cited rhetorical argument

I heard about a killing of a Black man in DC by US marshals on a call from someone in the neighborhood then saw it confirmed by the organization @harrietsdreams.bsky.social & here. A Black man in DC was killed by the state today. Make the same noise for him as for anyone else when we have his name.

Newsom isn't a wolf in sheep's clothing, he is just a wolf in a wool coat. he isn't hiding who he is.

did you know that "kill your local pedophile" is only half the phrase? people often forget or ignore the second part, "unless they are good for the economy."

got bad news for him about rock and roll

Occupy Democrats is a fake news/clickbait operation run by twin Floridian brothers who've also run a fraudulent enterprise that was shut down by the federal government. And no I don't mean the Krassensteins. It's a different set of guys

Again it’s important to remember the context of these chats is that a woman was shot five times in her car as she was attempting to donate clothes at a church.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

weird how this keeps happening

lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous

This is the 38th time that the U.S. military has unlawfully killed civilians on the orders of Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump. At least 130 people — never charged with crimes, their identities unknown to their executioners — are now dead.

every journalist and reporter should now be asking Republican representatives what their favorite brand of adult diapers are since all of them are giant piss babies.

if you're still into HP and buying HP things, then you are a giant ass baby and will be treated as such.

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

their biggest fear is losing connection with people. make that fear a reality. it requires very little effort to do.

ICE List—Dutch site verified using publicly available data much of which comes from agents themselves wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents “Over 90% of people we've identified through information they themselves have made public…All we do is amplify already publicly available information.”

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"self growing cities" my dude there is NO FOOD ON THE MOON, you will have to continuously send supplies to the moon forever! That would be worse than sending supplies to literally any other spot on earth!

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

Kid Rock talking about the Olsen twins, who were 14-years-old at the time, on Saturday Night Live in 2001: "Why is every guy in America waiting for these chicks to turn 18? I mean, you know what I say: If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

“Go to therapy.” That’s the message Daye Gottsche, a trans woman, has for far-right provocateur Jake Lang after she helped save him in Minneapolis.

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

hahahahahahahahahaha

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

sucks to suck Pats.

I’m pretty sure the tortoise won the race bitch!!!!

Fondly remembering the months of weirdness/unhinged comments we got from Pritzker fiends on this app and others for simply (and accurately!) covering state police attacks on protesters outside Broadview. Godspeed to everyone in Minnesota facing the same from the Walz fan club

i will continuously beat this drum, but if you know someone who is an ICE agent or works with ICE/CBP, there is no better time than now to shut them out of you and your family's lives forever. let them miss every event, birthday, whatever. they are not worth your time. they don't deserve happiness.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Incredibly funny

never change, Chicago

even Shinedown has integrity

"You would get fired for this at any other job" is so direct and clear.

you cease we fire, every day

Lisa & Potato Character Design Sheet!✨

A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why? Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:

attention @j-t-r-o-n.bsky.social new Angine de Poitrine performance dropped

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring