trump's mother clearly took a lot of tylenol while carrying the president in her womb

LMFAO

sorry but this account mostly posts about jacking off if you didnt figure that out by reading the posts

bringing a costco sized bottle of tylenol to the next pregnant gang bang

this was posted on "X" today by the official US Department of Homeland Security account

why would i want to hear from kamala harris ever again

the everything app

IPTV is still one of the cheapest way to enjoy over a million TV channels globally

what a fucking loser

fucking hilarious the mutts are getting mad about GWAR

if I was gay and jewish id have "mazel top" in bio

i dont really have the attention span to read more than 4-6 books a year... i feel thats a decent amount for somoene who prioritizes running and lift weights over nerd shit like reading

do i have this right? the right wing of this country spent the whole month of september trying to bully people into mourning a bigot?

erika kirk is hot to trot in the maga community shes gonna have her pick of rudy giuliani, man cow muller, nic fuentes, and tom homan

i feel the founders missed not enumerating an explicit amendment guaranteeing a right to jack off .

its cute that texans insist on calling a tequila soda "ranch water" its sounds so lame

been going to my therapist for like 2 years and i still dont wanna burden him with anything too heavy u know?

im a judgmental alcoholic in that i will judge you if you drink wine

getting pegged -- at the chuck perc memorial service

omg i cant believe trump came out to this so tacky

oh fuck yea new tulsa king

this is that gunter eagleman maga influencer from "X" lol

i havent travelled neasrly as much in the last 5 years as i did between 2010-2020 but its wild that the standard average hotel price is basically 225-250 a night now that used to be the fucking ritz or renaissance in 2013

i'd really love to see what trump's tour rider has in it

holy shit is this real

always take 55 into chicago if you're going anywhere south of soldier field its a certified dime piece of a highway

Guy that gets raptured mid cum while jerking off (god works in mysterious ways) and there’s just some disembodied jizz flying through the air for a second

Tfw another school gets desegregated

every time this guy talks i just imagine he's talking to himself in the mirror, because psychologically, he is.

i wont vote for any dem who doesn't pledge to lock this asshole and throw away the key for the rest of his natural life.

Rest in piece Charlie Kirk. You will be mist

im just shocked this many of you subscribe to disney

"let me see that thong"

this is extremely vile to me i don’t like people who talk like this

This is who Bluesky mods are banning people over? Disgusting

im officialy a new balance guy i fucking wear only new balances i have many pairs

squritin out the neck call that charlie perc

blow me?

whats the deal with wilco i ve tried listening to wilco about 2 dozen times over 20 ytears and i dont get it

im buddhist so if you wanna throw the fuck down about it meet me in the fucking parking lot, christ follower

i dont give a fuck what any chicago neighbors are i dont care its all chicago to me grow up

what the fuck are we even doing here man

i enjoy trying to force unsafe drivers into slowing down or paying attention i love honking at distracted drivers and boxing in speedsters trying to pass on the right im that bitch

the world is going to hell fast

saw a tweet here last week saying blumpkins aren't real .... that is 100% false blumpkins are real

weed pills are fucking dope you just pop a tab and u riding the wave 30 mins later

king of budz is the worst new buffalo dispensary literally go anywhere else its a total fuck hole

Border Czar Tom Homan was caught by the FBI accepting bribes - on camera - to deliver government contracts in exchange for $50,000 in cash. Pam Bondi knew. Kash Patel knew. Emil Bove knew. And they made the investigation go away. A corrupt attempt to conceal brazen graft.

bro ICE just deported chuck e cheese in full costume