I enjoy treating cigarette smokers like they just shit themselves when they light up. In 2025.

Dope as fuck someone beat the shit out of that Logan Paul fuck. Could’ve gone a bit hard imo

get her ass

in terms of microblogging sites you got one site full of nazis and crypto dipshits and other scammers here you got your alt text scolds and libs who couldn't find a joke inside a paper bag.

what he says

i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.

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i enjoy this yogurt bowl i make in the morning thats 60 grams of protein for 350 calories u can beat 90% of the population in protein intake in one bowl its powerful

average law enforcement officer

i live in chicago-land lol not even a real suburb but the only other cities i could see living in with a similar vibe are boston and baltimore

i have many grievances about the travis matthew brand

can we get some weed guys to lobby trump and get weed legal at the gas station already.... just bribe him and lets get it done

these fucken robots are chasing me man

kind of suspicious that anthony bourdain and jeffrey epstein died of "suicide"

here is donald trump with anthony bourdain

anthony bourdain was a hustler

congrats to my guy @bebopott.bsky.social youre on the city of chicago mayor facebook

im at king of budz in new buffalo michigan right now getting high af on native casino property AMA

no context this makes laugh my ass off

is this real

wonder if trump ever tried cock

this whole charade with melania is weird too she basically lives with her long time boyfriend in nyc and charges him an appearance fee to be seen in public with him

king donald the pedophile first of his name

president pedophile

love this energy

goddamn

DOJ won’t meet Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files

i wouldnt hold your breath about getting the real epstein files

Yglesias referring to Senator Van Hollen as a "safe seat clout-chaser" is so despicable. VH took a stand to prevent Abrego García - an innocent man - from being disappeared into CECOT for life.

50 cent is my favorite troll fr mocking the “ at the end was just *chef’s kiss*

can you imagine the pressure that comes with being diddy's eldest fail son

lmao

oh fuck off

WHY THEY EATING MY BALLS!!!!

erika kirk gotta release a sex tape if she wanna stay relevant

hangxiety is amateur shit if u a real alky you can manage ur nervous system with cold shower

this site would be great with group dms so we could see tiddies in the group dms

i am the widest felix fuck skinny felixes

Moving "Make Felix Wide" to the "Completed" column of my posting Kanban board

@widefelix.bsky.social cant get wider, i swear

skyline i'm proud to report: felix is really wide

Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet

the best thing about chicago is derrick rose can walk around like a normal guy he should run for mayor hed win

facebook is showing me shredded grannies bro in like body builder thongs wtf

i love to see these assholes cleave

skip the raccoon has shooters