do I even want to know what a CD-ROMantic is on this, Random Game Saturday ?

protect the freaks

getting fucked by someone and then you turn around and it’s someone else

protect the freaks

ni hao fucker

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

new york is going to be very kind to me so i figure i may as well become a surrogate sports fan, go knicks

"prepare to get washed, girl"

something about rushing to put fictional characters in tomodachi life feels very “keep rainbows in a zoo if you could” to me

videogames are good you just need to be playing itchio pervert stuff or viewtiful joe

If only your dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How could he be so cruel house?

We need a Dirge of Cerberus remake or remaster or at least rerelease Throw the sickos a bone

she is bi & poly and moving to nyc in august 🤙

reunion was right there, come on

i am very suspicious of self-identified communists that do not share theory crafted by black & brown people

why does every mom have like three different facebook accounts

bible references are really funny

going to gay church and yelling GIVE US BARABBAS the whole time

come back gay church 😢

reached out to someone i used to date as a boy, i’ll let ya know how it goes

befriending straight tgirls is fine but can be annoying bc there's always that one who's dating the cleric from hexen. he gets around with them ig. they're always like "he's so funny when you get to know him" but he just isn't, not unless you find a staff full of screaming ghosts particularly funny

Blippo+ is $8.99 on Steam buff.ly/AWjvvGu $9.74 US eShop buff.ly/UQ3ucIP Deck verified

I would def watch adult home movies 🍿

would it shock any of you to learn that i have in fact produced and distributed sex work in the past

recommending cyberpunk 2077 to hypnogirlies so they can discover dolls and braindances

Seeing the way people have been talking about TADC and Backrooms has convinced me that “lore” is the enemy in storytelling right now, people demand you focus on needless worldbuilding and not just tell a meaningful story with themes and symbols you can apply to life itself.

still got mine 😇

legit so stoked to do this, just gonna run up to every cute couple and ask if they want a pic :3

my timbs, kakarot

The most important cultural lesson of the late 80s/early 90s

me planning the single most transformative and spiritually enriching weekend of my adult life at the end of the month: i can’t wait to see how tall everyone is

Introducing the idea of kusoge to Threads feels like giving a Medieval Peasant a peanut M&M.

god i miss this

the time really was that you could cut a clip of gabe newell saying his email address so it sounded like he was saying “gay ben” over and over

stel has graciously invited us to group up throughout the weekend so i figure that happenstance will be bringing lots of us together :) but if anyone still wants to do something a lil more lowkey or intimate then let’s plan somethin ! otherwise we’ll just be hanging & following trans siren calls 😁

Calling all Midwest skateboard women & femmes! 🛹💃 This Saturday an ambassador of the GRLSWiRL team is hosting a meetup at the historic The Turf Skatepark from 10-12:00! All wheels welcome to practice and socialize in a safe and encouraging environment! You know I’ll be there! We’d love to see you!

🚨 IS THIS YOUR GRANDMA 🚨 We recently received these found photos of a grandma getting an NES for her birthday. We've determined it was October 1990, it was her 65th birthday, and she was in Miami, FL. Did she like Duck Hunt

my cancellable millennial opinion is that my chemical romance sucks shit and welcome to the black parade is one of the most grating songs i’ve ever heard

Pump it up!

goldfinger is playing summerfest the same day as nyc dyke march

and best for last! if you quit a video game because it is too hard then i don’t think you actually enjoy playing video games

video games have far more in common with playing sports or practicing an instrument and the comparison to films or books is incredibly superficial

subscription based MMOs and online shooters are time vampires that manipulate you into long-term dopamine loops

life is strange and 1000xresist are video games that are ashamed and embarrassed of being video games

gacha games suck ass and embolden the worst practices of the industry

john carmack was right to compare video game plots to pornography

banjo-kazooie is a very unengaging experience that only holds value in its cultural context. otherwise it’s just an amusement park guided tour.

there are enough mario & zelda games, we don’t need any more