proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account

klarna should lean into the vice verticals and do this for draftkings and crypto rug pulls

seems like MAGA is squarely calling for Pam Bondi's impeachement, firing, removal, etc. not sure why the dems cannot thread an obvious fucking needle.

bro you are in the closet beaver aint for u

if an ICE guy takes out will stancil, how will u feel about that?

the gov killed charlie kirk cause his smoke was too tough

surprised matt lauer hasnt done a comeback yet

might glaze some donuts tonight aka hack my hawg off into a fuckin tissue

i dont trust russians

bluesky needs more baddies

what if angel reese sat on your face

i miss tiddy reels

im so sick that these fucking losers running the bulls couldnt pull an FRP or anthony edwards in return

thats right im a eugenicist who hates elvis and im pantyfa

i dont really have any witty posts for u

james van der beek was a sexual demi god #iykyk #varsityblues

do those looksmaxxing jestergoon guys ever let a third party break their face with a hammer or do. they always have to do it themselves id sign up

thats the typeshit i talmin bout

its time to bring back chain restaurants that died during the 2008 boom and covid... lets get fuckin red robin back... red lobster... tgi fridays ... houlihans lets fucking RETVRN

i got a bottle of blantons ready to roll

what are your evening plans when it finally happens

Hell yea dawg. Talk your shit.

should I take a dump

Bondi knows she’s gonna burn in hell for eternity

There’s a Bennigans in Elgin IL

what's newsom's big plan to stop fascism - destroy a homeless encampment and post some wicked come backs on twitter?

anyone who uses grok should be sterilized

Does this have anything to do with shuttering flights from El Paso

These guys always look fucked up s hell too

i am thinking about you while im taking a shit rn just so you know feel free to fave to make methink of you while a wet turd courses out of my bowels

if you use AI you are lower than dog shit

the horniest shit ever for boomers is smacking some bitch up with a fish like led zeppelin did in the 1970s thats the boomer arche type for kink

the fuckin pharma industry got me addicted to vaccines man i go every year for flu + covid booster its like getting a free sample of heroin and getting absolutely addicted.

Howard Lutnick

my strategy for avoiding jury duty is aggressive commenting on local news paper articles as bunghole69 i will explain that i have biases to the judge under my nom de plum bunghole69 look me up bitch

Butt hole games

should be legal to chase mark Zuckerberg and also to catch him to forcibly ***** him in his ***

America is a shit hole country

always knew skip was a wrecker

did i mention that my therapist says ts ok to use BlueSky even if you had a social media addiction? he said the page doesnt have an algorithm nor is it engaging at all. its v low dopamine - most of the people who post on here are brain dead.

Kon Knueppel is better than the last 5 years of #1 picks including flagg

capital doesnt give a shit about you. why do you give a shit about capital

IMO you should be clear to tell Someone to take themself out of the gene pool. It’s free speech

You sound like a shitlib collaborator

in case you ever wanna see 2 coyotes fucking on top of a frozen great lake www.reddit.com/r/chicago/co...

all republicans lick windows of the short bus they've always taken to places.

how come les wexner is still walking around free

if you work for palantir you should do the honorable things now and save us the hassle later when we hold tribunals

ICE guy kidnapped this lady