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Kid got oral thrush from the antibiotics she had to take a few weeks ago. This shit got me feeling like the white RFK Jr

Making anti-corruption and anti-special interest issues your main focus is very funny to me because yes, a lot of stuff we’d tag as such ranges from unethical to evil, but that’s also how you people elected Lori Lightfoot

Parenthood makes you into a hermit and robs you of your dignity, but that means you get to tell the truth even when it would be unpopular to do so because who gives a shit what other people think you’re fighting for your life. For instance: I do not care for wrestling

I dream of the day when every member of a “farming community” is marched at bayonet point into a Blackrock owned new construction five-over-one adjacent to light rail and now we are another step closer to achieving it

Got the same result and checked, and the first time this number texted me they sent me a Laura Fine bit

I don’t like them either but I don’t think that you should be allowed to do this to them

Probably voting tomorrow. Happily would cast a ballot for Julianna Stratton if she moderates on one teeny tiny little itty bitty issue, but if she doesn’t and I don’t then she agrees that people like me are marginal and not worth persuading and you aren’t allowed to be mad at me

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society. Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

I’m sorry did everyone else miss that Jason Lee was working for Jasmine Crockett’s campaign lmao

Is the Olympics over yet? Fee like people are being less annoying about it lately

I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."

Personally I think it will be fine

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

Part of the reason that I believe the story about the Fine field staffer snooping around Kat’s campaign is that field guys are the only people deranged enough to do that. The fundraisers are always too detached and the comms professionals are too full of themselves to actually go and do anything irl

This is elite signaling, the rich exurbs pretend to be rural by doing conspicuous consumption of being rural and the actual rural areas follow them as taste makers. It’s also why they look down on cities even though they don’t live in one and what happens there doesn’t matter to them at all.

I’m actually from the country and I know how to get the white working class in those areas back on the Democrats side. You gotta do one of two simple things: 1) have a Republican destroy the economy to the point that there is 50% unemployment 2) Stalinist dictatorship

few things I find more disturbing than someone leveraging their child's death to a position of political influence, then using their platform to endorse and justify the mass murder of other people's children

“Voting against the troops”

I’m not in a position to critique Jewish community institutions as a whole (not Jewish) but this shitty logic is baked into the BDS law that some of them supported in Illinois. Can’t invest in Ben+Jerries because they criticized settlements, can give money to Elon, the biggest anti-Semite in America

On the one hand, I am a bit concerned about how we've all collectively gone insane. But on the other hand, I'm having a good time

I'll spring forward when I'm dead (I've rigged my coffin to catapult my body across the reception room)

Putting into a big folder titled “Laura Fine Third Place Evidence”

Fun thought experiment: -Kamala wins, Charlie Kirk lives -Trump wins, Charlie Kirk dies Which one are you choosing

If I know one thing it’s that Deb Silverstein’s number one issue is affordability

Perfect distillation of what apologetics for Israel looks like for a certain kind of racist

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Jeff Rosenstock did a great job capturing what it was like to be online in the 2010s. Very funny that now his music just describes what everyone feels all the time now. Skated right to the puck on that one

I am sure the gay Arab in occupied Palestine, occupied Lebanon and occupied Syria love their Jewish military dictatorship so much

Joe Biden, fresh off of helping Donald Trump get back into the White House, is at Jesse Jackson’s funeral doing a speech about how he is forced to endure microaggressions because of his disability (had a stutter when he was a child (5000 years ago)). I’m going to hate this man until I die

Good test of whether voters have any self-respect is if they elect Drake Warren to the county board over the incumbent Bridget Gainer, who misses like 25% of the meetings she’s supposed to go to and somehow is campaigning even less than that

This is what my grandfather looked like when the US government drafted him for Korea

Too early to tell but I wouldn’t have posted this with 3 years of the admin left to go

A middle eastern energy crisis with stagflation, welcome back Carter

Interesting that Congress isn’t considered a hall of power. There’s plenty of evangelicals in the house and senate but unlike the Supreme Court you can get that job without learning how to read

Instantly disregarded

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

WAIT THE BEARS ARE TRADING DJ MOORE NOOO AGHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DHS MY LIFE IS OVER I WANT TO DIE

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Sorry ma’am you’re too embarrassing to have this job any more. That’s why I’m hiring a 5’7” moron to replace you

It's kinda funny that MattY goes back and forth between getting really angry when someone blames Israel to doing this

It’s really funny for that soft pussy Josh Barro to dive into the debate about trans kids playing sports. Hands down the cisgender man most likely to be beat by a bunch of teenage girls at any sport he’d choose

josh barro running around a high school calling trans girls "males." the resource officer has been called but josh is too slippery. he's standing on a toilet in the 9th grade annex bathroom.

Gotta say, I am tired of paying Edgewater prices. Put off moving for the longest time to stick it to the crunchy homeowners around here who think that anyone who rents is a cockroach who doesn’t matter, but I think my patience is running out in the next year or two

time to cut em loose prospect.org/2026/03/05/i...

I’m not particularly argumentative irl

Dunno who to read about all this war stuff. Basically everyone who I’ve seen post about Ukraine etc always ended up full of shit or posting worthless secondary sources and the government is full of inveterate liars somehow more stupid and criminal than the George Bush crew was. Guess I’ll just wait